༚✧˳⁺⁎ Anna ⁎⁺˳✧༚ @ugh-its-anna - Tumblr Blog

rare ed elric from me

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

torchwood-99

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

alex-anxtym00n

forgot to post this one 😅

uhh... cool caption I guess

052-jy

☀️ wiwa

targetedknowledge

fursasaida

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

o0kawaii0o

Kiss kiss manifesting an announcement of season 2!

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

hppjmxrgosg

you shut your mouth.

virtualgirladvance

im choosing to believe the order of the list is in order of some metric like realism or social acceptably and i am deeply invested in this worldbuilding

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?