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burnmaddieburn:

“Damn, Dex, you almost sound like me.”

“Oh my god, am I turning into you?”

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fckchurro:

Churro started to blush harder, he never knew how to react to a compliment especially to someone who was attractive. “T-Thanks.” He said quietly before looking back at the male, pushing his hair out of his face.

“No problem.” Dex smiled, “What’s your name?”

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leviwhitmore:

“I’m shocked,” he chuckled, glancing to his hand in the others before returning his gaze back to the other. “Tell me, do you want me to want to kiss you?”

“If you didn’t smoke, I might have considered it,”

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✉️ dex

Damon: so find somebody who'll fuck you in a church, shouldn't be hard

Dex: true

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percyrupert:

“An expansive vocabulary doesn’t make me Charles Darwin. Jesus. You’d probably find the Wild Thornberry’s intellectually stimulating.”

“This is honestly so confusing.”

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✉️ dex

Damon: a church. pastor's daughter snuck me into the office during mass. 10/10

Dex: i wish i could do that

Dex: prove that you can't pray the gay away

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skyekingsley:

“God, that must suck to be them.”

“I would never want to be a virgin again.”

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percyrupert:

“Eye candy is peasant talk. Cornea glucose is scientifically superior.”

“Are you some type of science-y person?”

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✉️ dex

Damon: that's actually a pretty good one 9/10

Damon: idk i felt like having a laugh i guess

Damon: sue me

Dex: what abt u?

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leviwhitmore:

“You’re delusional,” Levi put a hand to the brunette’s head. “You’re hot, you might have a fever.”

“Never heard that one before,” Dex said, slowly grabbing Levi’s hand and pulling it off his forehead.

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emberstrait:

“If I’m honest, that actually sounds quite terrifying when you think about it. What if it malfunctions and beats someone to death?”

“Or what if my bionic dick tries to take over the world? Like some ‘take me to your leader’ type of shit?” Dex chuckled

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“I haven’t gotten laid in like two weeks,” he said. “Is it possible to die from blue balls? Because people keep teasing the fuck out of me, but nothing comes out of it. It’s like a sick joke. Am I being Punk’d?”

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“I feel you on a spiritual level.” Dex said, sitting next to the guy, “Do you need a drink?”

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✉️ damon + dex

Damon: what's the weirdest place you've ever had sex

Dex: The back room at a grocery store

Dex: y???

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“’kay, listen,” genie snapped, turning abruptly to the person she was addressing, “i’m trying to memorize a shit ton of drug classifications for my exam and i need you to either shut the fuck up or go somewhere else.” she took school very seriously, seeing it as her only route to a better life. “please just - if you’re not gonna leave, at least help me.”

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“Okay, um, do you have flashcards?” Dex asked. “I did this last semester. Future CSI right here.”

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leviwhitmore:

“How about I have a tic tac just before,” he said, “it’s practically the same.”

“So you do wanna kiss me?”

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emberstrait:

“Oooh, look at you, bionic penis and all.”

“I wish,”

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leviwhitmore:

“You’re too kind, Dex. Truly - thinking of my beauty, touching really. Don’t worry, I have no intentions of getting wrinkles,” he said with a quiet chuckle, a idle lick of his lips as he offered a devilish smile. “Is this some form of blackmail? Are you that vain into thinking I want to kiss you that bad?” Raising a brow, he had a final drag before flicking it away, reaching into his pocket to pull out a hundred dollar handkerchief, dabbing at the edges of his lips, eyes still trapped with the others. 

“I’m just saying, if you want to,” he smirked, his eyes trailing towards Levi’s lips, “you'll need to stop smoking.”