jo :/

leve me aloe

[ughitsjo]

[aleshakills]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[arbane235]

#''u r trying to brainwash me'' no. just to wash you.

[ughitsjo]

[ughitsjo]

so imagine if you fuck your childhood best friend and immerse him into your polycule…like how bad of an idea is that? like on a scale from 1-10 how bad

[ughitsjo]

i’m gonna fly a lucky follower out and fuck them all day!! signups drop at 9pm MST!!!

[ughitsjo]

i’m so sorry guys i j realized i actually treat tumblr like twt im sick

[ughitsjo]

grisbuits and baby….

[ughitsjo]

i need to dig up my old sketchbooks where i drew dan and phil fucking

[ughitsjo]

they’re actually so achilles and patroclus coded :/

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[ughitsjo]

wowowowow the world is crumbling, i’ve gotten back into art, im listening to Emo Music again, being active on tumblr again, and im back on the #Phan grind. its like im 13 all over again my god

[ughitsjo]

i’m so happy that dan and phil are Gay Boyfriends™️

but also i’m thinking abt that part in the video when dan got super angsty and thanked/apologized to phil for putting up with him

i read so many angst fics abt them breaking up bc of it and the fact that he probably saw those and was like 😟😟. i wish 2009 d+p could see the progress we/they have made over 16 years and how much they’ve helped so many people, me included

[awrfhi]

jesus and judas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[ughitsjo]

dan and phil came out as dating for the last 16 years

and the biggest shock of the video is that dan is the top SORRY

[ughitsjo]

mask kink been going rlly hard lately….almost as hard as my goddamn cock every time i see a biker yo ho hooooo SO fucking hot