my empire of dirt

Eliot | 21 | he/him

[uglycube]

moving to @greatestwizard

[uglycube]

moving to @greatestwizard

[uglycube]

moving to @greatestwizard

[uglycube]

im not gonna delete this blog but i am gonna stop posting to it/looking at it in a minute so. @greatestwizard yall

[strikkodrene]

i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

im a wifegirl. im a male. im your every thing. im unemployed .

[scpkid]

i dare you

[omegaverse]

my buddy crent

my stepdad chunt

your cousin throckmorton 

[omegaverse]

[babey]

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

[malwarewolf404]

[uglycube]

moving to @greatestwizard

[allahrakhii-deactivated20210317]

how come nintendo can do the required research to make the gerudo desert geographically accurate and british music legit but they can’t do the research to not make caricatures of brown people 🤔

[sarek]

Went to Goodsprings & the saloon legit has a dusty ass framed copy of Fallout New Vegas on the wall

[murkbonearchive]

[notkatniss]

[notkatniss]

never deleting this app

[leviathan-supersystem]

incidentally did you guys ever see what duck dynasty looked like before they decided to start cosplaying as working class rural people:

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[lew-basnight]

When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.

By the end I was wearing a white robe and broad straw hat, carrying a sword, peeing on the lawn, performing magic on the hilltops. I was deep into some wild conspiracy shit and doing a lot of writing, making a lot of mix tapes. I talked intensely with the tv and radio, and developed in-depth relationships with the characters on “Hill Street Blues.”

If I learned anything from the experience, it is this.

Give in to the inevitable craziness right away, and just get comfortable.

[higurashinonakukoronigou-moving]

hold on im begging you for more information