El Wong Dong

Hi, I'm Khalid.Belize. Enjoy the memes and stay hydrated. 

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[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild

[msadequate]

ancient guy: i want all the dicks of persia in my ass, i love dicks, give me dicks until i drown modern historian: well what you have to keep in mind is that ancient cultures had different ideas of how to show affection and express themselves, so it’s actually probable he was talking about his brotherly affection for his people

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[uglypadre]

suck my dick?

Anytime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lsd-something-something]

[100493503004422]

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

[dunsalien]

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[uglypadre]

Anime girl: *gets bumped into*

Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

let’s see how big i can get him to go lmao

[bongcop]

[sridevi]

that’s not how you open…………a can of….pickles.

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

i’ve never seen a video with such dark psychic energy in my entire life

[cum-padre]

you havent really??

what about this?

[bloodhooof]

any mosquitos reading this? fuck you

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[theprndl]

[4gifs]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going

[kyojinsenshu]

Beyonce going off on Blue Ivy and then staring at the camera like “the fuck you lookin at” will forever be funny

[xenolithia]

GOLD