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there’s a man who leads a life of danger to everyone he meets he stays a stranger with every move he makes another chance he takes
odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow
{sorry for disappearing, i meant to post my notice but i forgot!}
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Otto would be helpless without the Agency. And they have purposely made him that way. He literally has no life to go back to should they suddenly crumble, he has no identity he can crate since he would have no resources. He could eventually adjust but for a while he would only flounder without the help of the Agency.
thread where the agency gets destroyed-- otto being the only one left alive-- and otto not knowing what to do anymore because he doesn’t know who he is or what to do with himself tbh.
there’s a man who leads a life of danger to everyone he meets he stays a stranger with every move he makes another chance he takes
odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow
{starter call?}
I kind of want a thread where someone recognizes Otto despite the fact he’s much older now and approaches him because of it. Like they thought he was kinapped or dead but they can see it in his face that he’s the same boy that went missing.
But he’s unable to recall anything and he doesn’t understand why they’re calling him “Archie Morrison” or why his head is suddenly killing him with the more they try to get him to remember.
“ I peed on the rocks and it was like a spiritual experience. ”
“… sir, are you alright?”
gcldenfool:
“I’m pretty dandy, but thanks for asking? Peeing on rocks is like, heaven.”
“Ah. . .” Otto was fairly speechless but nodded. “I’ll, uh, take your word for it.”
“ I peed on the rocks and it was like a spiritual experience. ”
“. . . sir, are you alright?”
I kind of want a thread where someone recognizes Otto despite the fact he's much older now and approaches him because of it. Like they thought he was kinapped or dead but they can see it in his face that he's the same boy that went missing. But he's unable to recall anything and he doesn't understand why they're calling him "Archie Morrison" or why his head is suddenly killing him with the more they try to get him to remember.
Morality Meme
⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?
⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?
🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?
👑: Is your muse honorable?
☯: What do they think of 'good' and 'evil'?
🌹: When would they tell a lie?
🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?
⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?
💋: How easily are they tempted?
☽: What is their alignment?
⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who's harmed them or the people they care about?
Send me a 🔫 for my muse to kill yours
Alternatively, send me a ☠ for my muse’s reaction to yours trying to kill them.
Send (ง’̀-‘́)ง to punch my muse and see how they react.
popular text posts + ask memes (part two)
❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜ ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜