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THE IMPLICATION . WILDCARD BITCHES ! CULTIVATING MASS .

#goD BLESS DAIRY #THSI IS SO C UTE #WT F #TH E h orNE T B OX #` * 000. PROMO ╱ THAT’S THE KIND OF STUFF THAT REALLY BUTTERS MY EGG ROLLS .

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#` * 003. FACE ╱ WHAT IF I WORE A CHECKERED HAT AND SMOKED A PIPE ?#` * DYN 01. ╱ YOU SEE FREE SOUP ‚ YOU MAKE A DECISION TO EAT IT .#` * DYN 02. ╱ WHAT IS THIS ENTICING BOWL OF WHITE ?#the fucking bUTT DA N CE

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#` * 003. FACE ╱ WHAT IF I WORE A CHECKERED HAT AND SMOKED A PIPE ?#` * DYN 05. ╱ THE GANG REPRESSES THEIR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA .

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#i just #needed this #on my blog #` * 003. FACE ╱ WHAT IF I WORE A CHECKERED HAT AND SMOKED A PIPE ?#` * DYN 01. ╱ YOU SEE FREE SOUP ‚ YOU MAKE A DECISION TO EAT IT .#` * DYN 02. ╱ WHAT IS THIS ENTICING BOWL OF WHITE ?#trio tag tba

` * DENNIS : CLEAN INSIDES .

❛ YOU HAVE LITERALLY GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. ❜ a gaze thrown with distaste / disinterest . WILL HE MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF US ALL ? eyelids shut , forefinger and thumb pressed ‘ gainst temples , feeble attempts to HIDE the ever growing frustration ( the ANGER that itches beneath your skin ! ) heavy sigh , snatch the item from unsuspecting hands. ‘ we use this to CLEAN , charlie. not . . . whatever you were doing. ‘

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EYES WIDE , YOUNG child reprimanded ! blinks INNOCENT up at friend , confusion ‘flects ‘cross eyes . ❛ what , THIS ? oh , yeah , dude , this is my lunch . c’mon , dennis , you can’t seriously tell me you’ve never eaten a sponge before ! can i have it back , though ? i’m kinda starving . ❜

#` * 002. VOICE ╱ OKAY ‚ WELL ‚ FILIBUSTER .#` & 001. ╱ IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY !#i cannot believe #charlie #is eating a sponge

my actual mother @asskickers made this for me and everyone else can go home this is the only thing that matters

#` * 000. OUT ╱ NO COMMUNISM IN THE PANCAKES HOUSE .

` * MAC : SPOOPY .

❛ CHARLIE , HOW MANY times do i have to tell you that ghouls & gremlins don’t exist. the only ghost that i believe in is the only one that matters dude. THE HOLY GHOST . ❜

❛ OKAY THEN EXPLAIN that leprechaun i caught on saint patrick’s day ! there’s a whole WORLD of hidden mythical creatures out there mac and i intend to find it . and it has NOTHING TO DO with all of that GOD nonsense with all the SITTING & STANDING i mean it’s ridiculous ! ❜

#` * 002. VOICE ╱ OKAY ‚ WELL ‚ FILIBUSTER .#` & 001. ╱ IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY !#i hate him

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#` & 001. ╱ IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY !#` & 002. ╱ YEAH LIKE TEN CATS FOLLOWED ME HERE .#` & 003. ╱ THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LEAVE PHILLY !

` * TEENKILLED : HOW VERY .

❛ usually . do you always dress like you just got back from an unsuccessful dumpster dive or are you just taking that whole dress for the job you want thing too seriously ? ❜

❛ YOU KNOW , I gotta say , it was actually a PRETTY SUCCESSFUL dive if you ask me . i mean , ran into a few rats but i . . . i got ‘em . i always do . ❜

#` * 002. VOICE ╱ OKAY ‚ WELL ‚ FILIBUSTER .#verse tbt #honestly charlie is such a trash human and im living for it

` * ARCHER : ADVANCED WINE CAN .

❝ DUH, AND / OR NO KIDDING ! ❞ he screws on the cap of his flask & tucks it back into his coat. ❝ god, who uses a WINE CAN ? talk about amateur ! alcoholism one oh one, dumbass ! ❞

❛ WELL SHIT , MAN . i gotta get one of those metal thingies . that makes binge drinking on the go so much easier . wine cans are pretty good in a pinch though . ❜

#` * 002. VOICE ╱ OKAY ‚ WELL ‚ FILIBUSTER .#honestl y don't apologize at this point he's taken .. so much shit from the gang

` * @teenkilled : HOW VERY .