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kelsey 29 NJ

[girlwhoisnormal]

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

[rattle-my-stars]

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[uhkoostiks]

“Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time? My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via wordsnquotes)

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

If the person in possession of my voodoo doll would PLEASE hug it

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it hurts but whatever

[beermosa-deactivated20170202]

y'all b taking advantage of people n treating them like shit just because u know they have a genuine weak spot for u and that’s really fucked up

[uhkoostiks]

what the fuck hello

[uhkoostiks]

hey, if you’re from swiftie tumblr:

stop DM’ing me LITERALLY anywhere that you can find me asking to buy my taylor swift tumblr account from me...like 1) thats weird 2) yeah I worked super hard to get Taylor to recognize who I am for 14 years just to sell the account she follows me on and 3) again that’s weird and annoying. please stop lmfao.

[taylorswiftsdad]

when your ex man brings his new girlfriend and she’s like oh my god but you’re just gonna shake

[wlwonderland]

Taylor Liked on 11/19/14

[taylorswiftsdad]

i cant believe this is real i never thought id be on the “taylor noticed” page ever

[taylorswift]

MAHAHAGA this is great.

Totally stalking Kelsey’s blog and laughing hysterically.

[diamondformm]

[encourage]

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

[dutchster]

[dutchster]

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

[tacomel420]

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deadmugen]

me

[dobladim]

[idcc]

[ariseadaptascertain]

I just want to chase toddlers around a beautiful home in my socks while my wife makes coffee and feeds our dogs