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affiiliated w/CiTTA. Sakata Gintoki of Gintama.

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@iburned

❝ Let me explain something to you. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, 'don't think. act.' ❞

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@katalinator

❝ I’ll have you know I’ve been sober for 200 days. Not, like, in a row, just… in general. ❞ 

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@anglerfishnabe

❝ If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that’s his right. You always have the right to be an asshole—you just shouldn’t use that right very often. ❞

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@syntheticomedian

❝ We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth. ❞

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@dragonslayer

❝ Maybe if I close my eyes, I can pretend this isn’t occurring. ❞

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@baddestdangerboy​​

❝ Everything is expensive these days except….dirt, which is still free ❞

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       @whimsicaldelights

❝ The man who created chocolate was a genius. The man who created pretzels was a genius. The man who created chocolate pretzels was a god. ❞

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           @tiredsasukeboy​

❝What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.❞ of course he wasn’t serious, but with that look in his eyes..it was hard to tell.  

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davestr1d3r:

     the thing about impulses, dave muses as his brows raise higher at the guy in front of him, is that it’s easy to forget just how stupid they really are in the heat of the moment. one sudden touch and dave’s jerking his limbs or snapping his head or crawling out of his goddamn skin. it’s enough to make him jittery, and his fingers close in on themselves slowly as his body freezes. ❝ uh. ❞

dave moves his head ever-so-slightly, the sheer gesture seeming to ask the questions. ❝ are you all good, or are you like, having some kind of public breakdown. no shame in that, i just need to know so that i can appropriately, uh, fade out into the background like a bad powerpoint effect. then again, the fade on that thing isn’t even bad. it’s the shit like the stars or the pinwheels that get the goose. ❞  

       Gintoki falls to his knees, his entire soul being drained from his body ( not really ). How could he be so careless to allow this to happen!? His sudden happiness  was tossed away into a puddle of sh*tty water, ruing the book rather quickly. Paper never could withstand liquid..only rock. ❝The........last...one..❞ He mutters over and over, body slinking into the pavement as his hands ball up into a fist. Heartbroken! The samurai felt like this was a terrible break up or a death of a loved one. 

❝Please..❞ slowly he reaches to pull the magazine out of the water, the pages already retaining the dirty water and dripping all over the ground.The text within it would be smeared and the ink running down the pages, making it impossible to read.  ❝Get me another..!❞ Gintoki uses his other hand to grab at their pants, tugging it like a lost puppy. His eyes staring up, not exactly the prettiest sight to behold or icons even remotely good looking.    

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advancedai:

Of course such a thing is bound to happen. For the great, devilish, cute Queen of the Moon, such pathetic existence of a human wouldn’t be able to remain calm before a greater presence. Ah, but she is glad, of course – that someone has come to “protect” her. Otherwise, it would be an ugly scene. Ugly and terrifying, that would be sure to impose fear if all watching eyes. 

Now the AI wouldn’t have to break character. Even if those people far deserved her cutesy act, what would she do, were Hakuno Kishinami to see her being so ugly?

“Albino-san isn’t wrong, even if he has more white hair than you, you know.” At the drunkard’s confusion BB yanks her arm away from the grip, a none too friendly look on her, despite her own tone. “BB-chan’s heart already belongs to another! And if you keep preying on innocent cute girls, then our public hero Albino-san over here won’t be afraid to teach you a veeeeery~ painful lesson, right♡?”

      Great, she was one of THOSE kind of characters. Leave it up to n*su to create these clone faces of other main fate characters instead of being creative. There was a blink and a furrow of his brows, surely his white hair was obvious but he was far from being OLD.  ❝ Don’t insult your savior!❞ Even Gintoki was on the confused side just like the drunkard, but suppose this was the appeal to a character such as herself.  This of course makes the man more agitated despite his drunken self, stumbling a bit when she pulled away from his rough grasp. “Geh you little’ brat....! don’t pull away unlesss I say’so!” Their words were aggressive but slurred.

❝Oi, you’re breaking the lolicon’s heart.❞ The samurai grins, watching carefully for anything more violent to occur. ❝..Huh!? now you’re dragging me further in this mess? sayin something doesn’t mean i want to help.❞ Gintoki ruffles his own hair, how did he get stuck in this mess again?!  ❝Guh, it’s Gintoki. G I N T O K I, got it?❞    

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ujigintokidon:

                while I wait for some replies, i feel like tossing out an uncapped one liner ad! ofc these can get longer : )

                 Last lil call before I start these tomorrow!

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                while I wait for some replies, i feel like tossing out an uncapped one liner ad! ofc these can get longer : )

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‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

* interview the muse

         ❝Nothing’.❞ Gintoki acts coolly, arms crossing against his chest as the wind gives him the dramatic effect. Yet, there was breeze between his legs..❝Save it for a side character or the comic relief.❞ Little did he take notice that his belt wasn’t fastened, allowing his pants to fall to his knees and show off his really cool white boxers with little strawberries imprinted.

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‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

* interview the muse

          How to make a grown man nervous as hell!                 ❝G-Ghosts?...hahahaha real?....!❞ of course they couldn’t be real, even if he’s experienced in countless of episode arcs!❝They’re j-j-just stands! y-y-yeah.❞

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[vhsmeme]

* interview the muse

‘ do you miss anyone? ’

‘ how are you doing? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

‘ what makes you laugh? ’ 

‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’ 

‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’

‘ favorite book? ’

‘ are you a good person? ’

‘ describe love. ’

‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘

‘ favorite song? ’

‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’

‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’

‘ do you like people? ’

‘ what motivates you? ’

‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’

‘ any pet peeves? ’

‘ do you need a hug? ’

‘ would you like to have kids? ’

‘ do you have any tattoos? ’

‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’

‘ when was the last time you cried? ’

‘ are you religious? ’

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satsook:

« Those who are chained to the fiber of clothes, afraid of fighting with their flesh and teeth, to be truly naked, are not fit to guide nor rule anyone else, not even pigs. »

        ❝AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAISTHISFORREAL?AHAHA.❞ laughing nervously but also a little terrified.