Birds & Words

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Hi! Would I be able dub some of your work? SW comics mainly, ill make sure to credit and i never use AI! :)

Go for it 👍

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Bowser is very proud.

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Person 1: Should I take you to a hospital?

Person2: Hospital? Where we’re going, we don’t need hospitals.

Person 1: And where’s that?

Person 2: The morgue

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Mario: Jr! Your father wouldn’t have wanted this!

Jr: What are you talkin’ about? Dad and I literally planned this together!

Bowser’s skull on the sidelines: You’re doing great, son!

Jr: Thanks, Dad!

Mario: Well, I never claimed that lying was my strong suit.

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Listening to Grandpappy's War Stories

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Faded Memories and Bitter Partings.

Even as a child, Hunter had luscious locks.

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Incomplete and Bittersweet Reunions.

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Suspicious women: Oh, we’d be delighted to have a Buddhist Monk like you for dinner!

Tripitaka, nervous: Heh, heh, As a guest, right? 

Suspicious Women: ☺️

Tripitaka: AS A GUEST, RIGHT?!

Suspicious Women Demons in Disguise: ☺️ 🔪

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Pippin: Gandalf.

Gandalf, wearily: Yes, Pippin?

Pippin: Why don’t we use eagles to get to Mordor, like the ones in Bilbo’s stories? Would certainly save us a trip.

Gandalf, explodes: One does not fly into Mordor, eagles screeching, and expect things to go well!!!

Workshopped with the ever clever @krazycat6167

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Tripitaka: Bodhisattva Guanyin, please send me a disciple. The kindest disciple you have.

Sun Wukong: *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: I, uh, meant a non-violent disciple.

Ao Lie the Dragon Horse : *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: Maybe someone with a modicum of restraint?

Pigsy: *Maniacal laughter*

Tripitaka: ….

Sandy: *Maniacal laughter*

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“If you’re dead inside and you know it, clap your hands.”

And that’s how they located the vampire.

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He’s their problem now.

[comic was requested by anonymous and workshopped with @krazycat6167]

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The passing down of sacred knowledge, ft. Crosshair as the emotional support grouch.

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The Frat Boy Days: Mornings

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Tooka believes, a mug of hot chocolate would be more efficient than caf ^w^

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

When Thorin’s Company arrives at Bag End, there is no flustered hobbit to greet them. In fact, there is no Bilbo Baggins to be found anywhere in Bag End. But Gandalf swears he had talked to the hobbit that morning. Where on Middle Earth is Bilbo?

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The Frat Boy Days: Mornings

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If classical philosophers had social media…

Plato on a video reel: Let me tell you the nature of man. Man is a-.

[Stitch incoming….]

Diogenes: Let me show you Plato’s man!

[Diomedes cackles while holding up a a featherless chicken that’s flapping like crazy. It’s chaos.]

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Diogenes’s response-to-the-comment-section video: Alright, you ingrates, let me clarify something.

[Holds up the featherless chicken]

Diomedes: This is Pebbles. She is a rescue. And is living a full life. Which is more than I can say for all of you watching.

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If classical philosophers had social media…

Plato on a video reel: Let me tell you the nature of man. Man is a-.

[Stitch incoming….]

Diogenes: Let me show you Plato’s man!

[Diomedes cackles while holding up a a featherless chicken that’s flapping like crazy. It’s chaos.]