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Fan Works Master Post

Collection of fan works I've done for various fandoms.

Journey to the West / Lego Monkie Kid

Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit

Star Fox

Star Wars

Super Mario Bros

Transformers

Note: I don't own any of these IPs and I have never made anything off of them.

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Sad Bird Hours

In the US Air Force, cadets wear different uniforms for different functions.

Fox is wearing the service uniform with the service cap, medals, and white parade gloves to impress his dad without being too obvious about it.

Slippy is wearing the flight suit uniform with a patrol cap since he does a lot of mechanical engineering courses. So it’s in line with regulations but not as stiff or as formal as other uniforms.

Falco is wearing the physical training uniform as it is the most informal set and helps convey some too-cool-for-school confidence.

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Transformers Masterpost

Collection of fan works I've done for Transformers in loose chronological and continuity order.

Key

✍ = Writing

⊞ = Comic

🀨 = Art Piece

One

⊞ Undiagnosed Neurodivergence

⊞ Old Friend

Prime

Season 2

⊞ Bad Guy

✍ ⊞ Take Her Out

Season 3

✍ Grant Money

✍ Gone Native

Miscellaneous

General

🀨 Thug Bug

✍ The Joy of Being Listened To

✍ We're Gonna Die

✍ Prepare for Trouble

✍ Problems and Solutions

Truth Be Told - A03 fanfic by @krazycat6167

✍︎ There's a Conspiracy Afoot

Goodbye to a World - A03 fanfic by Me

✍ Chapter 1

✍ Chapter 2

✍ Chapter 3

✍ Chapter 4

✍ Chapter 5

✍ Chapter 6

✍ Chapter 7

✍ Chapter 8

✍ Chapter 9

✍ Chapter 10

✍ Chapter 11

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Star Fox - Health Bar

[Set in Meteo: Asteroid Fields]

Final Enemy Boss: I’m no match for you. I admit defeat.

Falco: Your half-full health bar says otherwise.

Final Enemy Boss: [glances at said half-full health bar] Uh...Ha! You're not as stupid as you look after all! Heheh, Yeah...

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Star Fox - Warm and Corpse Cold

[On the Great Fox, Fox is talking to a hologram of General Pepper]

Fox: This Fichian Base, I assume Andross is targeting it because that’s where you keep all your military secrets. Am I warm? 😎

General Pepper: You’re going to be corpse cold in a minute if you keep going.

[Fox, Slippy, Peppy, and Falco share a silent, horrified look of "What the heck? Did he just???"] 

General Pepper: ☺️🌼🌸 As I was saying, our intelligence reports suggest -

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Star Fox - Scary Dog Privilege

[Set in Meteo's Asteroid Fields]

Slippy: [Hounded by enemy starcraft] You want a piece of me?

[Fox obliterates them]

Slippy: Take that!

The ghosts of the vanquished enemies: You didn’t even do anything?!

[Slippy has scary dog privileges. The scary dog being Fox.]

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Star Fox - Boost! Break! Barrel Roll!

[Set in the Meteo Asteroid Fields]

Peppy: Use the break!

[Not one second later]

Peppy: Use the boost!

Fox: Am I breaking or boosting?!

Peppy: . . . Do a barrel roll!

Fox: Peppy!

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Star Fox - Driver's License

[Set at a planet side-port.

Falco and Fox are watching a beat up car getting lowered from the Great Fox. Peppy is off to the side, sipping an energy drink.]

Falco: You have a CD license to drive a tank, a CFAA license to fly an Arwing, but you don’t have your basic driver’s license? Ha!

Fox: Laugh it up while you can. I’m using our pit stops to rack up the necessary driving hours to get the license. 

Falco: And who’s going to be your proctor?

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: [Spews out the energy drink] Who’s going to do what?!

[Cut to a closeup of Peppy and Fox in the car. Peppy is freaking out, has a death grip on the prayer bar. Fox is so done.]

Peppy: [Has PTSD from teaching his daughter how to drive] Easy on the breaks, you lead foot!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Maintain your lane!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Oh, this is the end! I fought in two Lylat wars just to be done in by a-!

Fox: Peppy!

Peppy: What?!

[Exterior shot of the car at a complete standstill.]

Fox: I haven’t turned the car on yet.

Peppy: Oh, good.

[Even wider shot showing they’re in an empty parking lot]

Peppy: Keep it that way.

[Peppy’s fired from driving proctor.]

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Falco's Turn as Proctor

[Shot of Falco and Fox in the car.]

Falco: Don't worry, under my tutelage, you’ll be driving in no time, Fox. 😎

Fox: I’ve already told you, I know how to drive. I just need supervised hours to get the license.

Falco: [Gives Fox a serious side eye] If you drive as well as you fly, then you are in desperate need of remedial lessons.

Fox: [Gives his own lethal side eye ]

[Next shot is a cartoon fight dust cloud with fists and expletives being thrown.

Falco is fired from the position of proctor. ]

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Slippy's Turn as Proctor

[Fox holds Slippy's shoulders, a near desperate gleam in his eyes.]

Fox: You are my last hope, Slippy. I just need one more supervised hour and then I can get my license.

Slippy: [Gives a happy-go-lucky thumbs up] You got it, Fox!

[Next shot is the car, 10 minutes later, completely totaled, getting towed away.

Fox and Slippy are off to the side, scarred for life.

Fox has his head in his hands.]

Slippy: I guess some things just aren’t meant to be 😅

Fox: [muffled screaming]

[Slippy is fired from the position of proctor. ]

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Star Fox - Driver's License

[Set at a planet side-port.

Falco and Fox are watching a beat up car getting lowered from the Great Fox. Peppy is off to the side, sipping an energy drink.]

Falco: You have a CD license to drive a tank, a CFAA license to fly an Arwing, but you don’t have your basic driver’s license? Ha!

Fox: Laugh it up while you can. I’m using our pit stops to rack up the necessary driving hours to get the license. 

Falco: And who’s going to be your proctor?

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: [Spews out the energy drink] Who’s going to do what?!

[Cut to a closeup of Peppy and Fox in the car. Peppy is freaking out, has a death grip on the prayer bar. Fox is so done.]

Peppy: [Has PTSD from teaching his daughter how to drive] Easy on the breaks, you lead foot!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Maintain your lane!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Oh, this is the end! I fought in two Lylat wars just to be done in by a-!

Fox: Peppy!

Peppy: What?!

[Exterior shot of the car at a complete standstill.]

Fox: I haven’t turned the car on yet.

Peppy: Oh, good.

[Even wider shot showing they’re in an empty parking lot]

Peppy: Keep it that way.

[Peppy’s fired from driving proctor.]

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Falco's Turn as Proctor

[Shot of Falco and Fox in the car.]

Falco: Don't worry, under my tutelage, you’ll be driving in no time, Fox. 😎

Fox: I’ve already told you, I know how to drive. I just need supervised hours to get the license.

Falco: [Gives Fox a serious side eye] If you drive as well as you fly, then you are in desperate need of remedial lessons.

Fox: [Gives his own lethal side eye ]

[Next shot is a cartoon fight dust cloud with fists and expletives being thrown.

Falco is fired from the position of proctor. ]

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Star Fox - Driver's License

[Set at a planet side-port.

Falco and Fox are watching a beat up car getting lowered from the Great Fox. Peppy is off to the side, sipping an energy drink.]

Falco: You have a CD license to drive a tank, a CFAA license to fly an Arwing, but you don’t have your basic driver’s license? Ha!

Fox: Laugh it up while you can. I’m using our pit stops to rack up the necessary driving hours to get the license. 

Falco: And who’s going to be your proctor?

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: [Spews out the energy drink] Who’s going to do what?!

[Cut to a closeup of Peppy and Fox in the car. Peppy is freaking out, has a death grip on the prayer bar. Fox is so done.]

Peppy: [Has PTSD from teaching his daughter how to drive] Easy on the breaks, you lead foot!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Maintain your lane!

Fox: Peppy.

Peppy: Oh, this is the end! I fought in two Lylat wars just to be done in by a-!

Fox: Peppy!

Peppy: What?!

[Exterior shot of the car at a complete standstill.]

Fox: I haven’t turned the car on yet.

Peppy: Oh, good.

[Even wider shot showing they’re in an empty parking lot.]

Peppy: Keep it that way.

[Peppy’s fired from driving proctor.]

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Star Fox - Academy Days: Bullies

[Set at Cornelia's Academy]

[ Fox is in class, taking notes, when his ear flicks and he snaps his head up to look off to the side before he gets up and books it out of there.

The teacher just sighs, as this is not the even the first time this week that this has happened.

Cut to a shot of Slippy getting harassed by other students in a hallway.]

Bullies: Doesn’t seeing such a pathetic frog make ya wanna squash it?

Slippy: [Uselessly flailing] You want a piece of me!?

Bullies: Hahaha-!

[Fox comes in with a flying kick and takes them out. The bullies run off.]

Slippy: Take that! Thanks, Fox. Hey, wait a minute, are you skipping class again?

Fox: . . . @#$% [books it back down the hallway]

Slippy: [Running after Fox] You totally are! Fox! You gotta attend class if you want to graduate!

Workshopped with the clever and funny @krazycat6167

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Star Fox - Academy Days: What did you do today?

[Set at Cornelia's Academy]

Falco: Ugh, my group had to cover lift off procedures, again.

Fox: You think that's bad? My group was getting drilled on the Radio Alphabet. It was foxtrot boring.

Slippy: I made a flamethrower and bombs.

Falco and Fox: …..

Falco and Fox: Can you show us?

Slippy: Yeah! :D

[Cut to all three of them at a testing range and the flamethrower is going off in beautiful controlled destruction.]

Falco and Fox: You are the coolest, Slippy.

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Star Fox - Academy Days: Pick Up

[Set at Cornelia's Academy]

Fox: My dad’s coming to pick me up today.

Slippy: He’s back?

Fox: Just got back last night.

Slippy: That’s awesome. My dad’s coming to pick me up, too!

Falco: Heh, I don’t need anyone to pick me up! I got my own ride. I’m a free bird!

Fox: Whatever you say, Lombardi. See you guys tomorrow!

Slippy: Later!

[Falco is left standing alone. The space is large and empty around him. His father isn’t coming to pick him up. Never will.]

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Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit Master Post

Collection of fan works I've done for Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit in loose chronological order.

Key

✍ = Writing

The Hobbit

✍ Side Quest - AO3 Fanfic

Chapter 1 - Where is Bilbo?

Chapter 2 - Blame It on My ADD

Chapter 3 - Over the River and Through the Woods

Chapter 4 - For Home and Country

Lord of the Rings

✍ Just Ride the Eagles to Mordor ⧉

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Journey to the West / Lego Monkie Kid

Collection of fan works I've done for Journey to the West / Lego Monkie Kid in loose chronological order.

Key

✍ = Writing

💥 = Comic

🌅 = Art Piece

Journey to the West

✍ Send Me a Disciple

✍ Buddhist for Dinner

Lego Monkie Kid

Pre-Season 1

🌅 Delinquent Dayz

💥 Cardboard Wukong

Post-Season 3

💥 Monkey Therapy

Season 4

🌅 And the Truth Will Set You Free

Labyrinth AU by @ninjasmudge - Fake Comic Covers

🌅 Cover 6 - Mei

🌅 Cover 5 and 4 - Nezha and Lady Bone Demon

🌅 Covers 3, 2, and 1 - MK, Wukong, and Macaque

🌅 KISS Album - Wukong

Miscellaneous

🌅 Dapper Mei

🌅 New Gods: Nezha Reborn Style Swap

🌅 @ririemimos DTIYS

🌅 Macaque Chibi

🌅 Monkey Angst

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Star Wars Master Post

Collection of fan works I've done for Star Wars in loose chronological order.

Key

✍ = Writing

⊞ = Comic

🀨 = Art Piece

Post Phantom Menace

🀨 The Golden Years

The Clone Wars

Season 1

✍ Captain Rex V. the Common Cold

⊞ That Cloak with Those Robes?

⊞ 🀨 Baseball AU

Bad Batch

The Clone Wars - Season 7

⊞ Marauder Sleeping Arrangements

⊞ The Frat Boy Days: Mornings

Season 1

⊞ Why Are You Female?

⊞ New Fear Unlocked

⊞ And Crosshair's Coming With

Season 2

⊞ Existential Crisis

⊞ Crosshair has a Friend?!

⊞ Listening to Grandpapppy's War Stories

⊞ Shojo Filter

⊞ Chu <3

⊞ Hunter's Hair

⊞ Cat Batch 99

Season 3

⊞ Incomplete and Bittersweet Reunions

Post Season 3

⊞ Passing Down of Sacred Knowledge

Original Trilogy

✍ By the Maker!

The Mandalorian

⊞ Keldabe Kisses