Lord of Waters, Dweller of the Deep

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[vxpo]

Towards The Light by Robert Rath | Vanity Exposition

[ao3tags]

gay fish in MY ocean?? • more likely than you think

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[tolrone]

Uinen- Lady Of The Sea / Her hair spread through all the surface of water.

[thisblogdeadyeet]

[xpineapplethiefx]

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

[sobrietykilledtheteenager-blog]

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then

[atreefullofstars]

The ocean is a source of deep existential horror, pass it on.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Tsk. Since the Bird King is not going to help us, time for plan B. Hold on tight, @losttinmymind . We’re gonna push your boat through with our own force.

It took me some time, but I figured how to adjust the currents just right for you, from below. The journey continues now.

[losttinmymind]

Thank you! I‘m holding on tight !

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

*For several days you drift with the strong currents, without seeing anything beside the vast ocean. When you finally see a distant, beautiful, green shore, your boat changes it’s course. You now travels along the shore, as if searching for a suitable bay*

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Tsk. Since the Bird King is not going to help us, time for plan B. Hold on tight, @losttinmymind . We’re gonna push your boat through with our own force.

It took me some time, but I figured how to adjust the currents just right for you, from below. The journey continues now.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Okay, so, @ask-sulimo , may I have your assistance? I would really use a nice wind. I have this boat I would love to push through the Straight Road.

Would you please do me a favor?

[ask-sulimo]

A boat, you say. A boat that needs a nice wind to push it… Who’s aboard it?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

A funny girl, a friend of Nienna, I believe. She can entertain you too. She sings funny songs.

[ask-sulimo]

What is her name, too? I wouldn’t risk to help someone who isn’t worthy

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I don’t know the name. I think she calls herself @losttinmymind ?

[nienna-the-vala]

My Herald is worthy!

[losttinmymind]

Hi it‘s me! I‘m the girl! Thank you @nienna-the-vala my Queen and cool sea uncle @ulmo-ulluboz ❤️❤️❤️

Please? @ask-sulimo 🙏🏻 I want to go to Nienna very much? Ulmo likes me, and Mandos,too! And Nienna obviously.

[ask-sulimo]

Mmh, perhaps I could… Or I could watch and see, and only step in if needed

[losttinmymind]

I hate Thauron and am willing to help you if need be… does that cut the deal?

[ask-sulimo]

It could or it could not, it depends in if I want any help for that vicious snake. And, to be honest, risking the life of others doesn’t seem appealing, at the moment

[losttinmymind]

Do I have any bargaining tool at all @ask-sulimo ?

How long does the journey take without Manwë‘s help @ulmo-ulluboz ?

[nienna-the-vala]

We are not risking any lives. I just wish to have my Herald in my Halls, for her lessons. Please, My King. I shall take care of her and not let anyone harm her.

We could learn more about Edain customs from her as well. She is very educated on the Edain lore.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

And she is friends with that cool guy... whatwashisname... Han...? Solo? Very cool human.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Okay, so, @ask-sulimo , may I have your assistance? I would really use a nice wind. I have this boat I would love to push through the Straight Road.

Would you please do me a favor?

[ask-sulimo]

A boat, you say. A boat that needs a nice wind to push it… Who’s aboard it?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

A funny girl, a friend of Nienna, I believe. She can entertain you too. She sings funny songs.

[ask-sulimo]

What is her name, too? I wouldn’t risk to help someone who isn’t worthy

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I don’t know the name. I think she calls herself @losttinmymind ?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Okay, so, @ask-sulimo , may I have your assistance? I would really use a nice wind. I have this boat I would love to push through the Straight Road.

Would you please do me a favor?

[ask-sulimo]

A boat, you say. A boat that needs a nice wind to push it… Who’s aboard it?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

A funny girl, a friend of Nienna, I believe. She can entertain you too. She sings funny songs.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Okay, so, @ask-sulimo , may I have your assistance? I would really use a nice wind. I have this boat I would love to push through the Straight Road.

Would you please do me a favor?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME THROUGH THE LAAAAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAAAAND

That’s a nice song, yes. I like it. You wish to sail somewhere now? I can arrange the waves for you, kid.

Taking you by your hand may be difficult tho. My hands are liquid!

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Cool Sea Uncle huh?

Yeah, I like the sound of it. 

I’m cool, I’m the sea and I’m an uncle. Yes. Good.

[maglor]

Shoutout to Ulmo for not smiting me while I vent to him in this trying time. This trying time being the past three ages.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

It’s okay, kiddo. I actually liked some of the songs you sang after you’ve vented.

[maglor]

Aww thanks ocean man, I’m sorry I scream at you and your family a lot. I’m just hoping one of you will come along and kill me for insulting you so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I get it. I really do. You are not the only one screaming at the ocean. At this particular moment I have several guys and galls doing it. Those sounds travel really far through water.

I only ask to not throw trash and stones into water. It stresses little fishes.

[losttinmymind]

Have you been watching Star Wars @ulmo-ulluboz ? You sound a lot like Han Solo, sometimes.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I what now?

What is this “Han Solo”? Better not be an insult, little one.

[losttinmymind]

I answered you, but the internet ate my reblog. I was saying:

NO of course not an insult! Han Solo is the coolest and best starship captain in this movie universe.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I like him. He looks like a cool guy. I am a cool sea uncle. It’s a good match, yeah, kiddo.

10/10 would drown*.

*I sometimes let cool humans drown so they can entertain me at my place.

[losttinmymind]

He is !

Yeah you kinda are the sea uncle.

You said I was funny…um …but you’re not going to drown me, are you? Ah I think Nienna wouldn’t like that either?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Nah, Nienna called dibs first. I really don’t want my headache to return. She needs a friend. Plus you sing well. Liked the songs. You are more entertaining when you breathe.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

How long is the trip from the Grey Havens to Valinor? Is there onboard entertainment? Does Cirdan serve snacks?

[tyelkcrmos-deactivated20180511]

the important questions

[losttinmymind]

@ulmo-ulluboz @nienna-the-vala ?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Approx 3 centuries to make me talk to Ossë, so he doesn’t eat your boat with waves. Also you need to get Eru or at least Manwë to consent to “defile the Holy, Blessed Lands of Valinor” (not my words, ok? I’m really fine with travelers and mariners).

Approx 2 years to get a boat that does not insult me, unless you already have one. Good for you then! You go, kiddo!

Approx 5-8 days to reach the Straight Road if I give your boat a good push.

It’s a straight road (haha!) from there. Like 2-3 days maybe? Depends on the boat and on Manwës mood with the wind, honestly.

As far as entertainment goes, Ossë keeps you entertained. He is very playful. Well, more like he keeps himself entertained and by doing so, he keeps you too busy to complain.

Cirdan secretly eats most of the snacks.

[losttinmymind]

Oh um… that‘s nice? I guess? Ah I‘ll be at Nienna‘s in a few days though, right?

Right?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Well, not sure about Manwë part here, but it’s gonna work somehow. Can’t produce the wind but I can force the ocean to do some nice waves. A few days should do, yep.

You skipped the longest part- Nienna took it upon her, so you’re good, kiddo.

[maglor]

Shoutout to Ulmo for not smiting me while I vent to him in this trying time. This trying time being the past three ages.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

It’s okay, kiddo. I actually liked some of the songs you sang after you’ve vented.

[maglor]

Aww thanks ocean man, I’m sorry I scream at you and your family a lot. I’m just hoping one of you will come along and kill me for insulting you so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I get it. I really do. You are not the only one screaming at the ocean. At this particular moment I have several guys and galls doing it. Those sounds travel really far through water.

I only ask to not throw trash and stones into water. It stresses little fishes.

[losttinmymind]

Have you been watching Star Wars @ulmo-ulluboz ? You sound a lot like Han Solo, sometimes.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I what now?

What is this “Han Solo”? Better not be an insult, little one.

[losttinmymind]

I answered you, but the internet ate my reblog. I was saying:

NO of course not an insult! Han Solo is the coolest and best starship captain in this movie universe.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I like him. He looks like a cool guy. I am a cool sea uncle. It’s a good match, yeah, kiddo.

10/10 would drown*.

*I sometimes let cool humans drown so they can entertain me at my place.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

How long is the trip from the Grey Havens to Valinor? Is there onboard entertainment? Does Cirdan serve snacks?

[tyelkcrmos-deactivated20180511]

the important questions

[losttinmymind]

@ulmo-ulluboz @nienna-the-vala ?

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

Approx 3 centuries to make me talk to Ossë, so he doesn’t eat your boat with waves. Also you need to get Eru or at least Manwë to consent to “defile the Holy, Blessed Lands of Valinor” (not my words, ok? I’m really fine with travelers and mariners).

Approx 2 years to get a boat that does not insult me, unless you already have one. Good for you then! You go, kiddo!

Approx 5-8 days to reach the Straight Road if I give your boat a good push.

It’s a straight road (haha!) from there. Like 2-3 days maybe? Depends on the boat and on Manwës mood with the wind, honestly.

As far as entertainment goes, Ossë keeps you entertained. He is very playful. Well, more like he keeps himself entertained and by doing so, he keeps you too busy to complain.

Cirdan secretly eats most of the snacks.

[maglor]

Shoutout to Ulmo for not smiting me while I vent to him in this trying time. This trying time being the past three ages.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

It’s okay, kiddo. I actually liked some of the songs you sang after you’ve vented.

[maglor]

Aww thanks ocean man, I’m sorry I scream at you and your family a lot. I’m just hoping one of you will come along and kill me for insulting you so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I get it. I really do. You are not the only one screaming at the ocean. At this particular moment I have several guys and galls doing it. Those sounds travel really far through water.

I only ask to not throw trash and stones into water. It stresses little fishes.

[losttinmymind]

Have you been watching Star Wars @ulmo-ulluboz ? You sound a lot like Han Solo, sometimes.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

I what now?

What is this “Han Solo”? Better not be an insult, little one.