Minstrel Of The Noldor

I am Maglor, second son of Feanor and the best minstrel in all of arda.

[maglor]

m e o w ~

A-are you a cat? Are you in league with Tevildo? What is the meaning of this nonsense?

[maglor]

Father, after marrying my mother, strutting around valinor: “well you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man”

[incorrect-silm-quotes]

“My brothers have always got my back. Except for Curufin. You never turn your back on Curufin”

— Caranthir

[maglor]

Beleg was thicccccccc

[maglor]

Moryo was always shorter than Maitimo, Tyelko and I, I think that’s why he liked the dwarves so much. He wanted to feel tall after growing up with Maitimo looming over him

[kanafiinwe]

I don't know how modern maglor would talk abut imagine (Maglor: y'all’d’ve'f'ld’ve [you all would have if i would have] / Feanor, in tears: what are you saying?)

Feanor didn’t become a linguist for his son to do this

[maglor]

A little known fact is that I’m actually a country singer, I’ve lived in the deep American south for a while now and this is exactly how I talk. I also sing songs about how my wife left and all my brothers’ve gone t’heaven and my dog died. I never had a dog but Huan is dead so it counts.

[maglor]

Having met both of them I must say that if Manwë and Eonwë were birds, Manwë would be a great blue heron because he’s got at least some sense of regality. Eonwë however, would be a seagull. Because literally all he does is scream and steal things.

[maglor]

Curvo once knitted me a sweater when I was composing late into the night one week that said “world’s noisiest brother”. He eventually stole it back and gave it to Tyelko

[maglor]

You know, if I don’t think about how rain is just Manwë and Ulmo having a weird bromance, I really kinda like it. It’s like the sky is crying as much as I wish I could.

[cerulean-shark]

“I’m a 24 year old virgin, I’ve masturbated in ways you can’t even imagine.”

~Maglor, probably

[maglor]

Excuse me? I was not a virgin at 24 thank you very much. I’ll have you know I lost my virginity at 22.

[maglor]

Op killed a bunch of people for a shiny rock but go off I guess

[smallestspaceart]

He’s in a Walmart parking lot, but he just got out of his dad’s Lamborghini

[maglor]

This is the most accurate depiction of Curvo I’ve seen yet. This fits his personality beautifully.

[maglor]

Ngl, I still feel kinda bad about Losgar and making Nolofinwë’s people cross the Helcaraxë, mostly because I actually kinda liked Elenwë.

[maglor]

I thought watching Amras die was the hardest, but then I watched Maedhros die.

[maglor]

Shoutout to Ulmo for not smiting me while I vent to him in this trying time. This trying time being the past three ages.

[ulmo-ulluboz-blog]

It’s okay, kiddo. I actually liked some of the songs you sang after you’ve vented.

[maglor]

Aww thanks ocean man, I’m sorry I scream at you and your family a lot. I’m just hoping one of you will come along and kill me for insulting you so I can finally have some peace and quiet.

[maglor]

Shoutout to Ulmo for not smiting me while I vent to him in this trying time. This trying time being the past three ages.

[luthnethril]

“The waves crash on the shore, their song is a forgotten lullaby. A melody from a time far away; of a home long burned up. The flowers don’t grow anymore. This happy family doesn’t exist anymore. And I am left alone; fragments of past memories tormenting my soul.”

— Maglor, feanorianweek2018 Day 2