I'll Think Up A Title Eventually

Tima for short. (Will also accept Jennifer or any variations) nb(she/her and they/them pronouns)/30+/AroAce Not one for describing. Short version: I post what I like and I like quite a lot. Expect some rambly ness.

[zoinyoi]

inspired by art from @ middnae

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[ultimafangirl]

Maybe it's cause they were mentioned in the same direct but when I saw this guy

My first thought was "isn't that the Lies of P protagonist?"

[ultimafangirl]

I'm trying to decide if I should get Discounty.

I tried the demo. I thought it was fun. It looks like it'd be fun.

But it also feels a bit too cynical for my taste

[akkipu-art]

Ouran highschool host cats

[ultimafangirl]

I'll be completely honest. With the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer this

Is the part that excited me the most

[ultimafangirl]

So, I have a rule. I don't buy a console until it has at least 3 games I want for it.

As of today's Nintendo Direct I have two for the Switch 2: Fortune's Weave and Xenoblade Genesis.

But even if I don't have the Switch 2 yet, I might still buy the Fortune's Weave collector's edition (or whatever they're calling it) so i can get the artbook. Because I have seen some characters that I am very interested in

[pokemonpostsonly]

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[unwinona]

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Gomez’s life’s ambition is to be a failed investor, just walk up to him and say “I’ve got this crazy idea, it’ll probably never work, but I need 5 million dollars to try” and he’ll just shout “brilliant!” Then sword fight you and give you the money

And because it’s Gomez whatever you do with the money will end up outrageously profitable

[satellite-slickers]

i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful

[brain-deadx0]

Its the only curse he doesn’t like

[ultimafangirl]

Can I consider myself to be fictosexual without being a selfshipper/yumeshipper?

Like, I am absolutely in love with fictional characters. But I don't really think of it as shipping myself with them.

I got no sleep last night and I'm having trouble making words.

I've tried looking up fictosexual places online but there wasn't really much. Most of the ones I found focused on yumeshipping.

I like loving the characters from afar. Sometimes I love them with other people. This is a lie if I see a character i love with a character who is not ranked at at least a 6 in my book I will block the ship tag. No I don't know my ranking system

I read x reader fics. But when I make requests I don't put myself in them. I just think "I'd love to see this character react to *blank*"

Again. Can't make words. Sorry if I'm not making sense

[ultimafangirl]

Ok. Potion Permit.

I really like it. I'm only, like, 3 hours in but I like the general gameplay loop so far. I do feel they need way to much stuff to upgrade your tools though

I do not like the "everyone in town hates you" mechanic.

Here's the thing.

I know everyone is thirsting for Matheo. As you should be he's (my aroace ass can't form words for attractive). But, you wanna know who i fell in love with

This guy! Forrest! I'm only 3 hours in I dunno if he's unavailable cause he and Bubble are married and/or dating (in which case sad to see but she has got great taste) but arghaghshd (my fictosexual ass is gnawing at the bars of my enclosure)

[ahammz]

Celia and her son. 🍂

[ultimafangirl]

Kinda NSFW, kinda-not-really sex pollon-y. Absolutely some brainwashing. No actual sex involved but there is mention of someone being left for another to "do what he wants" with her. Below the cut

So, there is this manga i absolutely love (which I will be as vague as possible about cause its getting an anime) and there's a scene where the female lead is kidnapped. The kidnapper got help from one of her friends who was brainwashed by this magic water that sought out the person who "loved her most" (male lead was immune due to his own magic powers so the water went to the next person down). The kidnapper, after getting what he wants (it's been awhile since I read it but i think it was mostly to get her out of the way for the next stage of the plan) leaves her alone with the brainwashed friend who is ordered to do "whatever he wants" with her.

Some time later the rest of her friends manage to find where she's being held and rescue her. When they find her...

The brainwashed friend never touched her. He is so in love with her, so mesmerized by her, that even in his brainwashed state he can't bring himself to touch or hurt her.

And oh my god, I've pictured that for Simon and the Princess I don't know how many times. Magic brainwashing water aside, I've had the idea of him having the princess at his mercy, free to do whatever he wants. And he still loves her so much that, ultimately, he can't bring himself to even touch her.

[ultimafangirl]

I come up with weird crossover ideas when I don't sleep.

But, like, Terra and Halsin. Could this be something?

[nyankocatnyan]

主♂️シモン, 主♀️シモン

Leo/Simon and Leia/Simon doodle

I adore them 😭😭

[ultimafangirl]

And adding to the weird crossovers that pop into my head.

What if Kurama and Luxord were gaming buddies?

Like, I know Luxord's whole deal is games of chance and Kurama i believe plays a lot of board games and video games but I kinda want to see them get together for game night.

Kaguya is invited. Kai is not. Kai is also totally not jealous that Kurama found a new gaming buddy. Kurama is just happy to play with someone who won't eat the cards.

Edit: I got no sleep and thought of angst

Luxord absolutely enjoys spending game nights with his new friends (Kai barged his way in at some point and after the other organization members Luxord can handle pretty much anything) but the final battle against Sora (KH3 version) is coming up.

So Luxord tricks the three of them and seals them away in his cards (i have decided he can communicate with anyone he traps in the deck.)

If Sora wins then the three will be returned to normal upon Luxord's death. If the Organization wins then the three will be safe from the fate that befalls their world when the Organization inevitably spots it (Luxord has not told the rest of the Organization about his new gaming spot, just fyi)

Kurama, Kaguya and Kai all (at different points) realize his goal of making himself the villain so they won't be upset when Sora kills him. Kai in particular (who snarled out a "bastard!" when they were first sealed away) can only growl out a half hearted "bastard" when Luxord leaves them to go face Sora.

[ultimafangirl]

Tried the Bewitching Sinners demo. For about five minutes

Got to the point where the red haired guy (i haven't learned any names except Quill yet) tells you to "put er there" (or something like that) and my touch averse brain immediately went and hid in the corner and batted at his hand like a cat.

I still wanna give the game a try. I just, touching is, *shudders*