Bass Clefffff

VILEs one and only band kid I play most instruments but I mainly play trombone

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Wait I’m supposed to introduce myself??

Okay, I’m Bass Clef, aka vile’s best (and only) trombone player

I go by they/them, I’m nonbinary, Paperstar sexual/j (I’m pansexual)

I’m dating Paperstar

I play most instruments, but mainly trombone

I’m just an evil and non-intimidating band kid man 💔

I’m friends with Mime bomb, SpinKick, Flytrap, and obviously paperstar

Edit: forgot to mention some things sooo I’m editing this

I’m American (sadly 💔)

I’ve been playing trombone since middle school, and I’ve learnt a lot more instruments over the years

If you couldn’t tell by the rest of the thing, I’m a vile operative, same class as Paperstar

My favorite things are music, the color purple, Yellow Bellied Marmots, not being called a tromb*ner 💔, The Beatles, Tally Hall, Evelyn Evelyn, a looootttt more too!

Anyyyywayyzzz, bass clef out chat

Shit how do I delete the gif

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

We should all start a Carmen Sandiego hate club

[gammaofficial]

My boss just very casually has a beer fridge, a fridge explicitly for beer, in the lab.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Oh my dad had the same thing in his bed room

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

my thumb hurts for no reason i am not having a good time

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

.. skill issue Yk..

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Rude. But not wrong I suppose.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Hey if you get to call me getting trapped under things a skill issue I can call you’re themb hurting a skill issue too

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

my thumb hurts for no reason i am not having a good time

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

.. skill issue Yk..

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Infinite games but no games or no games but no games?

Infinite games but no games (I don’t understand this question I just flipped a coin)

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

When someone calls me “femboy”, “daddy”, “good boy”

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Nobody talk to me I've made a blanket fort and I'm having a great time. Alone. In my blanket fort.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

The last time I tried to make a pillow fort it collapsed on me and one of the weighted pillows fell on me and I couldn’t breathe

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

skill issue. You know what, you seem to get trapped under things a lot. Pillows, your gf, what's next?

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Next thing is probably a tv or something

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Nobody talk to me I've made a blanket fort and I'm having a great time. Alone. In my blanket fort.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

The last time I tried to make a pillow fort it collapsed on me and one of the weighted pillows fell on me and I couldn’t breathe

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

So Paperstr is petsitring a cat nd I’m supre allergic to csta and I’m writin ths wit badicaly np sigbt

Tgis iz the culprit hjs nsme is Miffins

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Update: I took my meds and now Muffins is lying on my lap. Still sneezy but I can see 😼

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

so you *could* have brought me my book. I'm so offended (/j)

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

WELL I DIDNT HAVE MY PILLS THEN SO THATS WHY. IM SORRY.

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Still offended. You wouldn't have even been in the room for more than like seven seconds anyways. But alas. I had to wait an hour to not be bored out of my mind.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Wait if you had your phone u could’ve gone on like anything man. THE PHONES HAVE AO3 JS READ THAT WHATRE YOU UNCULTURED??

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Me? Uncultured? I have never been so insulted in my life. You're very lucky you're a generally enjoyable presence to have around.

That's what I did. But it was horribly boring. Not at all what I wanted to be reading. How you expect me to do enjoy anything other than what I set my mind on doing is beyond me.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Man I found fanfics about what what Carmen Sandiego and her friends do 💔 oh and one where her and like a detective cracked

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

I just realized I’ve never gone to one of the like fancy undercover capers. Prolly because I talk like a stoner irl

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

So Paperstr is petsitring a cat nd I’m supre allergic to csta and I’m writin ths wit badicaly np sigbt

Tgis iz the culprit hjs nsme is Miffins

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Update: I took my meds and now Muffins is lying on my lap. Still sneezy but I can see 😼

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

so you *could* have brought me my book. I'm so offended (/j)

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

WELL I DIDNT HAVE MY PILLS THEN SO THATS WHY. IM SORRY.

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Still offended. You wouldn't have even been in the room for more than like seven seconds anyways. But alas. I had to wait an hour to not be bored out of my mind.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Wait if you had your phone u could’ve gone on like anything man. THE PHONES HAVE AO3 JS READ THAT WHATRE YOU UNCULTURED??

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

So Paperstr is petsitring a cat nd I’m supre allergic to csta and I’m writin ths wit badicaly np sigbt

Tgis iz the culprit hjs nsme is Miffins

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Update: I took my meds and now Muffins is lying on my lap. Still sneezy but I can see 😼

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

so you *could* have brought me my book. I'm so offended (/j)

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

WELL I DIDNT HAVE MY PILLS THEN SO THATS WHY. IM SORRY.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

So Paperstr is petsitring a cat nd I’m supre allergic to csta and I’m writin ths wit badicaly np sigbt

Tgis iz the culprit hjs nsme is Miffins

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Update: I took my meds and now Muffins is lying on my lap. Still sneezy but I can see 😼

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

So Paperstr is petsitring a cat nd I’m supre allergic to csta and I’m writin ths wit badicaly np sigbt

Tgis iz the culprit hjs nsme is Miffins

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

i sat down The Countess's quarters to read a book while waiting for her to finish something up and I've finished the book, the next one in the series is in this room but there is a cat on my lap and I can't. I can't do anything now. Help.

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Yk I would help ya in return for bringing me water but I’m like super allergic to cats. Sorry man

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

I'm going to go try something questionably allowed and probably dangerous anyone wanna come with?

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Can I come

[vilesbestjesterkorone]

Yes, yes you can. Your specific skills will be very useful. You don't mind getting in a little bit of trouble tho right?

[ultimatebandkidbassclef]

Not at all man