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drunk me; idk her

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“i saw a lump in the hammock, i approached and found this”

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tristheks

oh, it’s a dramatic scene? but can it top azula and zuko’s final agni kai scene? mmmm thought not.

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perpetualdrift

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ill never forget how funny this is

kingrudegyalchina

Bruh

vbdul

Y they just flame him lmfao

thagoodthings

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

brokebackboys

who knew white ppl had it in them

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can someone explain this

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only butchers understand…

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if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

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real butcher hours

lovemissangela

These are my favs😩 I can’t with these

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All these will get you ruined lol

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I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

youarethebloodinmyownveins

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

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Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe.

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right??

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above.

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….?