Ultimatefan666

Halooooo! I’m Chaz (they/them) 17-bisexual/British-Leo-huge nerd! I live all things Marvel, Lockwood &Co, Skulduggery Pleasant, Harry Potter, Demon Road , ATLA, and more! Find me on Wattpad for fanfics and Original works under the same name

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Note to self:

Hot glue gun - clue’s in the name

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You’d really think I’d learn from my mistakes

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Looking for a tissue and found a chicken sandwich. Score

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Me with other peoples allergies: oh yeah, I know all your medical and food allergies, and 99% of your intolerances and preferences. I will not so much as mention peas or my love of cheese in your presence.

Me with my own allergies: I love nature and cats, shame they don’t love me. Hmm this food is making my mouth itchy, too bad it tastes good

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Heavens to Betsy there’s another one

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There is a friend-sized hole in the hedge of my student house. How do I know? Because a dog came through it at fucking warp speed and scared the hell outta me.

I’d say I screamed like a little girl but a little girl don’t have the lung capacity to make the sound I just made. I sounded like a fricking pheasant!

8/10 very good boi, so polite and left when asked. Points have been deducted for giving me a heart attack but I won’t hold it against him.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve had a fright and need a cup of tea.

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Welcome back! In today’s episode of “why am I laughing hysterically” watch me find a fuck-ton of sand in my pocket from when I fell over on the beach yesterday

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I thought my life had peaked at 12 but yesterday my friend said I was “the funny one” and I’m gonna ride this high till the day I die

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Me with other peoples allergies: oh yeah, I know all your medical and food allergies, and 99% of your intolerances and preferences. I will not so much as mention peas or my love of cheese in your presence.

Me with my own allergies: I love nature and cats, shame they don’t love me. Hmm this food is making my mouth itchy, too bad it tastes good

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There is nothing more terrifying than sitting on your windowsill, and hearing the honk of approaching geese in an otherwise silent night

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There are few things more terrifying than sitting on your windowsill, and hearing the honk of approaching geese in an otherwise silent night

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I swear to god footloose is such a fast song on just dance! Listen, if you’ve ever had an inhaler for asthma or whatever, make sure you have it with you before you start idc if you haven’t used it in forever, trust me you’re going to need it. I’ve not used the lil fucker in years and that dance had me searching though my draws for it. I swear if I die this would be the thing that kills me

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Me: I’m going to regret this later

Me, 10 seconds later: I regret it

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Drinking Pepsi out of a champagne flute alone in my room in the dark becaus I’m too young for alcohol and i barely made it to midnight. Anyway, happy 2021 or whatever

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Brother tried to order a ‘Nick Fury with Oreos’ at McDonald’s, immediately had to draw

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The perfect ring

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Organic Chemistry is defined by “anything that burns or chars”

Is it organic chemistry? Idk let’s set fire to it and find out!

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BBC Sherlock has been released on Netflix...

BBC Sherlock has been advertised on Drama (an English tv channel with lots of murder mystery shows)...

I find it suspicious that it’s happening at the same time...

Could there be something Gastis and Moffat aren’t telling us...?

Like....a Series 5, perhaps....?

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