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@ultimately-insane
Seamus: What do you say when answering the phone?
Luna: Hello.
Ron: Who is this?
Hermione: Yes, this is she.
Draco: Fuck off.
Ginny: I don’t even pick up the phone.
Harry: No they're dead, this is their kid.
Everyone:
Ron: … Harry we talked about this.
Sirius: I need to dye my hair.
Remus: ...
Sirius: Or get another tattoo.
Remus: ...
Sirius: Or a new piercing.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Tony: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Stephen: *concerned boyfriend noises*
Peter: Mood.
Stephen: *concerned father noises*
Peter, in a high voice, holding a barbie doll: hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Harley, in a deep voice, holding a ken doll: nonsense, barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Tony: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Peter: playing systemic oppression.
Stephen : Remember kids, when burying a dead body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up!
Peter, Harley, and Shuri : Yes, Dr. Dad!
Tony : whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck
[At a diner]
Waitress: And what would you like?
Peter : I wish to devour the unborn
Tony, sighing: Eggs, he wants eggs
* at night *
Peter, knocking at the bedroom door : Mr. Stark? Dr. Strange?
Tony, opening the door : Is there something wrong, kid? Did you have a nightmare?
Peter : Well, no, but can I sleep at your bed tonight? Harley played with the ouija board and cursed our room...
Tony : ...
Harley, in the bedroom, flailing a pillow around, screaming at the top of his lungs : GET OUT OF HERE YOU F*CKERS! YOU THINK THIS IS A HOTEL?
tony: what’s the one rule we have?
shuri, ned and mj: don’t dare peter to do stupid stuff.
tony: and why is that?
peter, with his head stuck between stair rails: because i have no regard for my personal well being.
Peter: Alright Morgan it’s time for bed
Morgan: [holding a stuffed animal] Mr Snuffles says that if I go to bed now we’ll both die
Peter: Mr Snuffles what the fuck
Thor: Loki and I were walking downtown and someone was yelling about how Halloween is "the day of the devil" and Loki went "Wow, a whole day all for me?" and the man started clinging to his Bible and Loki rolled his eyes into the back of his head and shapeshifted into a serpent and now Nick Fury is mad at us because he caused mass panic in downtown New York during rush hour
Loki: but it was worth it
Tony : Are you having another depressive episode?
Peter: A depressive episode?
Peter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Peter: Okay, truth or dare?
Tony: Truth
Peter: How many hours have you slept this week?
Tony:
Tony: ...Dare
Peter: Go to bed.
Tony: I don’t like this game.
peter, on 17 different types of energy drinks at 3am: I am fire. i am embers. i am DEATH.
tony: a f***ing nightmare is what you are.
Tony: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Tony: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Y/N: Uh… what’s up with him?
Harley: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Tony: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Peter, crying: It’s working.
Marvel characters as Twitter quotes pt. 1
Peter: I convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her Instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can’t make me better, I can make us both worse.
Tony: “You are what you eat” The fuck?? When did I eat anxiety and back problems?
Stephen: “It costs nothing to be kind” Some days it costs me my fucking sanity, Janet.
Bucky: What a fucking year this week has been.
Loki: Well, well, well, If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.
Shuri: Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.
Clint: I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Bruce: Oh what so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?
[at dinner]
Izzy: Hey, Jace! Can you pass me the salt?
Jace: *throws Alec across the table*
Ty: isn’t the idea supposed to be ‘you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?’
Kit: nope other way around. You saved my life so now I’m your problem.
Kit: if you don’t like it, then kill me. God wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why
ok this is me. i am kit. kit is me. we have established this? ok good
