Eating bugs to assert dominance

All this swag used to be suffering

[our-queer-experience]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Happy pride everyone 🥰 live for yourself and your loved ones, but as a fun side quest? Live because he would’ve fucking hated it

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[kyuquotian]

Alterhuman stereotypes that are ACTUALLY true

Theriomythics are awesome

Therians are awesome

Divinekin are awesome

Holotheres are awesome

Plurality is awesome

You are awesome

I am awesome

EVERYBODY IS AWESOME!!!

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[ultimatepastamuncher]

I'M STUCK IN THE BUSHES AND THERE ARE SQUIREL TEETH EVERYWHERE

[lubambigirl]

totally me, they always bring me back to life.

[ultimatepastamuncher]

Forever grateful my straight phase ended, that was so embarrassing.

[ultimatepastamuncher]

Alterhuman types reveal ✨

THERIAN:

Giant isopod

Horsey

Wombat

Deer

Rabbit

Duck

OTHERKIN:

Dragon

Pegasus

Unicorn

Fresno nightcrawler

FICTIONKIN:

Animal Jam wolf

[ultimatepastamuncher]

Having an account that basically no one interacts with or knows about is so fun, it really replicates my real life outside of Tumblr in which I talk to myself about a variety of different things to no avail.

[ultimatepastamuncher]

I want to be an otherlink so now I'm a sheep

omw to the abattoir now gng ❤️

[ultimatepastamuncher]

GROUP FROLICKING STARTS IN 10 MINUTES HURRY THE FUCK UP

[ultimatepastamuncher]

White girl....let's not.....

[ultimatepastamuncher]

If you're racist or or sexist homophobic or transphobic I will throw your children into a ditch far away in Africa and then disembowel you and wrap your entrails around a streetlight so that when the light turns on it will warm up the organs and then once they're cooked I'll feed them to your children who are now homeless in the African grasslands and then I'll get tons and tons of money for being a good citizen who helps the poor people

[ultimatepastamuncher]

I CAN'T STOP STIMMING/TICCING I NEED TO SMOKE LAVENDER

[ultimatepastamuncher]

Sometimes when I close my eyes while swimming, I have hallucinations of being a leopard seal

[ultimatepastamuncher]

GUYS I'M AN ISOPOD THERIAN I RLLY WANNA FREEZE MYSELF IN THE FRIDGE SO I CAN BE IN THE COLD WATER

[ultimatepastamuncher]

Whoever reads this will get sexually transmitted hantavirus within the next five days