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“Patrioteer Meets Wolf Spider”
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So, basically it’s confirmed that Peter low-key allows himself to get hurt.
This information breaks my heart 😭
They all fall together
And yet
Peter is the only one who sticks the landing 😂👌
it’s ok if none of you get me but THEIR BROTHERLY SHOULDER PAPS
MY USM PETER+KAINE FEELS ARE BACK ON AGAIN SO HERE ARE SOME ARTS FROM MARCH
hello hi have i posted these here
Ultimate Spider-Man (2012-2017)
The Teams
mistakes you can never undo
Venom is completely horny for Spiderman, and as we all know, Harry is hopelessly in love with Peter Parker…so it was inevitable that Ultimate Spider-man and PS4 Spiderman conjoined the two and infected Harry with Venom. Now they are an unstoppable SpideyPete loving machine!
The the actual honest truth about how the Avengers interact with Peter
Tony and Steve
Hulk
Clint
Thor
Natasha
Loki
Yes this is the whole truth
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LOLOLOL I’m not a big fan of superfamily but I still love this XD
Why was peter never effected by getting stalked kidnapped and experimented on like every other week bro are you okay
i know im so annoying going thru ur blog rn im sorry but like NO its so funny king was getting the shit beat out of him every other day and brushed it off like it was nothing. now this is a great time to get into my headcanons and theories of why peter never asks for help, which are
james dean and usm harry look... really really similar. and i'm not saying the artists intentionally made them look alike but what if they did.
I wonder... James Franco (Raimiverse Harry) played James Dean in a biopic at one point and bears some resemblance to him, so maybe USM Harry was meant to be roughly based on Franco? (Obviously this was before the sexual assault allegations against him.)
The path of hate is a dangerous track You take one step, and it’s hard to turn back It pulls you along, and though it seems wrong It feels right.
Don’t you see This path you’re on leaves a permanent mark It feels good at first, then it slowly turns dark. With each passing day, you’re further astray from the light.
Suddenly, You lose your way and lose the thread Lose your cool and lose your head Every loss is harder to excuse.
Then you’ll see You’ll lose your faith and lose your soul Till you lose complete control And realize there’s nothing left to lose Nothing left to lose.
The path I’m on is a path paved in black I’m taking that road and I’m not looking back Each twist and each turn Leads straight where I’m yearning to go.
Yes, it’s true, my path is dark But I see where it ends. My rivals will fall as my power ascends Despise me, that’s fine I’m taking what’s mine even so.
Not like you! You lost your nerve, you lost the game! But you and I, we’re not the same I’m not lost, this fate was mine to choose.
So I chose To lose my doubts and lose my chains Lose each weakness that remains Now that I have nothing left to lose Nothing left to lose.
You have so much to hold onto…
I only want My rightful dues!
Listen, please (Lose?) You’ve lost your grip And lost your mind (I’m not gonna lose!) All’s not lost, don’t be so blind (I refuse) Cut your losses, drop the IOUs (I refuse) Ooh, choose!
I lose no tears and lose no sleep What I want, I’ll take and keep. (It’s time for you to choose!)
You can’t stop The turning of the screws.
Now I have nothing left to lose.
my favorite thing about cartoons is when you can tell the artists are starting to get used to drawing the character and suddenly they’re way cuter than before.
Season 1, Episode 1:
Season 4, Episode 15:
USM!Peter: *tries to help reform villains, even if he never met them before they became evil*
USM!Peter: *is overprotective of Miles because he feels guilty about him not being able to go home and because of how young he is*
USM!Peter: *shows nothing but respect for MJ and his Aunt May, the two major women in his life*
Spectacular!Peter: *shudders in disgust at the thought of meeting MJ because Aunt May says she has a “great personality”*
Spectacular!Peter: *only tries to reform villains if he was friends with them before like Electro and Eddie Brock*
Spectacular spider-man fans: UGH! Ultimate Spider-man is such a douchebag!
wow, there goes my impression at SSM!Peter
Otto regrets everything
Plus one without the text below the line
by will mcphail
iT’s fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB
No dumbass, it’s funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know… living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.
This isn’t a comic about men being dumb, it’s a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn’t and got offended by something that wasn’t being said.
The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“
i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well
Not to go too off-topic but just want to remind everyone that Will McPhail also gave us this great one in 2017: