spiders

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[frwalkwithme]

hello . does anyone gaf about this show anymore

[jayvikkz]

the goobs as that one image ⬇️

[burningfudge]

I just saw this and had to share. It's so funny

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fand-people-accuse-magneto-of-being-the-mutant-separatist-v0-k1ur4simhqre1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da0081e8ebb37a2049aa6282ebd2c8f380e85be99

warren being a gossip and charles not giving af 💀

[spideytorch-hovel]

Warren: Johnny is trying to booty call spider-man again

Charles: we’re in the middle of class I’m begging you to focus

[paljordan]

[sirwillby]

happy pride month to these two losers who i can never get out if my head

( and ofc, anyone else in the community who comes across this post :) )

[sirwillby]

there's something spideytorch here i'm just too half asleep to figure it out right now

[paljordan]

[underscorecip]

Teenage Peter and Johnny for today's warm-up sketch :)

[aberrantcreature]

my entry into the Spideytorch chokehold thanks tumblr algorithm for flooding me with a ship I'd never heard of to the point where I wandered over to AO3 and now I ship it fr fr

[birrettl]

in dat butt

[muscular-lettuce]

missing them a lil bit

[soyoudontlikejazz]

By @portwinestains/Foeyeahboi on Twitter!

[misanopia]

You ever think Peter saw this and swung into it? In a better world, it happened

[underscorecip]

It definitely happened.

[traincat]

do you think peter parker would ever cheat?

Not on his own relationship but canonically on other peoples’ lol.

[lospaziobianco]

Spider-Man Vs. Doctor Octopus by Yusuke Murata

[zachbiller]

[ruffboi-mags]

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

[absolxguardian]

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

[ruffboi-mags]

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

[britcision]

Peter Parker typing out an angry internet rant to send back to the entomologist about “this is fucking bullshit I feel like ass I walked into six walls and I’m sweating fucking GLUE”

People keep asking him for updates and he does two more before deciding to become a superhero and deleting his reddit account

Six weeks later someone else posts about how “so that one spider bite guy. The one who kept. Sticking to walls. And this, uh. New hero guy. Climbing walls. Spiderman. Connected?”

[squeiky]

Spiderman uses reddit?

[itsybitsybatsyspider]