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your clone is a different gender to symbolize how they are their own person. Their origins don't matter any more than yours do.

your clone is a different gender because you haven't realized some things about yourself yet. Have you considered experimenting with your gender?

your clone is a different gender because you are transgender.

your clone is a different gender to symbolize how you fail to live up to the expectations of whoever is making all these clones. You may or may not be transgender.

Your clone is a different gender to symbolize how far you've come, creating an identity for yourself and breaking out of others control. You yourself are a clone.

your clone is a different gender because they are transgender.

your clone is a different gender because cloning is imperfect and nature is messy.

greelin

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

duskblue-art

pokeydotes

That reminds me of this from the comic books

marveledits

tokenbacktobrooklynmoved

not only am i gay. not only am i trans. not only am i neurodivergent. i’m LETHALLY RADIOACTIVE

wadeshippingadventures

# i’m wheezing 😂

saints-row-2

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

poiplefunguy

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

crutchie-morris

you. you get it

thequantumqueer

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

kyraneko

honestly anything that’s underpaid, bonus points if it’s underappreciated.

or highly dependent on the whims of the internet. I can totally see him getting by as a professional shitposter with a Patreon account.

but honestly? imagine him as a wedding photographer. imagine him hyping his parkour/climbing skills as a means of getting really awesome unconventional shots of the couple. imagine him having to deal with bridezillas that are like J Jonah Jameson in a poofy white dress. imagine him busting a white-collar criminal who’s set up a multi-level-marketing scam to prey on the people of his neighborhood and finding out it’s the bride who threw a champagne bottle at him because she was mad at the florist over the hue of the roses. imagine him only making rent that month because her husband, who she’s been cheating on, gives Spider-Man a $500 prepaid visa card as a thank-you.

aeryel

ransomflanagan

I handled it like a champion. ‘Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.

goobydont

Eddie...

epicactusauces

That scene where he is forced to kneel… just look at his face omg he looks SO DONE with everything (it’s hot ngl) anyway this is my fav bucky edit

stephrc79

Okay but turn the sound on.

wengoku

not to be an absolute fucking geek but the fact that the spine chilling sound from the prowler’s theme, which represents miles’s fear and anxiety regarding the prowler, is sampled at the beginning of what’s up danger, less intimidating and jarring but still there nonetheless, is an amazing example of the thought and care that went into every facet of spiderverse. an auditory representation of fear that we shared with miles is blended with the song that marks the beginning of miles’s ascension to heroism, telling the audience that miles is ready to accept that fear and that from that point onwards, he welcomes the risk and danger of being spiderman that he once fled from. in this essay, I will—