Wade Shipaton

Shoo, don't tell my baby boy, but have you seen that ass?

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Wade: I wanted to apologize.

Nathan: Good!

Wade: Let me finish! I wanted to, and then I realized I'm not sorry.

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Wade: I just did a selfless good deed. I went to the park and let a bee sting me.

Matt: How is that a good deed?

Wade: Because now the bee gets to look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy, and I am not.

Matt: You know the bee probably died when he stung you?

Wade: DANG IT!

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It’s been a while since i had been active on this blog. I’ve come to the realization that I need help maintaining this blog and keeping it active. So I decided to open up memberships application:

All you need to do are:

 able to provide the blog with content once a week

post only deadpool related content or team red 

 follow our tagging system (be sure to include where you get the quote from, i.e, original: brooklyn nine nine, etc)

don’t include tom holland in ANYTHING; you can use any other version of Peter (Tobey’s one, ITVS Peter, etc)  in your creations if you choose to make any.

don’t repost other people content

be nice to our followers

if you reblog content, add #character name if it’s a character-related post, like a daredevil post, just add matt murdock, if it’s team red, add marvel’s team red, if it’s peter and wade, add spideypool, and etc.

Send me your blog’s url, and why you want to join, in an ask. I’ll look it over and if you seem to be up to the task, I’ll let you in and explain our tagging system and all that good stuff. Hopefully, this helps keep the blog active, and force me to also post more original content for all you Deadpool lovers. Please reblog this and spread the word! Stay cool, guys!

[wadeshippingadventures]

It’s been a while since i had been active on this blog. I’ve come to the realization that I need help maintaining this blog and keeping it active. So I decided to open up memberships application:

All you need to do are:

 able to provide the blog with content once a week

post only deadpool related content or team red 

 follow our tagging system (be sure to include where you get the quote from, i.e, original: brooklyn nine nine, etc)

don’t include tom holland in ANYTHING; you can use any other version of Peter (Tobey’s one, ITVS Peter, etc)  in your creations if you choose to make any.

don’t repost other people content

be nice to our followers

if you reblog content, add #character name if it’s a character-related post, like a daredevil post, just add matt murdock, if it’s team red, add marvel’s team red, if it’s peter and wade, add spideypool, and etc.

Send me your blog’s url, and why you want to join, in an ask. I’ll look it over and if you seem to be up to the task, I’ll let you in and explain our tagging system and all that good stuff. Hopefully, this helps keep the blog active, and force me to also post more original content for all you Deadpool lovers. Please reblog this and spread the word! Stay cool, guys!

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Aunt May: So where are you taking my nephew this evening?

Wade: Well, I thought we'd do a tour of New York underground. You know, go visit my friends, the mole people?

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Matt [answers phone]:  Hello?

Peter: It's Peter.

Matt: What did Wade do this time?

Peter: No, it's uh... it’s me, Peter.

Matt [sighs]: What did you do this time, Peter?

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Carol: Why are you two here?

Peter: I'm here to help.

Wade: And I'm here to make things worse.

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Wade: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Wade: Luckily, I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

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Matt (to Wade): Okay, Peter will show you around.

Peter: Right this way to the exit.

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Peter (to Wade): I’ve noticed we have begun to slowly phase out the “B” of our bromance.

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Wade: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad .

Clint: That was deep.

Scott: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Thor: That was deeper.

Peter: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

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Peter and Wade [staring out of the windows and eating popcorn]: ...

Matt: What are you doing?

Wade: The TV broke so we’re watching a couple break up across the street.

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Peter: I need you to swear-

Wade: Fuck.

Peter [sighs]: I need you to promise.

Wade: Oh. I promise.

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I got a prompt for you: Me and Deadpool 💖

I SUCK at Reader (or is it OC?)/Wade fics if I’m being honest, lol. But maybe if you send me your prompt, I can give it a try. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Can you please write more Wade x t’challa?

It’s been a while since anyone requested me to write anything. Especially with T’Challa/Wade. Do you have anything specific? Like a prompt or something? I’d love to give it a try. Got to warn you though, anon, my writing is very rusty. 

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Spider-Man (1967-1970)  Season 1, Episode 19 titled “Double Identity”

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Wade: Today, I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say. But yes.