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Lilo is my spirit animal.

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An Old English word for library was “bōchord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really fucking cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

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When I try to rationalize a terrible shift...

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Or you could always default to cannibalism ...

Chloe: Act like a child get treated like a child.

Lucifer: Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Poe Dameron. For WraithTen. Cos I got your six. ;) And that includes knowing when you’re going to fall good and hard for someone, and egging it on like the bastard that I am.

[Of course I would be lying if I denied that this picture might have something to do with my partiality for dark haired, dark eyed pilots. Oh hell, there goes my reputation… or what’s left of it.]

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Bill Murray should announce the production of Groundhog Day 2, then just release the original to theatres on the release date.

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Tomorrow is March 28th

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In case I haven’t made myself abundantly clear, I’m not going back to Hell.

Part 3 of 3

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so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.

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just-shower-thoughts

Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone.