ALL - IN.

when i go out— it's with a BANG !

[ultrahealing]

An  ending,  huh…  if  I  could  choose  I  guess…  I  wouldn't  have  an  ending!  It's  just  better  if  stuff  just…  goes  on  forever,  right?

Independent,  private,,  selective  Susie  from  DELTARUNE.  Penned  by  Xion  (they/them,  25+)  Art  credit

Carrd

[ultrahealing]

@solehuman

Susie rests  her  chin  on  Kris'  head.  She  only  needed  to  slouch  a  little  bit  despite  towering  over  them.  They'd  been  spacing  out  for  a  while—  mindlessly  staring  at  the  lake  ahead.  “Dude,  you  good?”  Susie  speaks  to  break  the  silence.  “You've  just  been  standing  there."

[solehuman]

"Yeah."

[ultrahealing]

“Try  it,  then.”  She's  reaching  for  the  hot  chocolate  packet.  “I  dare  you.”

[ultrahealing]

"I apologize, sorry, a lot is going on!"

legends  of  avantris  :  dimwits  of  the  dimwood  ep.  5  …  sentence  starters  ||  here

“Hey,  don't  sweat  it,  dude.”  It  had  been  one  thing  after  another  lately.  Sure,  Susie  was  having  a  ton  of  fun  on  their  adventures  in  the  Dark  World—  she  never  wanted  them  to  end.  But  she  wouldn't  lie  about  the  fact  that  it  had  been  stressful  as  hell,  too.  “You  dad  just  got  taken,  ‘course  you’re  not  gonna  be  okay  after  that.”

[ultrahealing]

"You should go apeshit on this guy."

legends  of  avantris  :  dimwits  of  the  dimwood  ep.  5  …  sentence  starters  ||  here

“Oh,  hell  yeah!”  As  if  on  command,  Susie's  grip  on  her  axe  tightened.  This  guy  had  been  pissing  her  off  ever  since  they  got  here.  “I  was  wondering  when  you  were  gonna  tell  me  we  can  thrash  this  guy.  He's  been  pissing  me  off  since  we  got  here.”

[ultrahealing]

[solehuman]

"You gonna eat it all?"

[ultrahealing]

“Heh,  you  gonna  stop  me  if  I  try  to?”

[solehuman]

Yep! They're eating powdered hot chocolate mix. Nothing to see here!

[ultrahealing]

“You  gonna  share  or  what?”

[rpmemes-galore]

legends of avantris : dimwits of the dimwood ep. 5 … sentence starters

"Ow! My muscles!"

"Are ducks people?"

"I am become crab."

"Eat some more nails."

"Do I see any corpses?"

"I wasn't gonna kill him."

"I can't breathe so good…"

"Oh, god, he's possessed!"

"Is it friendly?! It killed Phil!"

"I like the depth charge idea."

"This got really dark really quick."

"I almost rolled a chicken nugget."

"Unfortunately we have a corpse."

"We don't like revenge plots here."

"You should go apeshit on this guy."

"We're an entirely different species!"

"Do I have permission to enter you?"

"I apologize, sorry, a lot is going on!"

"He had a redemption arc, it's okay."

"The Jimbo murderer strikes, again."

"You're top heavy, you're gonna sink!"

"Well, they can't. 'Cause they're dead."

"We all have thumbs, we're all people."

"I would slit their throat, no questions."

"He really looked sturdier than he was."

"It's like my teeth are wrestling already."

"I've already had 2 day's rations of grog."

"I guess I'll do it if I can get some money."

"Oh my god, I think we might be related!"

"This money is gonna turn into a burial fund."

"We could really sell this duck grease wrestling."

"If you had a wrestling name, it'd be Weak Baby!"

"You have to win this, alright? Take no prisoners."

"Are you sure he wasn't like that before the fight?"

"I don't think many people are as smart as you are."

"But if you miss, we're on a boat covered in grease."

"You're just giving off a lot of weird vibes right now."

"One thing leads to another. Wham-bam, he's dead!"

"Have you invented a way to resurrect the dead, yet?"

"I'm gonna eat lightning and I'm gonna crap thunder!"

"If you want it, you're gonna have to grease wrestle for it."

"No, you have to beat the shit out of this stupid possum."

"I hated being a rebel! I don't want to be a political agent!"

"I can only stop an unstoppable force of nature for so long."

"Don't mention the creeping crustacean here, it'll hear you!"

"He died on the first strike. It was entirely a ragdoll after that."

"I'm very confused…? You know, I doze off for one moment---"

"You're the god of the universe, you can do whatever you want."

"I was wondering if you'd like to --- oh my god, she's eating nails!"

"Now we're deep in this, and it's not gonna be so easy getting out."

"20% is fair? Fair for who?! I'll give you 20% of my foot in your ass!"

"I told you I'd handle it and that's what happened. It's been handled."

"I was gonna say he died from his wounds… I mean, he died instantly."

"That's the great thing about being able to control your eyes separately."

"I was thinking at least one of us should help earn some of our gold back."

"Yeah, I'm glad you murdered them. I was feeling a little bad about it, but…"

"There is nothing I hate more than getting a nut hair stuck between my teeth."

"Well, that's what that little shit gets for trying to tell me that magic isn't real."

"What if he just slipped off the barge and it wasn't really a murdering, per se?"

"I'll grab you by the scalp and I'll just tear it off, right quick! You watch your ass!"

"You don't know what 'tit for tat' is, but you know how to pronounce 'trebuchet'?"

"That's a lot of faith. This fucking guy might take me down like nobody's business."

"You're looking a little tense. You're looking a little tight. You alright? You gonna be alright?"

"I know I look a little dejected. And that's just because I'm contemplating how my life got this point."

"I wouldn't... but, hey, you're your own free person, with your own free will, and you can make your own free decisions."

"They don't have any money for me to take, I guess… and even they did, is there anyone less disenfranchised I could take from?"

[ultrahealing]

// sorry i've been kinda inactive my motivation is a little dead. i wanna finally get to writing lol

[myrobertdenir]

[mysticalbluee]

i am susie deltarune

[astershionee]

[instanteggs]

hair swap (˃⤙˂)

[ultrahealing]

“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.” / tenna !! he's trying the battery acid...

random,  unhinged  dialogue  …  sentence  starters  ||  here.

“Uh…”  You  know  what?  He's  a  TV.  So  it  makes  sense,  right?  She's  literally  watched  Queen  drink  battery  acid  before,  so  she  isn't  even  phased.  “Are  there  kinds  that  tastes  bad?  Maybe  I  need  a  recommendation.” 

[ultrahealing]

“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”

random,  unhinged  dialogue  …  sentence  starters  ||  here.

“Do  you  even  have  to  ask?  Hell  yeah,  I'm  going  with  you!”  Not  just  because  she  wants  to  stomp  around  and  scream  in  a  space  where  no  one  would  think  she's  disturbing  the  peace  (even  though  she  really  doesn't  care),  but  maybe  they  could  find  some  some  clues  if  they  go  near  the  shelter.  “Wanna  see  who  can  yell  the  loudest?  Bet  you  I'll  win."

[rpmemes-galore]

random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters

“You ever think about frogs?”

“I laugh like a Batman villain.”

“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”

“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”

“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”

“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”

“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”

“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”

“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”

“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”

“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”

“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”

“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”

“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”

“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”

“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”

“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”

“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”

“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”

“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”

“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”

“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”

“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”

“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”

“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”

“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”