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I eat expired food for a living I guess

[pickledkittycats]

Main: @pickledkittycat

Have you ever seen the muffin man? Me neither. Muffins are good.

[englishwalrus]

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Hear me out. Gregory House edit with this song.

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Kitty sleeby

[candicoated]

John playing on bullshit, while Yoko serving looks in this picture.

(But really what is bro playing??).

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No idea if I've been watching too much House M.D. or what, but there has been a sort of achy tightness in the right side of my right thigh for two days now. Is that concerning

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Almost 3 days at this point

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Almost 4 now! Yay

And I have excercised. It is not a no excercise problem anymore

I think. I think I really am fucked

[pickledkittycats]

No idea if I've been watching too much House M.D. or what, but there has been a sort of achy tightness in the right side of my right thigh for two days now. Is that concerning

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Almost 3 days at this point

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

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Tumblr keeps eating my posts

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Fucked up. Mini Paul gets a bath

[pickledkittycat]

Oh by the way what happened was

I had him in my bag, right, because he's gotta be with me everywhere. Duh. And I had a can of soda (bitter lemon. That stuff is so good)

So then I went into a thrift store. No food and drinks allowed. Okay, no biggie, I'll put the can in my bag. Except it was still half full. You can probably tell where it went wrong there.

Anyway

Mini Paul ended up wet and sticky so when I got to my bestfriend's house I just let him float around in water for a bit so he was no longer sticky. That worked. Yay

After that I dried him off and put his clothes back on and he was fine 👍

See? Totally dry and not sticky anymore. The water did erase the blush from his cheeks though because that was just pencil. Sad. But I'll draw it back on eventually don't worry

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Also. YES I WILL WASH HIM MORE FREQUENTLY FROM NOW ON DON'T YOU WORRY. I AM A DECENT AND HYGIENIC PERSON. TRUST ME I AM

No plushie incidents happening with me, I promise

[cryptratfromrunescape]

this is meant towards me isn't it

;;;;

my plushie of the boy is fucking covered in spit and cum :(

[pickledkittycats]

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT TOWARDS YOU

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Fucked up. Mini Paul gets a bath

[pickledkittycat]

Oh by the way what happened was

I had him in my bag, right, because he's gotta be with me everywhere. Duh. And I had a can of soda (bitter lemon. That stuff is so good)

So then I went into a thrift store. No food and drinks allowed. Okay, no biggie, I'll put the can in my bag. Except it was still half full. You can probably tell where it went wrong there.

Anyway

Mini Paul ended up wet and sticky so when I got to my bestfriend's house I just let him float around in water for a bit so he was no longer sticky. That worked. Yay

After that I dried him off and put his clothes back on and he was fine 👍

See? Totally dry and not sticky anymore. The water did erase the blush from his cheeks though because that was just pencil. Sad. But I'll draw it back on eventually don't worry

[pickledkittycats]

Also. YES I WILL WASH HIM MORE FREQUENTLY FROM NOW ON DON'T YOU WORRY. I AM A DECENT AND HYGIENIC PERSON. TRUST ME I AM

No plushie incidents happening with me, I promise

[dragonflydarling]

[ry-nines]

some no-good hamburg rats

[ififeller]

my muse for rendering practice or whatever

[pickledkittycats]

No idea if I've been watching too much House M.D. or what, but there has been a sort of achy tightness in the right side of my right thigh for two days now. Is that concerning

[pickledkittycats]

Fucked up. Mini Paul gets a bath

[the-muppet-joker]

More like Kermit the SLUT put some CLOTHES on you saucy little PERVERT