unapproved parenting techniques

[inthesensethat]

[finalfantasyvii]

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

[nheyguys-deactivated20181204]

benkling:

I’ve previously described the brain anomaly that crowds my head with auditory hallucinations based on overlapping chord progressions.

(It’s why I like to make mashups & why I’m so paranoid composing original music.)

This song is a cleaned up rendering of what happens in my head when I hear the Magnolia Progression [ I I7 IV iv {optional V} ].

You can download it for free here.

Here’s an older & intentionally messier one [link]

[bfleuter]

Athumbus….

[rkl3]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

am in perpetual awe that so many animals can actually chirp

raccoons 

chipmunks

seals

frogs

cheetahs

crocodiles

bats

cats

foxes

lizards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BONUS! this screaming gecko sounds exactly like a tea kettle whistling

[wanderlustingreader]

Might I suggest the desert rain frog? It’s not a chirp, more of a ‘stepped on a dog chew toy’ sound but something that should still be adored by all

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy granola it sounds exactly like a chew toy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I played this in front of my grandma’s dog and he LEAPED off the sofa and tore around the room looking for the squeak toy

[cognitohazardous]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[thatsbelievable]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

[deadeanna-deactivated20221027]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the absolute height of all possible luxury is when a cat snuggles up against your chest and starts purring. this is the definition of hedonism. this is what all those Roman emperors spent so much time chasing

[ulvanacandrawtoo]

Both my cats do this. There is nothing quite like having a small void yell at you to lay down and proceed to purr so loudly you think the house is dying.

[dried-up-davinky]

Mood

[lydiabrbpooping]

[wizardysseus]

a character who fucks can still be ace but good god. sometimes. i just want some explicitly ace characters. who don’t fuck. and will never fuck. and it’s just fine, because who the fuck cares

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[fangcore]

the face of a new man

[wallaceandpestle]

lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like

[ulvanacandrawtoo]

The joy

[anshelinasholie]

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

[chaoticportalfan]

all wheatley's thoughts are in comic sans

[humanwheatleyslefttoenail]

correct op