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Sinthas Misthammer, comission for the lovely Ulvar (Twitter | Tumblr). Nice chap, rather nervous.
Commission of Allarin as a child with the person he looks up to the most.
I kno I really don’t have a lot of followers. But anyway, I’ll be moving most of my stuff to Twitter due to Tumblr’s new crap rules. Even if I don’t do masses of NSFW art, their flagging rules and general demeanor is bs. Anyways! Here is it. Twitter!
WoW comission - Allarin Refterast, poor guy’s been through the wars a bit
A good friend of mine did this piece of another friend of mine’s character! Her skills is awesome <3
the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon
like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that
Counterpoint, my good man:
Dragons fuck
Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.
Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny
Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano!
There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair!
Seriously!!!
I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting
triple-counterpoint:
you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post
OP is right and they should say it
Actually…
As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs.
Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and
fuck the dragon.
I’m not even sure where I stand on this argument but I absolutely need to keep that chart for reference, so
They should really have classes in school for mental well-being and general life preparation. How to cope with breakups, how to spot abusive behavior, how to speak more kindly about yourself, mental health awareness, dealing with loss/grief/depression/anxiety etc.
Yes. There should be.
Youngster-elf in the woods! Commissioned piece of Allarin as a child outside the family home.
A fantastic piece of Sinthas Mistshimmer, my high elf, made by the amazing Lia! Find her at:
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Eluari’s XMAS Portrait Giveaway!!!
Who has been following me for a while knows that I usually host 2 giveaways a year. One in the summer and one at xmas time to say THANK YOU for the awesome support from my dear followers. 💕
We are approaching XMAS. So guess what, it’s giveaway time!!
What you get:
Oh wait, it’s a portrait! From any universe or fandom, an original character or fanart from a character you love… you name it & I’ll draw it for you! Above are examples of my work. For more examples check out my gallery.
What you have to do:
Reblog this post to enter. Each reblog counts as a separate entry. You can reblog this as often as you like (within reason). No giveaway blogs please. You must be following me. New followers are welcome but please don’t just follow for the chance to win free art. You’d break my heart </3. Please leave your ask box open and respond to my message within 48h or I’ll have to redraw the winner.
Deadline: 19th of December 2018, 23.59 GMT +1
And last but not least, thanks to everyone who is interested in this and to everyone who has supported me over the last years!! GOOD LUCK!! 🤗
Would you like to commission me instead? ;) Click here!
Eluari’s XMAS Portrait Giveaway!!!
Who has been following me for a while knows that I usually host 2 giveaways a year. One in the summer and one at xmas time to say THANK YOU for the awesome support from my dear followers. 💕
We are approaching XMAS. So guess what, it’s giveaway time!!
What you get:
Oh wait, it’s a portrait! From any universe or fandom, an original character or fanart from a character you love… you name it & I’ll draw it for you! Above are examples of my work. For more examples check out my gallery.
What you have to do:
Reblog this post to enter. Each reblog counts as a separate entry. You can reblog this as often as you like (within reason). No giveaway blogs please. You must be following me. New followers are welcome but please don’t just follow for the chance to win free art. You’d break my heart </3. Please leave your ask box open and respond to my message within 48h or I’ll have to redraw the winner.
Deadline: 19th of December 2018, 23.59 GMT +1
And last but not least, thanks to everyone who is interested in this and to everyone who has supported me over the last years!! GOOD LUCK!! 🤗
Would you like to commission me instead? ;) Click here!
My character Sinthas Mistshimmer. Practice drawing to try out watercolour shading for the first time, which was real fun! Practice pose belongs to https://www.deviantart.com/kate-fox
Commission for Allarin Willowheart of their character. Was a huge thing for me to draw, as interiour background is not something I've done much of. The lighting was challenging. All in all, to my skill level, I think it turned out decently.
Comission for Sithiel. Finished it a while ago, just forgot to upload.
very hasty graphics aside here i did not expect to wake up to 3000 followers today, so, thank you all a lot!! Before I open my next round of commissions, here’s little giveaway to win some art instead!
Please be a follower, and REBLOG to enter, only 1 reblog per person will count.
I will draw the winners at midday/12pm on Tuesday 30th (which is 2 days from now.
Congrats to all 3010 of you anyway for enduring my ping-pong like bouncing from 1 thing to the next since i made this blog in 2015.You’re all good eggs.
becoming vegan because factory farming is unethical is like deciding that since walmart and amazon mistreat their employees you are now going to get everything you need out of dumpsters
in a nutshell, instead of reforming the bad parts of your society, you try to opt out of it in a way that has really no effect, and wouldn’t work at all if the majority of people weren’t still part of the industry you dislike.
there was, for a while, a real movement of people who tried to get everything out of dumpsters, as a way of opting out of capitalism. but the problem was that you couldn’t get what you need when you need it, leading to you being kind of a drain on your community, and someone had to buy that stuff in the first place for it to end up in that dumpster anyway. it was Fundamentally Silly.
going vegan to opt out of farming practices has similar problems. for instance: you (hypothetical vegan you) won’t buy honey, but the bees are being used to fertilize the vegetables and fruit you eat, they’re making the honey anyway, all you’ve done is – well, nothing, because you’re not a big enough demographic to make an impact, but even if you were, honey sales are a much smaller part of beekeepers’ income than crop pollination. and beekeeping is not a big faceless corporate interest. it’s not monsanto. it’s a bunch of single-family or partnership business with a truck or two and a couple hundred hives. the bees make honey after a pollinating run, and the beekeepers sell it for a little extra income. if you made a dent in that, you’d be achieving nothing but making joe beekeeper buy his kids’ t-shirts at k-mart instead of target.
animal farming and plant farming are deeply interconnected. plant farmers grow animal feed; animal farmers sell manure for fertilizer. most non-corporate farmers raise both plants and animals. it’s more economic and gives them more resilience.
if you were a big enough demographic to hit ‘the farming industry’ in its wallet. you would be making things MUCH harder for small farmers than for factory farms. you would be making it easier and easier for factory farms to crowd family farmers out of business. so that’s pretty much achieving the opposite of what you want, right there.
and then there’s the fact that plant farming is just as rife with gruesome factory farm conditions as animal farming, but it’s humans who are exploited in those. i’m not going to level accusations of racism here, but it really is unfortunate how little the vocal internet vegan contingent seems to know or care about the exploitation of the mostly nonwhite workers in the industry. it makes y’all look racist, whether you are or not.
look, i keep saying this, even though folks never seem to hear me: i don’t hate vegans, i’m not trying to stop you being vegan, i do not care what you eat.
my problem is with defensive internet vegans trying to promote their dietary restriction lifestyle as a solution to problems in the real world. it is not. it may create more problems than it solves, or maybe it breaks even, i don’t know. it certainly doesn’t solve anything that can’t be solved just as well without it. it can only look reasonable from a perspective of deep ignorance about where food comes from and how the farm economy works. you basically have to be young, urban, and somewhat privileged to embrace it. and it is, fundamentally, very silly.
Furthermore I’d like you to look at a sheep farm. Actually look at it.
You CANNOT grow crops there. That’s WHY there are sheep on it.
You refuse to use wool, well aside from.the fact that it’s a fantastic fiber and how polluting polyester and other plastic fibers are, it doesn’t harm the animal to remove and in fact is done for their benefit.
Above - a sheep farm (note steep and craggy hills), an uncompressed bale of freshly shorn wool and some sheep being shorn.
It’s not stressful for the sheep. Sheep are dumb. Be confident, dont hurt them and they’re good. Wool is a good fiber - strong, warm - even when wet - renewable and biodegradable.
My issue with Veganism-As-A-Cult is the lack of critical thinking. By all means eat what you want, wear what you want to wear but a blanket ban on all animal products because they’re HARMFUL is in itself an extremely harmful philosophy.
Do you refuse to eat plants that were pollinated by bees or fertilized by manure since they’re a product of animal labour?
Honey doesn’t hurt bees. Wool doesn’t hurt sheep.
What about animals that are going to die anyway? We are currently in the process of exterminating possums in our country as they are a pest and destroyer of our native species. We kill them humanely but they’re still going to die because its them (introduced pest) or our endemic endangered species. We use the meat for pet food and the fur for a lot of things now - in making yarns or fur items - because the alternative is to let it rot. Which is just bloody wasteful tbh.
What would (generic) you prefer we do here? Let sheep die of over heating or the weight of wet wool? Force bees into swarming (90% casualty rate) so we can avoid taking their honey? Leave pest animals to rot and encourage the use of set-and-forget traps since there’s no incentive to check them?
What’s the humane option?
see: why I hate militant veganism
A smaller, less grandiose giveaway than the 5k giveaway, but I wanted to do one anyway!
Rules: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! - One winner will be selected via Random.Org on October 20th
-The winner will get a Full Colored Waistup -I will message the winner as well as announce them on the blog! After 2 days, if I get no response, I will select another! -This prize can be OCs, fan characters, whatever (just not IRL people, please!)
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Razgoa. Human assassin. Somewhat insane, master of sneaking away when you are not watching! Commission requested by a good friend of mine.