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THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle}
SEND ME A SYMBOL
▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present. ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog. ツ: Our muses go caroling. ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa. ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch. ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe. ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s. ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding. ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight. ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).
SENTENCES
“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”
TEXT MESSAGES
[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now. [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital. [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out. [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch.
gonebror:
Ubbe heard such words one time too often. How many women and men claimed to have such information only to stay alive a little longer? These fools, they really believed if they help you once, you would look out for them, let them go and live.
A small sigh follows before he turns around and follows her: “Why do you trust him? I have heard all of that once or twice and it had never proven to be of any worth. We should not waste our time here…” Are they? Ubbe is yet not sure but still.
“I didn’t trust him enough...Honestly, I had my hand on my sword the whole time” Ulyanna told Ubbe as she trashed the place, finally finding the information after countless of papers strewn about, drawers and clothes flung everywhere.
“Wasted?” She asked as she waved the note at him triumphantly. “Sides a dead man with no family won’t miss a few gold coins...” She added, tossing the man a bag of coins. “So you were saying Ubbe?”
SENTENCE STARTERS | DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION
❝Darkness closes in. Will you stand against it, or lead this world to its bitter end?❞ ❝Deer should not bend that way…❞ ❝So, listen, I’ve caught the hints. I get what you’re saying. You want to ride the Bull.❞ ❝How does compassion become such a deadly killer?❞ ❝Okay, that’s BADASS!❞ ❝Ah, the wilds. Lush, beautiful, and full of things that want to eat you!❞ ❝Bow before your new God, and be spared.❞ ❝Where do you get all your arrows? You must have hundreds!❞ ❝We’re going to restore order, with or without anyone’s approval.❞ ❝Are you ashamed of your given name?❞ ❝You’d be surprised what a man armed with a rock and a headache can do.❞ ❝I just don’t understand why your people choose to look like that.❞ ❝The big demon? It’s nearby? Well, shit.❞ ❝Ah, I was wondering when the demon army would show up.❞ ❝I will not suffer even an unknown rival. You must die!❞ ❝You stared it down. You actually stared it down.❞ ❝The eyes of the entire court are upon you. Don’t forget to smile.❞ ❝You killed everyone who was in charge!❞ ❝I came here to stop you. Nothing more.❞ ❝Is that all you’ve got?! I lived through war, you pieces of shit!❞ ❝You answered the death of your clan… with a goat?❞ ❝You! I told you to stop spying!❞ ❝Hush. Just look pretty.❞ ❝Did you just grab my bottom!?❞ ❝I don’t want to have to watch your walk of shame back to the barracks…❞ ❝You’re never more alive than when you’re about to lose your pants, my friend.❞ ❝I need to have words with you. The first will be “you” and the second will be “bastard”!❞ ❝Just how much gold are you stealing from me?❞ ❝Is that all you’ve got?! I’ve heard worse from ____!❞ ❝See? This is what manners look like!❞ ❝Everything that happens to you is weird…❞ ❝I don’t kill that many people…❞ ❝Are you joking? I’m only surprised you didn’t kill someone walking over here.❞ ❝Are you sassing me~? I didn’t think you had it in you!❞ ❝I’m sure nobody at the party would mind if you and I went missing for an hour.❞ ❝You have any idea how much this place is worth?❞ ❝Are you going to put me into any of your stories?❞ ❝Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about!❞ ❝Do you feel that? My magic-sensitive nose is tingling.❞ ❝Just once, we should enter a cave and find normal sized spiders!❞ ❝Why do this? Why risk everything we’ve built? Why risk your life?❞ ❝Maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but bears and I traditionally don’t get along.❞ ❝Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.❞ ❝You may be a weird squirrelly kid, but you’re my weird squirrelly kid.❞ ❝My love… I will never forget you.❞ ❝Nearly crushed three of my ribs with that ridiculous hug…❞ ❝It’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right.❞ ❝This is what I am. A murderer, a traitor… a monster.❞ ❝Whatever happens, I wouldn’t trade the years we’ve had together for anything. I love you.❞ ❝Our people aren’t tools to be used and discarded.❞ ❝At this moment, you are the only threat I see.❞ ❝Sometimes the best path is not the easiest one…❞ ❝You might want to watch yourself, it’s raining demons out here.❞ ❝What kind of viscount would I be if I didn’t abuse my position to give shit to my friends?❞ ❝Nothing creepy about a bunch of old abandoned caves. Nothing creepy at all.❞ ❝If you ever need an ass kicked, I’m with you.❞ ❝I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.❞ ❝At any rate, time to drink myself into a stupor. It’s been that sort of day.❞ ❝Watch yourself. The pretty ones are always the worst.❞ ❝For all your experience, you don’t carry yourself like a soldier.❞ ❝Sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must take regrettable measures.❞ ❝I hope you can take care of yourself, should we encounter anything outside your experience.❞
It had been a long week and it was about to get longer. Having only meant to be gone from the war effort for a week, long enough to get aid from the holds and take down small Imperial camps along the way. But she had gotten roped up into helping out Whiterun and she defeated the dragon and absorbed it’s soul.
‘Dragonborn’ the guardsmen called her as she felt the dragons soul in her, she could feel the power coursing through her veins and she slowly made it back to Jarl Balgruff, nearly falling at the steps to Dragonsreach as a voice was heard echoing throughout the land. Balgruff had told her to go to the Greybeards as they had summoned her. So, she made the pilgrimage to High Hrothgar, listened to the Greybeards and did as she was told. After doing as they had asked, grabbing the horn they requested and eventually she ventured down the mountain and hired a carriage to get her to Windhelm.
Pulling the giant doors open to where her father was had been a struggle and she wanted to fall asleep when she got into the warm halls but she continued her way, hearing the familiar voices of Galmar and Ulfric as they discussed battle plans. It was Galmar first that saw the red head as she nearly collapsed into the seat and looked up at the Jarl of Windhelm and leader of the Stormcloak army and tried not to weep from exhaustion and stress.
She held her tears back and looked at the map before her, wondering if it’d be better to let Alduin come. End the suffering of those in the crumbling empire and from the threat of the Thalmor. But Ulyanna knew she couldn’t let that happen no matter how much her tired mind wished it to be so.
“Whiterun will still not answer our call. Balgruff gave the axe back.”
It was the only thing she could manage to tell them for now, trying to regain her bearings as Wuunferth handed her a hot drink, most likely some kind of brew to help warm her and heal her minor wounds. She drank it and focused back on Ulfric, wondering how to tell him about what had transpired in the two weeks she had been gone, what her destiny was to be. That she too could use the Thu’um.
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He recoiled as he saw her begin to lift her blade, and crossed his forearms in front of his face. It was all he had time to do before her Shout caught him, although with only one word it was weak enough to withstand in his position, down on one knee. He had to wonder if she would have any idea of the meaning behind his gesture - if it was still a plea for peace in this modern age. Of course, even if it was, he knew so little of her. Maybe she was beyond listening to such a plea. “Zu’u gahvon!” he barked, holding his pose, gambling on the way she did not manage her sword; they were both the worse for wear, visibly so. She must see that this would go nowhere as they were. “I yield, Dovahkiin- Ulyanna. We are on Nirn. I freed us-”
More than she knew. There were no happy endings to that battle as Hermaeus had intended it. Someone would perish, and the other be ensared by the Prince of Fate. Miraak had realised just which way round the Daedra was manipulating it to be, and he did not envy the Dragonborn her intended fate. To be once and for all collared and leashed by Mora would be worse even than death.
“-both of us. From more terrible fates than you know.”
He was down on one knee, he spoke in the dragons tongue and she huffed as Miraak spoke, keeping her blade towards him, her eyes darting around the scenery, realizing that he was indeed telling the truth. She was free of the hell hole and so was he. But the way he spoke his last words, it tugged at her heartstrings and she lowered her sword and put it back in it’s sheath. “Ofaal vok”
Ulyanna told the man as she attempted to use a basic magic spell to try to help heal her wounds. After a bit she was able to get her arm back to near it’s full health, still needing it put back in place. “A fate you know all too well....Saved yourself, that was obvious. But why allow me to follow? You could have left me there.” Something seemed off about this whole thing and she wanted to understand why he had acted as he had.
The skies shook and she felt the earth tremble and her blue eyes closed for a moment. She still had to defeat Alduin. Still had to go find the Elder Scroll and fight the World-Eater. She’d been so intent on proving herself as the Dragonborn and to help free the people of Solstheim from Miraak that she’d let Alduin be alive a bit longer then she should have. “I don’t trust you...but now that I am not the last Dragonborn...it’s both of our duties to slay him. Once and for all. Can I trust you enough to do this?”
“Of Freya and Fenrir”
(cont.)
She tried not to trip over the many layers the fancy dress had as she danced, not wanting to ruin the beautiful sapphire colored gown with it’s silver embellishments that had taken quite a bit of her adventuring gold. A smile came on her face when the man spoke, thankful that the silver mask she wore hide almost all of her face as a small blush ran to her cheeks until he continued to speak, and then her smile faded to a tight drawn line and fell to a frown.
Ulyanna had thought she’d done a fine job at watching people. But it seemed the man was right and she’d been noticed by at least one person, not including this man. “I like to watch people, i’m a people watcher.” She lied, keeping the same tone the man did, she almost stepped on her dress once more, trying not to show her irritation at the dance that she hadn’t been taught.
“Just what kind of advice could you offer me?” She asked, her hand on his shoulder smoothed out the fabric as they danced, one of the dancing partners from before attempted to cut in and that’s when Ulyanna drew closer to the man, leaning in towards him as if he was speaking to her and laughed as she made sure they turned away from the man. “You seem to be very perceptive...How many times has Falk and Bryling been in and out of the ball room?” She asked, already knowing the answer to it, finding their subtly worse then her own.
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"You're Ulfric's daughter, then." The tall Nord inclines his head in deep respect, right hand over his heart. "It's an honor, m'lady."
“The honor is mine, Dovahkiin.” Ulyanna told the Nord, dipping her head as she gave a small bow. “I cannot tell you how glad it makes me to meet you, Svenntir. The savior of man. Shall I fetch you some mead?”
"Can I cut in?" (raggedflagonregulars, Brynjolf)
This ball was something she wished she could have avoided but it seemed like she no choice, as the Dragonborn it seemed like she was expected to be there. She had been dancing with boring men and had been trying to keep tabs on who was who.
Mainly looking out for any specious figures but she’d come up with only a few Thalmor, Maven and her family and a few of the Jarls’s people from court. This particular man had two left feet and Ulyanna was glad for the newcomer. “Of course.” She spoke for the man before she began to dance with the man, a breath of fresh air, her eyes drawn back to focus on Maven.
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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
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♥ GAMES OF THRONES S07E01-04 QUOTES ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!
❛ Shall we begin? ❜
❛ Almost seems like divine justice. ❜
❛ I’ll assume it was something clever. ❜
❛ Why are you always in such a foul mood? ❜
❛ If you ever betray me, I’ll burn you alive. ❜
❛ You don’t belong down here. ❜
❛ Touch my sister and I’ll kill you myself. ❜
❛ Come on you cockless coward. ❜
❛ You’re a dragon. Be a dragon. ❜
❛ You’ve been making pies? ❜
❛ It’s called war. If you don’t have the stomach for it, scurry back into hiding. ❜
❛ I am not here to be Queen of the Ashes. ❜
❛ He really was a cunt, wasn’t he. ❜
❛ Does she miss me terribly? ❜
❛ Are you trying to present your own statements as ancient wisdom? ❜
❛ I would never do that… to you. ❜
❛ I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows. ❜
❛ There are always lessons in failures. ❜
❛ Does she like it gentle, or rough? ❜
❛ I have to die in this strange country. Just like you. ❜
❛ I couldn’t save her. I tried. ❜
❛ You wouldn’t be here if you tried. ❜
❛ Chaos is a ladder. ❜
❛ Flee, you idiot. ❜
❛ Who taught you how to do that? ❜
❛ Everyone who knew his face is dead. ❜
❛ I will fight for you. ❜
❛ Isn’t their survival more important than your pride? ❜
❛ Perhaps you don’t want to hurt them after all. ❜
❛ What kind of a Queen am I if I’m not willing to risk my life to fight them? ❜
❛ What you did for her… is the only reason I’m not killing you. ❜
❛ I never thought that dragons would exist again. ❜
❛ The people who follow you know that you made something impossible happen. ❜
❛ Build a world that’s different from the shit one they’ve always known. ❜
five word prompts
an-exotic-writer:
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
“really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
“zero fucks given. next please.”