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🌌Call me Spacey🌌 💚They/Them💚 Writing Blog: edjectedly-writes

[edjectedly]

Rome didn't fall in a day, start planning your exit strategy now

[akaanmo]

Robin

[hylialeia]

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

[dabouse]

HE CUT ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PARTS OF THE ODYSSEY?!?!?!?!?!

[prokopetz]

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[edjectedly]

Do I rewrite a fic I'm almost done with to be more satisfying or do I just post it since it's almost done and just say fuck it

[edjectedly]

Okay well my computer decided suicide was the way to go so I will be writing nothing tonight

[edjectedly]

Okay so we had to raise (reset) my wife (my laptop) from the dead (Probably had a virus) and she came back wrong (had to completely reinstall the operating system)

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[somuchspringg]

love mymoots.. hug... even if we donftalk i love you.. even if you secretly hate me ilove you...

[bantanglanlan]

the aunt and nephew go sunglasses shopping together

commission by 西西

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[ajarofham]

[feliza-navidad]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[self-mortification]

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.

[bananonbinary]

unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.

[theothin]

#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it

[luna-azzurra]

The single most useful edit you can do before you send anything to anyone: Read it out loud. The whole thing. Every sentence. You will hear every place the rhythm breaks, every word that doesn't belong, every line of dialogue that no human being would actually say. Your eye skips over problems because it already knows what you meant to write. Your ear doesn't lie. It catches everything. It is embarrassing how much a single read-aloud will fix. Do it alone. Do it in a weird voice if it helps. just do it.

[edjectedly]

Do I rewrite a fic I'm almost done with to be more satisfying or do I just post it since it's almost done and just say fuck it

[edjectedly]

Okay well my computer decided suicide was the way to go so I will be writing nothing tonight

[edjectedly]

Do I rewrite a fic I'm almost done with to be more satisfying or do I just post it since it's almost done and just say fuck it