Bella

🦎🌼Flower Child🌼🦎 if you send me a dick pic, you better also send $30 to my PayPal

[homiesexuallaj]

I’m assuming everyone on this site is going to need this

[shamebats]

This has to be the hardest anyone has died on that hill in recent history.

[umbellaellaella]

“I know it wasn’t my fault because he dragged me into his bed from the floor. I wasn’t willing from the start.”

-Accepting I did nothing wrong

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[shushtaouk]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[cityoftownsville]

[umbellaellaella]

Relatable.

[lesbiankatebush]

the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle

[catchymemes]

[reblog-house]

I legit was like “how fucking tall and strong is the person in the alien disguise”

[umbellaellaella]

[somecutething]

A cat waking up from surgery

[daco-broman]

I am losing my shit

[yeahiwasintheshit]

everyone trying to get me in the uber

[umbellaellaella]

What's your snap ??

brigibxox but don't expect a reply. I don't use it much.

[ruinedchildhood]

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[azuretheshitposter]

hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[muffinworry]

Go upstairs on all fours

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

[umbellaellaella]

When your boyfriend constantly calls you his wife and it makes you all smushy inside bc you never thought you'd be anything more than a girlfriend for a few years before he finds someone better

[ruinedchildhood]