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“Fine; at least change one – your shirt or your pants, your choice.” Ann crossed her arms, looking him up and down disapprovingly.
“And don’t think you’ve won this battle, mister; I’m only relenting because now I have to go deal with Dimitri and Talon. And I will not be as kind on them as I was with you.”
❝ fine, whatever, mom. ❞
yes. he was the adult™ of this household. it’s almost embarrassing. he knew there was absolutely no point in arguing with ann. he would never win.
after a moment or so, he came back out. ❝ are we going to go, or what. ❞ ( he’s just glad she moved on to bug other people. )
Memory feels like a curse. Bad things don’t happen only once. They happen over and over and over again inside my head.
Closed RP: Am I in Love?
Seeing his shocked reaction Zander quickly stood up from his bed and rushed out of their shared bedroom. “I’ll let you know when it’s done!” His heart was racing and he kept yelling at himself in his head for what he did. God dammit! I need to be more subtle that was too much! Ugh I hate this I’ve never felt so anxious!
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Once the pancakes were done he fixed them both a coffee and set everything up on the small dining table. It was their usual daily routine but Zander made it feel different by accident by that small act of affection. But one could say he was overreacting.
“The foods ready Dimi!”
it happened so quickly, dimitri could feel the bed rise due to the extra weight being lifted off and in the next second, he could hear zander yelling faintly from the kitchen.
in his opinion, it was extremely rude. how dare zander make his sexuality so painfully obvious, and then do things like this. holding back on temptation was so much harder this way.
dimitri really hadn’t moved from his bed until he was called ( then again, what’s new. the boy was incredibly lazy. ) using the wall as his guide, he found his way to the table and sat down. ❝ smells good... ❞ he murmured happily before taking a bite.
after a few bites and a sip of hot coffee, he spoke again, curiosity getting the better of him. ❝ you said you were drawin’ something... what were you drawing? ❞
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
“You’re wearing a plaid shirt with basketball shorts. I have every right to judge you right now, Mister Anderson,” said Ann flatly. “And I will handle Dimitri momentarily; believe me, he will get an earful from me too and hiding in his room will not get him any sanctuary once I’m done here,” she said, purposely speaking loud enough for the other boy to hear her.
❝ listen, missy. i’m exhausted. you’re lucky i’m actually going out instead of taking a fucking nap. there have been worse outfits. let’s move on with our lives, shall we. ❞ he was dead inside.
( dimitri refused to acknowledge her words )
Closed RP: Am I in Love?
ZANDER.
He knew that Dimitri couldn’t see his art but the sentiment was enough to make Zander’s cheeks flush. “T-Thanks.” He was trying so hard to pin-point when he started falling for this boy. He never felt any interest in men until he came into his life. But he wasn’t exactly complaining about it. It was weird to come to terms with sure, but he found himself hoping that Dimitri would return his feelings.
“Sounds good to me. I’ll put a pot on for some coffee.” He wanted to start showing a bit more affection to him. He only ever touched Dimitri by tugging him away from objects he almost ran into.
But without a second thought he gently pecked his forehead.
“I’ll uh…go get it started.”
dimitri lips curled into another smile. he couldn’t help it-- zander’s stuttering was so cute. was he nervous, for some reason? he couldn’t help but wonder the cause of zander’s stutter, but decided not to question it. if it was anything serious, zander would probably tell him sooner or later.
❝ m’kay. thanks. ❞ he hummed happily with a nod of his head. zander was a good cook and dimitri was very hungry in the mornings.
but he was instantly snapped out of his thoughts by a quick peck on his forehead. eyes widening, his lips parted slightly. then, he blinked a couple times, trying to snap himself out of his daze. did that seriously just happen?
❝ uh-- uh, yeah... yeah. ❞
Closed RP: Am I in Love?
Zander chuckled and bit at his lip, softly mumbling to himself, “Cutie..”
He loudly cleared his throat hoping Dimitri didn’t hear that, “Yeah I feel you on that. Only with me I was trying to get my drawing just right. It’s hard to replicate someone…or something so perfect.”
He stood up from his bed and let out a low groan as he stretched his back. Seven hour drawing sessions were never really a good idea. But he couldn’t stop himself. At one point he was yelling in his head and getting angry at Dimitri for being so beautiful.
He sat next to Dimitri on his bed and ruffled his hair, “I’ll make us some breakfast. What’re you hungry for?”
❝ i’m sure it looks fine... ❞ dimitri mumbled sleepily. ❝ your art is beautiful. ❞ at least, that was what he had been told. unfortunately, he had lost his eyesight way before he had ever met zander. so he had never actually seen zander’s artwork. but he had heard people talking about it, and he believed it completely. he just wished he could be able to witness the beauty himself.
he turned towards zander, hearing the sound of the bed springs squeaking due to the added weight, and smiled softly as a gentle hand ruffled his knotted hair. ❝ mm.. i don’t mind... pancakes...? ❞
( -- continued from here // @fallenrosesglittermore )
❝ the fuck are you lecturing me for? it’s summer. it’s not like anyone important is going to see me or some shit. ❞ yes he was a clean freak. he just spent the last two hours cleaning up all the junk his idiot siblings left lying around and he was exhausted. he was not going to go back and change just because ann was being naggy again. ❝ besides, should you really be complaining about my outfit? it’s ninety fucking degrees and dimitri is wearing a fucking sweatshirt. ❞
shit me and my girlfriend say to each other
“I’m the best but so are you.” ”A man just gave me fruit. In a flirty way. I don’t know what to do.” “Tell him that you are taken and have someone who can also provide fruit.” “You girlfriended me for a reason & that is my knowledge of noodles.” “I’m only in it for your stove skills.” “Or you just didn’t think that the embodiment of evil wore dresses.” “I have a problem and it’s called retail therapy.” “Oh my god, your dad is attractive.” “Aren’t I amazing?” “You better not be floorgying.” “‘Fine’ equals fightin’ words.” “Don’t mutiny, friend.” “If you’re an asshole and you know it clap your hands.” “I’m apparently dating them both even though they’re not dating.” “I thought you were dating me.” “[Name] and I are measuring all of our body parts for some reason.” “My big toe is apparently three inches around.” “Is it bad that I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days?” “So I went into her room and started screaming.” “Do you have a chainsaw I can borrow?” “Oh my god, you’re such a cat lady.” “I need a How to Stop Worrying 101.” “I’m terrible at being an adult.” “I decided not to have feelings when I was 11.” “I mean, technically it’s illegal to send humans in the mail but we can work around that.” “I’m about to commit murder.” “You’re pretty awesome, too, I guess.” “There are no handcuff emojis. This is upsetting.” “Please stop me from strangling somebody.” “I bet saving the vacuum was fun for her.” “Anyone who visits the school & sees you will be so enchanted.” “Okay, I did the adult thing and showered.” “I should probably shave my legs soon.” “So, my dad is in jail.” “But how can I be alive if I’m not experiencing negative emotions?” “I’m basically a cat.” “The coffee has its grubby little hands in your life now.” “It’s unsolicited dick pics but from a cat.” “I had a dream that your shirtless dad tried to kill me.” “Come on, kitty, show me your goddamn penis.” “I stabbed someone in the eye thirty minutes ago.” “Of course it was your ability to use a range that led me to discover my true feelings for you.” “You deserve the book of shame right now.” “I like being paid attention to.” “I think we’re at the point in our relationship where I can take you to the bathroom with me when I have to pee.”
shit my mom’s boyfriend has said starter sentences
“ YOU SIT ON IT, YOU FUCKING PEASANT. “ “ DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. oh, sorry, i forgot to say please. “ “ LOOK AT YOUR MOTHER’S COMPUTER. IT’S AWFUL. “ “ the internet went down, were you looking at porn? “ “ your mother is SINNING “ “ i can’t believe you’re a furry now. we have to break up. “ “ how gay can i make them? “ “ sword art online was a masterpiece. “ “ they’re aliens. they literally can’t be anything else, they have to be aliens. “ “ you and your weak ass allergies. “ “ you didn’t cuss? what the fuck. “ “ OOOOOH, YOU SAID A BAD WORD. “ “ sometimes i forget you’re a kid, but then i see you curled up in your pajamas watching pokemon. “ “ we’re making her watch fullmetal alchemist. “ “ you’re the shittiest shit of all little shits. “ “ STOP DRILLING MY ASS. “ “ we should make ___ watch anime with us. “ “ are you a furry? “ “ THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD PORN. “ “ i’m an awesome person so look for someone as cool as me in your life. “ “ I GOT SPRINKLES ON MY BOOBS. “ “ that’s a lot of meat. “ “ your kid sounds so miserable. “ “ i brought a fuckton of ice cream so in about five seconds you’re gonna stop being sad. “ “ isn’t she from the … the —- bird on fire book movies? “ “ tell him to sleep on the floor, the couch is mine. “ “ you get to yell at people for MONEY. “
Closed RP: Am I in Love?
Zander always tried to be considerate to his blind roommate but he always feared that he might be coming off as homophobic. That wasn’t the vibe he wanted to give him. He had the same rights and was owed respect. He deserved to live comfortably and with acceptance just the same as Zander did.
He would start questioning things a lot. Asking himself,
Was that too far?
Am I being hurtful?
Was that joke too crude?
Did I come off as offensive?
He couldn’t wrap his head around why Dimitri made him so nervous and why he was so anxious to make sure he was happy. He never felt so desperate to be liked by somebody before. Just what was going on in his head?
He was laying out on his bed one day working on a sketch for his art class when Dimitri woke up. When he spoke he realized his heart had skipped a beat.
Oh fuck his sleepy morning voice is so hot. And oh God his hair looks more messy and adorable than usual! Just look at him…
That’s when the realization of his feelings finally hit him. He had a crush.
“G-Good morning Dimitri! You sleep o-okay?”
Ugh why am I stuttering?! I never stutter!
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dimitri had been living with zander for the past couple months. dimitri had seriously tried hard to convince his parents he was well enough to move out. he had his ups and downs, but he didn’t want to continue being a burden to them, and figured it would be better to get his own place.
but his own place costed more than he had seriously expected, and maybe it would be better to at least have someone around to keep an eye on him just in case. so he decided to get a roommate.
zander was sweet. he was funny and dimitri actually enjoyed his company. there was only one downside to sharing a living space with him: dimitri had a serious crush on the guy. and he was very sure that zander was very straight.
but hey, there were worse things going on in the world than not having their crush be reciprocated.
dimitri’s eyes were half lidded, hair a tangled mess with curls sticking out everywhere. he yawned and tried to rub the sleep from his eyes after hearing zander’s voice. did he stutter? ❛ cute... ❜
❝ mm? nah... i-- didn’t sleep.... i kept tellin’ myself o-one more chapter, b-but... ❞ he laughed it off with an airy giggle. that was one lie he would never stop telling himself.
-- UPDATE
mandy. hi everyone ! it’s been a while i kinda ditched a while back. school stress mixed with a need to be accepted and perfect among this community kind of broke me and i decided i needed some time to myself. i made a lot of friends here, but most of them have left. the ones that didn’t, i was never truly that close to. basically, my absence didn’t impact them. roleplaying wasn’t fun when i felt all alone.
but i am back, months later. i am willing to pick up these characters, willing to pick up where i left off. i am willing to talk to new people and start new. after some time to myself i realized i do not need to be perfect. roleplaying isn’t about perfection. i don’t need to have the best theme or icons. roleplaying is about having fun while writing, and living through a character you adore.
this isn’t a for sure, ‘i am coming back.’ but this is an ‘i am willing to give it a try.’ thank you for reading.
THXRABBITXHOLE.
Making sure the boy was dressed appropriately and would be okay in the cold wind, Raven released a heavy sigh as he took off his own jacket and placed it around Dimitri. He would not be too bothered by it as the ride would be short; but if Dimitri got sick then he would blame no one other than himself.
“Here. It’s cold outside so….” Without finishing his sentence, Raven continued to pull Dimitri towards the door after taking his hand again. He seemed more irritated than usual, and as he showed them outside and to his motorcycle, he only motioned for Dimitri to wait until he started it up and took a seat on it, beckoning for Dimitri to sit behind him.
“Okay. Get on,” he demanded, awaiting the boy to climb aboard so that he could bring him to his own home. The sooner the better.
dimitri blinked, shoulders stiffening as the jacket was placed around them. raven seemed to be really good at the no warnings sort of thing. he didn’t mind much, though he wished raven would get the words out when it came to what he was apparently planning.
❝ mm. thanks... ❞ he murmured as he pulled the jacket closer into himself, trying to take in as much warmth as possible. he never wore short sleeves on their own in public ( it was a shame to be so insecure about his body when he couldn’t even see it ). but even with the long sleeves, goodness, it was cold.
he followed raven, stood still when his hand had been let go. the sound of the motorcycle’s engine roaring helped him understand the situation better. ❝ oh, um, o-okay. ❞
slowly reaching towards the bike, his hand had finally found it, and he carefully took a seat behind raven. though his movements were a little awkward and unsure, he finally got comfortable and securely wrapped his arms around the other’s waist.
THXRABBITXHOLE.
“No. We can…spend time together,” the boy sighed, running his fingers through his hair. He was truely having a hard time getting the words out.
“Mother….she…..tch…we….mm..just come with me,” he grumbled, grabbing the boy’s hand and pulling him up from where he sat.
❝ oh! great! ❞ dimitri replied. he was looking forward to spending the entire day eating sweets and otherwise doing nothing much else. it would be better if raven could do nothing with him, too. ( though he wasn’t that naive. he knew raven would make him do something productive. but maybe he was worth the effort. )
❝ wha-- ❞ before the word could be formed, he was pulled up from his seat. he was slightly concerned-- raven was being worse with expressing his feelings than usual. but he decided to keep his mouth shut and just follow.
UPDATE
i’m going to restart this blog. it is official. but i’ll do it when i have the time bc i am bombarded with deadlines rn so it will take me a while on that. i just want a fresh start with dimitri!
also, possible kpop band oc blog ??? last night i made some singin korean nerds so that also might be a thing that could happen