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Malfina and Connecticut clark
Op here, Iâve decided to remake it in my current style!
shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
âYou deserve a relationship that enables you to sleep peacefully at night.â
â R.H. Sin
its awesome that u now understand gender isn't binary yay awesome but u do understand its not like trinary either right like it isn't, man, woman, third option nonbinary. right? like its more complex than that and there are countless ways to experience gender. you get that right? right? and you also understand that sex isn't binary either, right? please? please tell me you understand that?
genuinely the best measure of whether a person is like. actually progressive or not is whether or not they're assholes about sex not being binary. its actually absurd how many queer and even, like, trans people are just vile about intersex people!!! especially intersex trans people. if your advocacy for them cuts off at using them as a gotcha for your arguments with your transphobic uncle, and then you treat them like shit in actual interactions, you are a BAD ally.
âDonât allow your wounds to turn you into a person you are not.â
â Paulo Coelho
normal people in SF are fucking sick of every billboard being for AI slop
takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but cruciallyâď¸the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"
messing around with linux. I really like open source stuff right now , fuck the subscription model that somehow became a part of damn near every app
DO NOT COMMISSION HAUNTED-MARMALADE, AKA FLYING-SHARK-REACTIVATED, AKA ABIGAIL CAMPBELL
This person has scammed me and countless others by taking their money for commissions, disappearing for months, and then finally blocking everyone she promised commissions to and changing her URL (now haunted-marmalade but this is subject to change). I am not the only one sheâs done this to. It started back in December of 2017 when she opened commissions under the URL flying-shark-reactivated. And she probably got a lot of people to ask for them due to her unique art style and low prices, but a red-flag that I should have seen in hindsight was the fact that she asked for money up front, and also sent through paypal as a gift through her request as seen below.Â
For anyone who doesnât know, when a commissioner asks you to send them payment as a gift to avoid fees, it also makes the payer unable to claim a refund if the commissioner decides to just run off with their money without giving the buyer anything. But as an artist, I am always looking to support other artists when they open commissions and usually tip them if their art prices are low (lbr, so many artists on tumblr price their art way too low) And I thought our relationship was pretty professional, I even told her there was no rush and allowed her to take as much time as she needed due to her schoolwork. But as the months went on she stopped responding to my messages all together until she finally ended up blocking me with no word.Â
But this time I knew something was fishy, so Iâve even tried to e-mail her, and decided that hey if it was too much pressure for her to do my commission I would just ask for my money back, which is the first image you see in this post along with my note. I gave her plenty of chances to back out of a commitment she couldnât hold up to. But no response, only a cancellation, a block, and a few days later she changed her URL and opened commissions again! All without fulfilling the commissions she already promised many others months before! Any attempt to contact her with other accounts asking for our money back results in an instant block. So BE WARNED if you see her taking commissions, IT IS A SCAM!Â
Iâll show you examples of her commission sheets (old and new) and artwork down below so you know what to look out for. She draws a lot of GTA V, furry art, and a series herself and her boyfriend as fursonas named Boo and Jam.
On her new account she is already receiving anons (btw, sending a death threat anon is just as shitty for an awful thing to do so donât ever do that :I) which I am assuming is because people are VERY angry about having their money stolen, but she claims innocence and uses her age as an excuse. SHE IS 21, SHE IS AN ADULT and she is FLAT OUT STEALING FROM PEOPLE.
She says she wants to support herself with her art, but as someone who she took money from without getting any art in return, I find it hard to believe thatâs really what she wants to do. She has gotten away with stealing from so many people for so long because 20-40 dollars is a low price for a commission, and it isnât a huge loss for maybe one person but the fact that she scammed small amounts of money from a massive amount of people AND is PLANNING ON DOING IT AGAIN to a whole new wave of commissioners is what I canât stand. DO NOT COMMISSION ABIGAIL CAMPBELL OR HAUNTED-MARMALADE! YOU WILL HAVE YOUR MONEY STOLEN FROM YOU! PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS SO OTHERS DONâT FALL VICTIM!Â
HEY bitch just did this to me too. Lmao
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
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trump campaign trying to pretend the four seasons thing was intentional đ
this is a real tweet? a non-sarcastic tweet? fuckinâ hell
whereâs that post like media: did Trump shit his pants? supporters: Trump did not shit his pants! Trump: I SHIT MY PANTS
even better: according to the NYT, assuming their sources arenât lying, it actually was intentional (?!)
In reality, the mistake was not in the booking, but in a garbled game of telephone. Mr. Giuliani and the Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski told the president on Saturday morning their intended location for the news conference and he misunderstood, assuming it was an upscale hotel, according to multiple people familiar with the matter.
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poor bastard, Giuliani books (books?? I guess just asks? itâs a fuckinâ landscaping company, they donât take conference bookings) a press conference at a literal bullshit shovelling establishment with the same name as a hotel and Trump â whose entire model of the world is based around hotels â draws the obvious inference.
do they still have campaign funds left in the tank they want to siphon off now that he has no chance?
I saw the claim that the donations theyre accepting for the legal fund to contest the election comes with the disclaimer that theyâll take half to pay down campaign financial debts. It might well be that theyâre just trying to scrape by and skim as much odd the top as they can.
oh nice, so the claims of election fraud are also straightforward campaign fraud, always layers of incompetence with these guys.
Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. Itâs full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.
Also⌠art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentlemanâs swindler.
I liked this guyâs story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldnât do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that heâd ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.
âThe first painting Landis âdonatedâ was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then âeverybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to â I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.ââ And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.
Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.
His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny.Â
â Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth? Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one? Simon: Yeah. Beltracchi: $5 million, I think. Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days? Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quickerâ -From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon
In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, theyâre all original works that the famous artists could have painted.
âBeltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. Heâs painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if heâd had the time or felt like it.â Â -Â The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam
His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintingsâ ages.
At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was â Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paintâ
Just ⌠the levels of con there, the fake photos and ⌠wow. Thatâs incredible.Â
Thatâs just rapscallionry.
This is what AI wants to take from us.
Letâs add Tom Keating to the mix, yeah?
Keating painted more than 2,000 forgeries by over 100 different artists in his sixty-six years. Many had fraudulently sold at auctions with the total profits estimated at over 10 million dollars. âI flooded the market with the work of Palmer and many others,â the artist said. âNot for gain (I hope I am no materialist) but simply as a protest against the merchants who make capital out of those I am proud to call my brother artists, both living and dead. It seemed disgraceful to me how many of them had died in poverty,â he defended in The Fakeâs Progress, his autobiography. âAll their lives they had been exploited by unscrupulous dealers and then, as if to dishonor their memory, these same dealers continued to exploit them in death.â [âŚ] Keating had a great respect and understanding of all the artists he imitated but was always reckless in his handling of the materials. He often used house paint and poster paint to mix in with his acrylics as a cheaper way to achieve the impasto works. At times he wouldnât bother preparing his antique canvases he found at the junk shops out of laziness, so that in just a few years the paint would peel right off to reveal what was originally underneath. Keating often planted what he called âtime bombsâ like this in his paintings. Because of his understanding of the chemicals used in art restoration, Keating would purposely paint with layers of glycerin, which would destroy the painting once it was cleaned by a restorer, proving it was a fake. He often wrote obscenities under his paintings, like âBollocks!â, in lead white so that it could be seen by the experts who x-rayed the painting to check its authenticity.
- Darby Milbrath, Tom Keating on Painters