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[torao-chan]

Hi, I'm Leo!

The queue is currently running at: 1 post every 60 minutes. Queued posts have the 'q' tag attached.

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[unsettlingcreature]

"if you want to hear about my ocs, my inbox is ope-" NO!! START YAPPING UNPROMPTED!! DO NOT WAIT FOR OTHERS TO TAKE INTEREST, POST THINGS THAT WILL MAKE THEM TAKE INTEREST!!!!

[unsettlingcreature]

IF YOU'RE SCARED TO POST:

HERE'S SOME HELP

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO POST:

HERE'S SOME IDEAS

[unsettlingcreature]

that's a them problem!! stop contorting yourself to be small enough to tolerate!! so what if someone thinks you're annoying, what if someone thinks you're really cool? what if they love what you post! RISK IT ALL

[demonadelem]

and not to mention all the playthroughs. The unnecessary feelings reaction compilations never end.

If I had a nickel for every time a random person picked up ace attorney with no expectations and saw wrightworth I would have enough money to buy capcom and make 100% wrightworth canon.

[twofingerswhiskey]

why do humans have a built in "let me bother this animal" switch and why is it so funnnnn. like yes hmmm ☝️ i think i Will poke this cat

[sanrio-stud]

to be fair so do a bunch of other animals. for example

Why some animals have evolved a sense of humour

We think of humour as a distinctly human emotion, but some animals may also use it to strengthen their bonds.

bothering that animal is a beautiful kind of playing and having fun

[sashasienna]

This is a really fun article but this bit stuck out to me

Because if someone took me to a shelter and played recordings of human laughter, I do not think that would make me less stressed at all.

[mysteryteacup]

Ok but if someone took you to a hotel and left a sitcom with laugh track on the telly...

[elsyrel]

I create with the sole purpose of feeding my own fantasies

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 5

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Might Guy (Naruto)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family Franchise)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

PROPAGANDA:

[Might Guy]

"thinking about him as a dad makes me genuinely emotional. also i think he would find pregnancy a novel and interesting experience."

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

"t4t Gorticia. That is all."

[tentenismygirlfriend]

NINTH GATE BELIEVERS WE HAD A GOOD RUN LMFAO

but you know what gomez and guy are cut from the same cloth, if anyone deserves to take out guy it’s him

[nonbinarystarlord-deactivated20]

whenever i see a post about someone wondering how an  asexual and a sexual can be in a healthy relationship there’s always someone being applauded for saying well asexuals can have sex too or just because someone’s asexual doesn’t mean they won’t have sex but i have never, not once, EVER seen someone say well hey, some sexuals don’t have sex. you can have a full relationship without sex. just throwing it out there

[applesandbannas747]

Everyone in the notes saying polyamory and open relationships are great fixes for this too are missing the point. Ace people can have sex—and, yes, some enjoy sex. Yes, open relationships can be loving and healthy for ace people too. But ultimately you’re saying asexuality needs to be fixed by access to sex somehow. To quote op ‘you can have a full relationship without sex’. Your suggestion to find sex outside of the relationship with an ace partner completely misses that point.

[answrs]

sorry but you’re not hiding this in the tags:

#it may be surprising to learn this. but allos can choose to be celibate. famously there are entire religious orders where this is a thing #and a catholic nun who stays celibate her whole life can in fact still have a very full and meaningful life with important relationships #it’s not the end of the fucking world #there are people who don’t drive too. there are people who have never seen a mountain. there are people who don’t play video games. #human experience is too wide to be like ohh if you never do This One Thing then you are sufferinggg like chill maybe

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deadass said gluten tag ///end ID]

:(

[lanternseason]

I cannot let this languish in tags, thank you for your service @beemovieerotica

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[amnhnyc]

Meow! It’s Caturday. Meet Geoffrey’s cat (Leopardus geoffroyi). This small wild cat can be spotted throughout parts of South America, including Argentina, Brazil, Chile, and Paraguay. It lives in an assortment of habitats like grasslands, wetlands, and savannas. On average, the feline weighs about 9.5 lbs (4.3 kg). Its diet includes small mammals, birds, and fish.

Photo: Arjan Haverkamp, CC BY-SA 2.0, flickr 

[amnhnyc]

Meet the rusty-spotted cat (Prionailurus rubiginosus). Known as the “hummingbird of cats,” this species is one of the world’s smallest felines, reaching weights of only 3.5 lbs (1.6 kg). Primarily nocturnal, this cat uses its large eyes to hunt under the cover of darkness. It can be spotted in parts of Southeast Asia including India, Sri Lanka, and Nepal.

Photo: Cloudtail the Snow Leopard, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0, flickr 

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[saint-vore]

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

[taifan92]

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

[saint-vore]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[msnihilist]

"proship DNI" my brother in Christ you are a Rick and Morty fan

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[madecunningly]

Does this mean I could have my aliens using their boobs to ecolocate