Fireside Chat #1
So I'm just sitting here relaxing, watching a show on a rare day off. Its so nice to just chill here and let the hours pass, feet propped up in my recliner, but I think it could be better. You there, you reading this, yes, you; you could make it better, by relaxing with me. I would enjoy it if you tried to relax with me for a bit, so I'd prefer you keep reading. Take a bit of time and relax with me.
"Relax"
That word is so magical, isnt it? Just the word itself has a power over most people. I would say about Ten percent. Lets see if you're one of those people, get ready.
Take a deep breath.
Relax.
Just reading the word can make your breathing calm, muscles unclench, body gets heavy. So heavy. Relax. You're here with me, a friend. There we go! Nice job! I feel like I'm relaxing more just by knowing you're relaxed too. Relax is such a magical word, isn't it? Did you know there are other magical words? Words that also have an effect on your, your body and mind.
"Focus"
Theres another magic word for alot of people. Not as many as Relax, whereas Ten percent if people are affected by Relax, I'd say only 9 percent of those are affected by Focus. Relax was so nice to test out, lets see if this is a magical word for you too. Ready?
First, breathe in, lets double check that first one.
Relax.
Alrighty, still good! Now breathe out and
Focus.
There we go, looks like that one worked on you a well! Thats so cool! As we read that word, Focus, you're finding it easier and simpler to focus. You're Relaxing with a friend, and Focused on talking with him. Thats nice, I am so glad I have you to spend time with me!
Relaxed
And
Focused
Such nice magical words, and you are so lucky to have both be magical words. Getting to Relax more and More as we chat by reading it, breathing in and out, muscles loosening and getting comfy. And Focus, every time you read that you find it easier and easier to tune out things other than our conversation. This is so nice, isn't it? I wonder if you're one of the people who can use the other ones too. Lets try them all, I think there are eight more.
First, breathe in
And out.
Relax.
Breathe in.
And out.
Focus.
And breathe in.
And out.
Drift.
Drift. I know thats a strange one, but hear me out. Drifting is where youre mind starts to slip away from less important things. It tends to pair very well with Focus. Focus is on outside surroundings, and Drift is for inner distractions. Your mind lets any thoughts not relevant to whats going on do just that, Drift. Drift helps you out just as much as Focus, so Relax. Aww Sweet! This is so cool that you have so many magical words.
From here on out, you should use the extra powerful focusing skill with these words. You need to stop reading as you come across those Magic word, take 5 seconds to breathe in , hold your breath for 4 seconds, then take 5 seconds to breathe out. As we come to this next word, try that out for me, feel these words affect you more with every repetition.
Ready?
Relax.
Very good! And
Focus.
You're doing so well! And
Drift.
That's great, keep it up!
Heres the new word, only about six percent of people can
Fall
For this one. See what I did there? Very cool, looks like it might work on you, thats so amazing! Fall lets people who it works on Fall into a more comfortable position. For some people this will be seated, although most people susceptible to this word will find every time they read Fall, the idea of kneeling will feel so much better, much more proper.
Relax.
Focus.
Drift.
Fall.
Open.
Word number Five is Open. Open your mind more to this conversation, friend. This is so nice. Letting your mind Drift even more by slipping your inner doors and windows Open more to my words. Let my words make themselves more comfortable in your mind. Keep that image of me relaxing with my feet up while you Fall to your knees, both of us comfortable and Open as your Mind Drifts, Body Focuses, and we both Relax.
Relax.
Focus.
Drift.
Fall.
Open.
Only Four left, lets go! Trust.
Trust is something special. We are friends, right? I mean, you have been letting your Body Focus on this Conversation as your Mind Drifts and You get comfy and Fall and Open your mind to me. Its only Natural you Trust me, right? I thought so, too! Glad we agree, just Trust me. Its better this way, i think.
You've done so well with these magic words so far, i think we are ready for the last Three words. Lets go over all of them at once. Youre mind is probably so primed by these other words it will instinctively react to the other three
Ten.
Relax. Nine.
Focus. Eight.
Drift. Seven.
Fall. Six.
Open. Five.
Trust. Four.
Nod. Three
Drool. Two.
Obey. One.
There we go, all done. Good job, looks like all ten magic words have power over you. Feels so good like this, doesn't it?
Thank you for spending this time with me bud, i know you've enjoyed it so much. I know you want to come back to this state of being easily. I can help you out with this. Your mind is so Open right now, and you Trust and Obey me so well, I can actually add an extra super special magic word into your head. Think of it like a special button only I can press, it will instantly bring you back to this state, probably even deeper, actually. Other people can say this to you and it will not work. Are you ready?
Jump.
There, its that simple, like everything you have learned by reading this is a really tall cliff that you climbed down and found the safe spot to jump from the top down to. When i say Jump, you're body and mind will instantly bring you back down the cliff to this point.
Jump.
See, of course it didn't do much because you're already at the bottom of the cliff, likewise im putting another word in your head to wake you up, same rules, only i will be able to use it as a safety precaution, because you Trust me.
Wakey-Wakey.
Yep, its that simple friend! When I and only I say that you will wake up, and when I say Jump you will return to this relaxing safe space.
Now, before I let you decide if you want to continue about your time, I want you to listen and Obey. Trust me. If this post had an effect on you, let me know by liking it, and let others know by reposting. If you'd rather continue our personal relaxation time, send me a message, I don't bite. We are good friends after all now. Don't even think about it, just introduce yourself with your name, age, and thank me for the relaxing words, and do please let me know how our conversation went for you. Call me Sir. Keep it respectful to your Dear Dear friend that helps you Drift and Fall so well. Got all that? Nod and Drool, bud. Its okay.
Wakey-Wakey
