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"not everything is fun and games" yes it is | leon | they/them

[gayvampyr]

couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

[rslashrats]

[fatfangs]

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DU3tLF_jeJJ/

[rigormarcy]

Before and after smoking my gummy bear cigarette

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

there is magic even in hell

[slimemode]

[calebwittebane]

this doesn't work and can actually be dangerous

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[princie33]

Vsauce videos show neurotypical people what it’s like to have ADHD

[hexagonification]

“The actor who played Air Bud, Buddy the dog, passed away in 1998 at the age of 9.”

[He removes a candle from a small cake and sets it down on the table before him, alongside eight other candles.]

“Now, take a look at this.”

[He orients the first eight candles to form a pair of W’s, spelling out “WWI” altogether.  The usual Vsauce music fades out, replaced with an unsettling low tone.]

“Let’s talk about World War I.”

[fun-size-potato]

why would you leave this in the tags

[escuerzoresucitado]

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

Being extremely temporary confers on you the same reckless boldness as being immortal

[fukurouonthesea]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

just wants a sippy. of tears :>

ink: small batch floral ink collection orange i bought in china, idk the brand since i lost the packaging

[blog-anglophonic]

[yokelfelonking]

[trashcangimmick]

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cute-catts]

Work pressure 😿🐈

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[sludge-wizard]

[t4timekeeper]

[transmortifried]

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