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My stupid ramblings about various things

[yokelfelonking]

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[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[biggaybunny]

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

[oliviawebsite]

this reply is killing me

[tlaquetzqui]

The Asian honeybee deals with hornets entering their hive by dogpiling the intruder and rubbing against each other, producing heat through friction. Hornets have like two degrees Celsius less heat tolerance than bees, so the bees survive and the hornet dies.

[yokelfelonking]

They also do that because the Germans voted for it

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[beardedmrbean]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

It wasn't the desert when the whales were there.

[beardedmrbean]

It was, you can tell because there's a bowl of petunias in the background.

[salt-n-tigers]

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[corvusherpestidae]

Please pray for me, I fell into sin

[mademoiseli]

Saw someone say that Jacob's victory in wrestling with God came not from the wrestling itself, but from clinging to God and asking for His blessing even after God had crippled him.

[im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for]

[depsidase]

[diversityland]

"Research from the Center for A.I. Safety finds current AI models are fundamentally anti-White and anti-Christian. For example, GPT-5 values White lives at 1/20th of non-White lives."

[avtomatkalashnikova]

Because it's demons

[holyloved]

One of the weirdest things about marriage is that my husband knows things about me.. like today he brought me some donuts someone had given him.. "I ate the last chocolate donut sorry... jk I know you don't like the chocolate donuts" he's right.. I don't care for the chocolate ones. But the fact he knows that?? I don't know it just always blows my mind.. like what do you mean you know some little detail about me that normally I'd have to repeat over and over and over again to people and it wouldn't register with them but you.. actually REMEMBER things about me? wild

[enki2]

[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[goethefaustworld]

Cute objectives! Why don't you tell us your plan to achieve them?

[ultramaga]

They never have a plan past "these things should be real, and if they aren't it's because we just haven't killed enough people".

Every Leftist imagines they will be the executioner of the children. None ever realise they will be the ones who are shot.

[inkandguns]

An entire generation of men is now named Aiden, Braden, Cayden, or Jaden. What in the fuck. I mean why even use first names if everyone’s name is going to be the same.

There’s two Hayden’s in the training group I’m in. wtf.

At least in Chicago the Catholics had more options - Michael, Christopher, Joseph, Francis, etc. At least those have different sounds.

Must suck being a teacher with fifteen Aiden’s in your class.

[yokelfelonking]

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[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

The full story is worse:

The rapist was convicted in 2005 and ordered to be deported in 2006. His defense was that it was just a cultural misunderstanding--in Thailand child rape is a normal, healthy thing. The victim and her family agree, and they all wrote letters in support of her child rapist remaining in America.

But now he knows raping kids is not something he is allowed to do in America and for this simple misunderstanding (that the victim is totally ok with now) he was indeed finally deported by ICE this month.

Honestly this is the sort of thing a healthy cultural exchange can prevent. As we finally become more diverse we're going to be experiencing culture for the first time and the transition won't be comfortable...but it is very necessary.

[barryogg]

So, let me preface by saying that Trump is, in fact, bad. He's an impulsive egocentric, largely unfit for the responsibilities of his office, he makes tons of short-sighted unforced errors and so on and so forth.

And yet, every piece of information about Minnesota I've read in the past two years has convinced me that America dodged one hell of a bullet with Waltz.

[brazenautomaton]

I was ready to say this was deceptively framed or made up, but nope, seems accurate?

From what I can tell, he pled out on the charges to avoid jail time since he was 18 at the time. He was ordered to be deported but Laos didn't have a formal repatriation agreement so... they just didn't? Like, Laos said "we don't accept deportees" and America said "oh, okay" and glumly kicked a rock. That's bonkers that they can just decide not to take their citizens back. And somehow Laos was the one who could decide to do that even though he was born in Thailand to Hmong Laotian parents. I don't know if some of these sources are wrong.

Walz's defenders say that he didn't commit any more crimes afterwards, which I don't find trustworthy, and both they and Vang said he shouldn't be deported because it would ruin the life he's built in America that he knew he shouldn't have been able to because he was supposed to be deported in 2006. I Do Not Like the argument of "well we refused to do what we were supposed to do, so now it's bad if you do it." He admitted to everything, he did it repeatedly over 2 years, he said at the time that it was okay that he molested a 10 year old because in Thailand girls can get married at 12, and said she should be charged too. The fact that he married his victim's sister instantly makes this all much worse, totally discredits her "forgiveness," and makes me distrust the idea that he was "rehabilitated" even more. He literally never faced any consequences for his crime and was clearly in a family and/or community that protected him. The decision to just put him on probation instead of facing any jail time is already awful and corrupt and can't represent anything but a community covering for an abuser.

Then Walz pardoned him so he wouldn't be deported even though he should have been deported in 2006. And he lied about it, claiming it had nothing to do with deportation and he'd never pardon someone just to stop them from being deported, until Vang was deported and he said "you can't do that I pardoned him, how is it keeping anyone safe to deport this guy like we were supposed to for the past 20 years, he built a life in this community that protected and enabled his abuse."

We dodged a bullet with Walz even though it was us dodging into a different bullet with Trump. Minnesota's state government really appears to be the straw man the right paints it as.

Also there's a doctor of family medicine in MN named Tou Sue Vang who is probably not having a great time of it.

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