The one with the sense of humour.

[umbrellasurvivor]

INTRODUCTION ;

UMBRELLASURVIVOR is an individual character blog, featuring J.D SALINAS of the RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE , DASH ONLY, solely made for HIVESURVIVOR ‘s nicely represented muse , which means this blog is PRIVATE.

[userprompt]

✷ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ; fluff edition ( . 01 )

❝ here, let me hold you. you look cold. ❞

❝ you sleep like a baby, you know that right ? ❞

❝ i'm fine staying here with you, we can watch your favorite tv shows, cook a meal together, cuddles. we don't have to go anywhere. ❞

❝ you're not burdening me, my love. taking care of you is my responsibility. ❞

❝ don't worry, I'll be here when you're awake. ❞

❝ do you want your good luck kisses ? ❞

❝ you're perfect the way you are. ❞

❝ you're really hypnotizing me by your beauty. ❞

❝ i love your voice, it's soothing. ❞

❝ you're warm, i don't want to let you go. ❞

❝ come here, and give me a goodnight kiss. ❞

❝ you seem tired, i can give you a massage if you want to. ❞

❝ i made you your favorite. ❞

❝ sleep, darling. i'll protect you from the nightmares. ❞

❝ let me carry you. ❞

❝ it's okay, I don't mind buying something. ❞

❝ you don't have to talk about it, just let me make the pain go away. ❞

❝ stay here, i'll run you a bath. ❞

❝ rest, let me do the cleaning. ❞

❝ fine, you can hug me for five minutes; but then you have to let me go. ❞

❝ i'm not staring at you, i'm admiring you. ❞

❝ don't go yet, let me hold you for a moment. ❞

❝ don't hide your face away from me, let me see the blush on your face and that shy smile of yours. ❞

❝ i'm very lucky to have you. ❞

[ohisms]

↪     𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝑴𝑬  .    (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  the  2013  film“now you see me ” .  adjust  phrasing  as  necessary .  )

come in close .  closer .

the more you think you see ,  the easier it’ll be to fool you .

pay close attention .

what have i been telling you all night ?

if you can get this bill from me ,  you can have it .

you’re a stick - up artist .

oh ,  i did it wrong ?

or ,  you could give me my hundred bucks .

stop that guy ,  he’s got my wallet !

are we ready to end this thing ?

a lady’s gotta have handcuffs ,  right girls ?

come on ,  this is bullshit !

whoever thought of this is a sick sadist .

i am your biggest fan .

i can do that trick 52 different ways .

you need to leave .

are you kidding me ?!  oh my god ,  this is so embarrassing .

don’t worry about it ,  i’ll call you .

you are such an asshole .

good for you ,  congratulations .

i will come back and get you ,  do not come in .

i think you know exactly what i’ve been up to ,  [ name ] .

let me be the first one to kick my ego to the curb .

the door’s locked .

thanks for keeping me honest .

i know who you are .

i’m sensing you are  …  a control freak .

i take that as a compliment .

no way  …  [ name ] ?

nothing’s ever locked .

what is this place ?

what do you think this is all about ?

okay ,  thank you .  thank you for the delay .

did you do this ?

the electricity’s out .

who do you think did this ?

we’re gonna do something never before seen on a las vegas stage .

tonight ,  we are going to rob a bank .

why don’t you watch it ,  then you can decide for yourself ?

can you please pick a card ,  any card  …  not that card .

that wasn’t supposed to happen like that ,  was it ?

what do you see in there ?

what ?  i don’t think i heard you correctly .

please tell me this is a joke .

i look forwards to working with you ,  too .

i’m sorry ,  i don’t think i’m gonna need your help on this .

okay ,  i need a time-out .  too many french people in one room .

we can work together or you can continue to follow behind .

i’m not finished !

just answer the question ,  okay ,  smartass ?

i appreciate that trip down memory lane .

you ,  [ name ] ,  have a drawing board to get back to .

you are literally begging to be arrested .

i can maintain my resolve much longer than you can maintain that phony arrogance .

at no time will you be anywhere other than exactly where i want you to be .

always be the smartest guy in the room .

let me mull over that offer of cheap and meaningless sex .

that smile ,  on your face  …  is it real ?

do you feel exploited ,  or did you maybe  -  have a tiny bit of fun ?

i’ve been watching you for a year ,  i know all of your little tricks .

i can be difficult to read when i wanna be .

let me try ,  i can do way better than that .

i don’t know how any of that is going to go against this .

this is not the first time i’ve been threatened .

oops .  you shouldn’t have done that .

isn’t that funny ?  and i thought you didn’t believe in magic .

i came to get you .  i’m worried about you .

who exactly are you ,  anyway ?

you’re dismissive enough about me when you’re sober .

find your way back yourself .

i’m sorry ,  i was an asshole ,  i was drunk .  i’m at a loss .

who are we working for ?

stop being paranoid .

i don’t know if i can do this ,  i don’t wanna go to jail .

stay in the car .

hey !  i wanna have a word with you .

don’t EVER talk to me like that again .

i just got my ass handed to me !

faith isn’t a luxury i have time for right now .

i’d like to express a sentiment to you about our relationship .

when i first met you ,  i thought you were kind of a  …  dick .

oh my god ,  i did NOT see that coming .  that’s impossible !

that was actually  …  pretty good .

i’m so sorry for kicking your ass ,  really .

some things are best left unexplained .

[soulrph]

𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙆 𝙑𝙎. 𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎.

as requested by a most magnificent nonnie with a mind that has me DAZZLED!! these are prompts based on the concept of two people working together who find themselves struggling with growing feelings for one another, and how those people finally confront the situation together while addressing the unfortunate factor of their work in the relationship! please enjoy! don't add to this list!!

" what are you so afraid of here?! getting fired, or having feelings?! "

" how is it fair that we can't hold hands or have a relationship together in the workplace, but helen is allowed to show up with her god-awful egg salad sandwiches every tuesday for lunch?! "

" don't act like you give a damn about the rules and the etiquette! marvin put a sign up on the microwave asking people not to put fish in it, and you made sure to stick a frozen fish pie in it the same day! so the rules aren't the problem here! "

" oh... oh, no, come on, stop this! stop! you think i don't know what you're feeling?! i feel that way ever since i met you! but we can't act on that! the flirty banter is one thing, that's fine, that's us being idiots! but love?! actual love? no. we can't do that, not where we work. you know that. "

" ah well. guess i'll quit, then. don't worry. i'm amazing at interviews, you know. and if all else fails, babe, i'm a really good househusband/housewife/housespouse. "

" i love you. you want me to say it again in front of HR, in front of our boss, then that's fine, too. i love you. i LOVE you! "

" yeah, you know, i'm starting to get the impression that you're ashamed of me. "

" i don't care about this job. i'll quit right now if it means i get to be with you. "

" quit acting like the job is what's stopping you from being with me! "

" i don't care if they fire me. you're more important to me than any of that. "

" i'm sorry. god, i shouldn't be... we shouldn't be doing this. it's beyond inappropriate! the rules are there for a reason, right? "

" all i know is that i love you far more than i care about some stupid job! "

" so that's it? you're walking away from us because our boss told us to? "

" i handed in my notice. that's how serious i am about you. "

" relationships between employees are strictly against the rules, you know that! "

" please don't sit there and tell me we're breaking up because some stupid out-dated handbook told us it wasn't okay! "

" look, we had fun. right? we did! we had fun, but a little fun and a fling isn't worth losing our jobs over. "

" see, i'm not in love with our boss. i'm in love with you. "

" i was gonna quit my job that day, anyway. and then you walked in, and gave me a reason to stay. "

" there's gonna be other jobs. but there won't ever be another you. "

" don't be so naive! if we're together and they find out, they'll fire us! i'm not worth losing your job over! "

" what happens if we break up and we're still working together?! what then?! "

" i'm sick of only being allowed to love you on weekends. it's not right, babe, and you know it isn't. "

" stop pretending our job is the problem! HR has literal paperwork designed for our relationship, so don't stand there and act like it's illegal to be in love with you! "

" don't use the job as an excuse! you're scared! scared to commit! "

" i put in for a transfer. see, either you love me back, and it goes against the guidelines, or you don't love me, and i'm never going to be able to get over that. so now you can just tell me what you feel, and it won't be a problem either way. "

" workplace romances never end well. so, let's just break up now, while we're both happy and everything's good, right? "

" i never liked this job, anyway. you were the only good thing about it. so i'll quit. "

" let's face it. this was never just a work crush for me. you're it. you're the one i love. "

" that's it, then? one stupid rule in a fifty year old handbook, and you're walking away? you won't even fight for us?! "

" if all it takes is one little word from our boss to make you run away from this, then maybe we SHOULD break up. "

[leneemusing]

LOCATION  BASED  SMUT  PROMPTS

TRANSPORATION 

one muse gives the other oral while they drive. 

driver uses one hand to finger the other while on a long road trip.

muses join mile high club in an airplane restroom.

in an airplane one muse has to be quiet while the other muse plays with them in their seats.

muses tease each other in the back of a taxi cab on the way home. 

while driving home after a date,  they get too impatient and pull into a parking lot to have sex. 

while driving in the middle of a forest,  our muses pull onto the side of the road for sex. 

our muses are on a road trip but a thick fog forces them to take a break.  they have sex inside the car while waiting for it to clear. 

while at the drive in theater,  muses participate in foreplay. 

while at the drive in theater,  muses forego watching the movie to have sex. 

revenge sex in someone else’s car. 

sex in someone else’s car due to impatience and carelessness. 

a quickie while parallel parked on a busy road. 

in an empty train car while freighthopping. 

in a crowded bus,  one muse sitting in the others lap purposefully and subtly grinding to get them worked up. 

in a private jet,  on the way to a business trip. 

in a private jet,  on the way to a vacation spot. 

one muse masturbates while the other drives. 

driver instructs the passenger to touch themselves through guided masturbation. 

while one muse drives,  they describe what they want to do to the passenger who isn’t allowed to touch themselves. 

NATURE

sensual sex in a secluded meadow during a picnic. 

one muse holding the other up against a tree. 

in a cabin in the middle of a rainstorm late at night. 

in a cabin in the middle of a heavy snowstorm during the day. 

in the bed of a truck in front of hiking trails. 

in the bed of a truck while stargazing. 

a plateau overlooking the ocean on a cloudy day. 

one muse has been napping in a hammock and the other wakes them by beginning to finger them. 

muses get distracted from sunbathing and start to fool around by a poolside or lake. 

inside a gazebo while it rains. 

a little ways off from a hiking trail,  hidden by thick foliage. 

mutual masturbation while camping in a tent. 

beneath the shade of trees in the middle of an orchard. 

between rows in a vineyard. 

hidden away in the dead end of a hedge maze. 

PUBLIC

in a bar or restaurant,  one muse sneaks under table to eat out the other. 

in a bar or restaurant,  muses discuss in detail what they’re going to do to each other once they get home. 

inside the stall of restroom in a bar. 

inside a single bathroom of a place of service (restaurant,  store,  club etc.)

in a hotel room,  up against the window overlooking a busy city.

a quickie in a diner restroom before getting back on the road. 

up on a rooftop where no one is supposed to be. 

inside one muses’s office. 

inside a third party’s office they shouldn’t have access to. 

inside an empty church on a weekday. 

one muse fondling the other while they’re trying to shop. 

foreplay and teasing in the dressing room of a store. 

oral performed while hidden in a storage room or closet. 

inside an abandoned house. 

hushed sex while staying in the guest room of another’s home. 

in the middle of a park late at night. 

PRIVATE

on the floor,  in front of the fireplace to warm up after coming inside from winter storm. 

one muse on the bathroom counter while the other stands. 

in front of the bathroom mirror so they can watch themselves. 

to break in a new house or apartment,  boxes scattered about and furniture newly placed. 

bent over a table while something bakes in the oven. 

on the kitchen counter with half-eaten plates of breakfast forgotten. 

one muse spread out across the top of a grand piano,  pretty woman style. 

rushed and desperate,  messy on the couch because they were too impatient to even make it to the bedroom. 

one muse riding the other while the tv plays in the background,  movie forgotten entirely. 

on the balcony in early morning,  where neighbors might see,  but no one will likely look. 

[totally-sapphic-posts]

What if we just laid in bed one rainy evening,

[theman]

just like our last kiss

[buzzin-rp-memes]

Cooking and baking starters

Feel Free to edit however you see fit!

Sentence Starters

“Hey, can you taste test this for me?”

“Taste testing time? My favorite part!”

“This is delicious! You always make the best foods.”

“I think it could use a little more _.”

“This recipe is from my_.”

“There’s flour everywhere.. except for inside the bowl.”

“Are you trying to set the house on fire?”

“I think you might have forgotten a few ingredients..”

“Don’t touch that! That’s hot!”

“Ow! That pan is hot!”

“Oh my gosh! You made cookies! My favorite!”

“Oh no, it’s burning!”

“I think we missed a few steps in that recipe..”

“Just channel your inner Gordon Ramsay.”

“Uh… _, did you accidentally add salt instead of sugar?”

“You’re apart of the family now. It’s time I teach the family recipe. You cannot say a word about this to ANYONE, got it?”

“Trust me, you don’t want me near a stove.”

“Do you really have to follow the steps in order while baking?”

“Don’t eat the brownie mix! It has raw eggs!”

“This is sooo good.”

“If you keep taste testing, there’s not going to be anything left by the time we’re supposed to be done.”

“Cooking for a gathering as big as this is much more work than I thought.”

“Ah shit! Get the fire extinguisher!”

“This is delicious!”

“Oh no, this tastes awful!”

“We did it! We made a whole feast!”

“Ugh, now we have to clean the kitchen. It never ends!”

Scenarios

[DANCE] - for both muses to end up slow dancing in the kitchen when a slow song begins to play

[FOOD FIGHT] - for both muses to get distracted from cooking and use the ingredients for a food fight

[SECRET] - for receiver’s muse to share their secret recipe with sender’s muse

[CONTEST] - for both muses to compete in a cooking or baking contest

[ASSIST] - sender’s muse has been assigned as receiver’s assistant chef

[TRAIN] - receiver’s muse is a highly experienced chef and is assigned to train sender’s muse for the job

[ENJOY] - For both muses to sit down and enjoy a meal/snack they made together.

[SURPRISE] - For sender’s muse to surprise receiver’s muse with their favorite food.

[TEACH] - For sender’s muse to offer to give receiver’s muse cooking or baking lessons.

[TASTE TEST] - For sender’s muse to give receiver’s a bit of what they’re making for them to taste test.

[BURN] - For receiver’s muse to notice something burning

[ACTION] + reverse for the roles to be reversed!

[buzzin-rp-memes]

Fluffy sleepy prompts

A long long while ago I made some prompts for muses needing sleep, and now here I am making more sleep prompts but this time with some warm and fluffy vibes!! Feel free to edit how you see fit!

“Come snuggle with me!”

“I bought the biggest blanket I could find so now we don’t have to worry about stealing blankets from each other!”

“Geez you feel so cold. Let me warm you up.”

“Pillow fight!”

“It’s too early to get up. Let’s stay a little longer.”

“And just like that, when I’m all comfortable, my bladder makes its presence known.”

“You need a break from all that work. Come lay down.”

“You know you talk in your sleep?”

“No, stay where you are. I’ll bring you some coffee.”

“Don’t think I don’t notice you yawning. I think it’s time for some rest.”

“Hey, I get it. It takes me a while to fall asleep too.”

“You must have been tired. You fell asleep as soon as your head hit the pillow.”

“Sweet dreams, love.”

“I’m so glad you’re back home. I missed having you next to me at night.”

“Do you think counting sheep together will help us fall asleep?”

“You always have the most peaceful look on your face when you sleep.”

“You fell asleep right on my shoulder. Haha, no, no don’t feel bad. I thought it was rather cute.”

“You looked too comfortable to wake up.”

“I’m so sleepy…”

“Babe… shh.. don’t worry about all of that. You need to rest.”

“Wanna hear about the weird dream I had last night?”

“Did you sleep well?”

Actions

[HAIR] - For sender to stroke receiver’s hair until they fall asleep

[SHOULDER] - For receiver to notice sender falling asleep on their shoulder

[WARM] - For sender to share warm milk with receiver before they go to bed

[CUDDLE] - For both muses to cuddle up next to each other in bed

[CARRY] - For sender to carry receiver to bed

[DESK] - For receiver to find sender asleep at their desk after working nonstop

[CONVERSATION] - for both muses to have a late night conversation as they lay next to each other

[HUM] - For sender to hum a calming tune while cuddled up next to receiver

[PILLOW FORT] - For both muses to get comfy in a pillow fort they built

[ACTION] + reverse for the roles to be reversed!

[madeleineengland]

Baby Koala with mum ❤

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[feral-ballad]

Pedro Salinas, tr. by Ruth Katz Crispin, from Memory in My Hands: The Love Poetry of Pedro Salinas; “The voice I owe to you”

[Text ID: “Only you can bring me / to you. That’s why I wait for you.”]

[soulrph]

‘𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙷𝚄𝙶𝙶𝙸𝙽𝙶’ 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

i like hugs, and honestly i just. i think they deserve more love than they get. so here we go lads. i’m on a one-woman mission to revive the absolute love of hugs. as always!!! do NOT add to this list!! i will curse your crops and possibly your livestock!! seriously tho i might make a new list, so just. don’t do it. add a “+ REVERSE” to reverse the roles of the action!

[ LIFT ]:     sender, being taller than the shorter receiver, lifts them off the ground mid-embrace.

[ SIGH ]:     sender releases a soft sigh of relief the moment they have the receiver in their arms.

[ CHEEK ]:     sender presses a quick kiss to the receiver’s cheek on their way into the hug.

[ TEMPLE ]:     sender presses a soft kiss to the receiver’s temple while hugging them.

[ CROWN ]:     sender presses a kiss to the crown of the receiver’s head while hugging.

[ NECK ]:     sender reaches up and wraps their arms around the receiver’s neck when hugging them.

[ MIDDLE ]:     sender wraps their arms around the receiver’s middle while hugging them.

[ OPEN ]:     sender wordlessly opens their arms out to offer the receiver a long-awaited hug.

[ CRY ]:     while holding on to the receiver, the sender begins to cry into their shoulder/chest/hair (depending on height difference and whatnot.)

[ HAIR ]:      sender buries one hand into the receiver’s hair while hugging them.

[ CUP ]:      sender gently cups one hand against the back of the receiver’s head while hugging them.

[ ASSURE ]:     sender quietly reassures the receiver that everything’s okay while they’re hugging one another.

[ HESITATE ]:     startled by a sudden hug from the receiver, the sender pauses for a moment, before hesitantly returning the embrace.

[ CLING ]:     sender wraps their arms tightly around the receiver, clinging on to them throughout the embrace.

[ STROKE ]:     sender slowly and repeatedly runs a hand through the receiver’s hair in a soothing motion while they hug.

[ SPIN ]:     while hugging the receiver, the sender lifts them off the ground and begins to spin them both in a giddy, joyful circle.

[ FALL ]:     receiving a sudden and forceful embrace from the receiver, the sender stumbles and falls to the ground while still hugging them.

[ THROW ]:     sender suddenly flings their arms around the receiver in an impulsive embrace.

[ SPRINT ]:     seeing the receiver across the room, the sender sprints across the distance between them to give them a hug.

[ PULL ]:     sender physically pulls the receiver (by the hand or waist or arms, etc.) into a hug

[ SHOULDER ]:     sender buries their face into the receiver’s shoulder/the crook of their neck while hugging them.

[ WAIST ]:     sender jumps up at the last minute while running to hug the receiver, wrapping their legs around their waist and their arms around their neck as they hug them.

[ SIDE ]:     sender wraps an arm around the receivers shoulders and pulls them in for a side-hug.

[ GIFT ]:     while hugging the receiver, the sender slips something into their pocket out of the public eye. (FEEL FREE TO SPECIFY WHAT THIS GIFT IS!)

[ GUIDE ]:     as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.

[ CHIN ]:     sender, while hugging the receiver, rests their chin on top of their head.

[ SWAY ]:     while embracing the receiver, the sender begins to sway in a slow, soothing manner.

[ COAT ]:     as they go for a hug, the sender opens out their jacket so the receiver can “share” it, warming them up as best they can while they hug.

[ HUM ]:     as they embrace, the sender begins to gently hum under their breath to soothe and relax the receiver.

[ CIRCLE ]:     while they’re hugging, the sender begins to rub their hand in slow circles on the receiver’s back.

[umbrellasurvivor]

thank you tumblr for breaking my koala activity on here 🥲

[ohisms]

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐈𝐕 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

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[feral-ballad]

Yves Olade, from Bloodsport; “When rome falls”