How About No

I'm not what you would call the straightest tool in the closet

[annasinthewalls]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

[codasoliz]

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

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mood

[equalistmako]

tfw kids are smarter than a good portion of the adults in your country 

[raptorific]

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

[raptorific]

I told you so.

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

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[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

[humilitymonth]

WONDER WOMAN IS TRANS

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS

[marquiis]

HALF THE AMAZONIANS ARE TRANS WONDER WOMAN IS A CANON TRANS LADY

[darylfranz]

【画像】 カニvsワニ！　カニの勝利！ - ゴールデンタイムズ

[thelilnan]

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

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[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

marauders4evr:

ialreadyreadthatfanfic:

starshein:

You guys I can’t decide which is my favorite. These are genius

“flounce”

“I’m the best pud pud”

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[deadpuddles]

[sunfortune]

“don’t be a bitter bitch be a better bitch” haha that’s where you’re mistaken fool I can multitask and will excel at both

[witchymashedpotatoes]

Guys. I just realized that Lilo is putting a curse on her friends. But like, an actual curse. Vinegar is commonly used in curses, and pickles have vinegar. And then she has little figures of her “friends”, drawn with expressions. Then putting them in the pickle jar, and shaking it. Another sign of a curse. I don’t know why I just noticed this now, but lilo is a witch.

I bet she’s a sea witch.

[caffeine-and-crystals]

She leaves offerings of peanut butter sandwiches for a fish who controls the weather. Of course she’s a witch.

[alethiometrix]

Lilo is #witchgoals

[pardonmewhileipanic]

this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

[happicuppa]

oh my god.

[scooby-doo-where-are-you]

[jackedspicer]

it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun Scoobe-Doo™ trivia for the whole family: shaggy is a fucking nihilist

[frost-strix17]

Scooby Doo is middle aged.

[engel-dust]

HONESTLY WHY NOT I will -maybe- attempt doing like a few Inktober drawings? Basically I should use pens more, I love them. Whether or not I do it each day?? Who cares.

Anyway my snake turned 1 year old last month and I felt like drawing this. His name is Tiramisu hence the cake square.

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’