Joy, gladness, serenity, madness, ecstasy.

[bspolitics-deactivated20140630]

[divatownsmayor]

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

[hotboyproblems]

me: *is faced with a distressing situation*

brain: *shuts down*

me: no maybe we should actually deal with this

brain: ✔️read 7:26pm

[worstsimpsonspageever]

[ghostlytreats]

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[neill-deactivated20120517]

[freddy-krueger-archive]

christ marsha was such a raging bitch

[nomnomnomnomzieaturcatz-blog]

how was this show successful 

[lindsaychrist]

this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995

[debussylovesdepussy-deactivated]

I’m Carol Brady pouring the entire sugar container into her coffee

[inlesbianswithprincezuko]

“I’ve never heard of a George Glass as our Sküle”

[fuckingjan]

“i’m watching my figure for my new booooyyyfriend” shut tf up jan

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[dancersofeveryday]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me and the girls

[brisbone]

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

[entropvy]

hmm what to post on tumblor dot com ? 🤔

[entropvy]

THIS 👆👆LIL DUDE RIDIN A DAMN BIRD❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ 😂😂😂 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 😭😭LOL!!!

[lamusebrune]

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

[dipped-in-nutellaa-deactivated2]

pockets need money

[derenee]

I’ve never seen a better post

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

i met this guy in the smoking area of a house party in hackney wick and he literally said the words “im not like other guys you know” and now he’s booty calling me with french new wave cinema

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[notallmensheviks]

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

[itchycoil]

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers

[thebootydiaries]

me: *doesnt reply until the next solar eclipse*

me when someone doesnt reply after 8 minutes: you have to be kidding me. after all ive done for this friendship. youre just going to throw away all weve been through this easily, youve soiled our friendship and i hope it was all worth it in the end.

[thebootydiaries]

dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what's happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

[shit-liberals-post]

[ilovekitty3000]

[utteradoxography]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hey--friends]

That’s really cool that both of your parents are dogs

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[peppermintschnapps]

I just want to point out, because a lot of people aren’t aware, that this production company and all it’s dancers are a genuine bonafide Chinese cult. Just google ‘Falun Dafa’ and have a cursory read, and you’ll immediately understand. The guy that founded their “faith” in the 90s was a horrid racist and homophobic prick, and if you see these dance shows they are subtly laden with insidious propaganda.

It’s a deception under the promise of “traditional chinese dance and folklore” – but it’s not just that. The shows often feature segments that include the Chinese Communist Party – clad in ridiculous black leather jackets – menacing onto the stage and kidnapping the ‘innocent and faithful’ Falun Dafa for organ harvesting. The show I attended had a male opera singer come onto the stage and sing about evolution being an evil idea and it was created to lead us all astray.

tl;dr these guys are literally cultists, stay very far away

[volatle]

@arazten

[dexer-von-dexer]

Holy shit they’re not just a cult, they’re a flat-out Heaven’s Gate style UFO apocalypse cult with a messianic leader/figurehead and everything. Apparently they believe that aliens are coming to destroy the material world, and that they need to save everyone’s souls by taking political action and converting them all away from the communist party. I… wow. I don’t know what to say

[jimhensonreject]