NSFW Alphabet with Sigismund Dijkstra!
Gif is not mine but I’m sorry I can’t recall where it’s from.
Done to the best of my ability. Please don’t be shy to correct me or do your own!
Warning to Emerald: for the love of god, don’t read this if you still want to have respect for me. Bold of me to assume that you ever had respect for me.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
As will be commonly said in this post: it depends. A smart person won’t treat every scenario the same way, but will adapt based on circumstances. And Sigi is one of the most intelligent and adaptive men on earth. If this is just a one-night fling, he’s abrupt and quick to leave the situation, with some sincere lie about some busy work he has to do (in the ungodly early hours). He doesn’t mean to be hurtful, but he’s gotta look out for his own physical and emotional safety. Remember that someone he loved sent assassins after him, and this betrayal affects a lot of his ability to trust people. But if you are someone he trusts... if he considers you at least a friend and hopes to make sex a regular thing with you, then he will make a good effort to be attentive to your needs. He’ll want you to lay close to him, on his arm even if it cuts off circulation to his hand. His fingers will draw gentle lines across your skin as he admires you and reflects on what just happened, sometimes letting out a low chuckle if he finds a ticklish spot on you. If you want to talk to him, after sex, he’ll listen, even if he becomes a bit groggy or drowsy. He’s a good listener, for sure. He loves cuddling, but it takes a long time and a lot of trust before he’s truly comfortable with it and initiates it himself.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Sadly, he’s developed a survival instinct of making fun of every part of his body. His mindset is that if he beats everyone to the punch of pointing out he’s ugly, it won’t hurt as bad. For the most part, he doesn’t think about his body, anymore, numb to the insults, and it’s hard for him to trust your sincerity when you compliment his appearance in any way. By contrast, he can very quickly tell you that his least favourite part of his body is his ankle, which causes him regular, chronic pain.
He loves any part of your body that he can grip tightly. Thighs and ass are an easily discernible preference for him. He also loves your hair. However you decide to style it, even if you shave it off, he is invested in style and how you use it to represent yourself. His favourite hairstyles are cute ones, surprisingly, though he’s loathe to admit it. In general, he’s invested in fashion and style, so he loves your hair most when you’re confident and happy with it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He wants you to want his cum, that’s an obvious turn-on. In the heat of the moment, at the peak of his desire, he wants you to ask... no... beg for it. But, once his head comes down from that high, he’ll grow suspicious about whether or not you were trying to get pregnant (if you can get pregnant). In a calm, practical state of mind, he doesn’t want any surprise pregnancies. Obviously, this is not a concern for male partners. But if you can get pregnant, a good workaround is to swallow his cum, instead. Not only does he love your warm, wet mouth, but it feeds his ego big time when you drink lick him up and swallow with enthusiasm.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He still has lingering feelings of hurt over Philippa and this has resulted in a kink of hatefucking. He repressed this, though, identifying it as unhealthy. And, if you’re his partner, he always wants you to be enthusiastic about sex, not reluctant, or else it’s a complete turnoff. Secretly, though, he’d love to be so good at sex that he can bring you to orgasm even when you weren’t really in the mood.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s actually very experienced, both in knowing what pleases himself and in how to please his partner. He’s maintained steady (though not always healthy) sexual relationships with high-profile people in his past both for pleasure and political purposes. He loves knowing what he’s doing, so he does research (limited, since his world is superficially prudish and there’s no internet), experiments with how and where he touches your body, and closely observed your reactions, making mental notes in that genius head of his. He’s perfectly comfortable with asking you what you like, he appreciates when you’re clear about what feels good, but he also enjoys figuring it out on his own, like following a lead.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves to turn you around and tell you to bend over. The view of your ass sticking up in the air is his absolute favourite, especially if he can touch you in a way that makes you tremble in anticipation. It’s all about you presenting yourself to him, making yourself his, even if only for a night.
Another notable preference is that he likes it when you are on top when starting with penetration. He’s big, so he likes it when you have control over how fast and deep he goes in. Once you’re ready, he’s happy to flip you around and fuck you at his pace.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
It depends. He’s not going to appreciate being laughed at by a one-night-stand, even if you mean no harm. But if you’re a couple and he’s comfortable with you, he’s got a great sense of humour. Sex can be awkward and funny, sometimes. So, while he may not be deliberately silly, a comfortable Sigismund will share lots of warm laughs with you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s very clean (he’s in the water six times a day, anyway, and enjoys the luxury of soap and oils), but he’s not clean shaven. He’s got some curly, longish pubes but it’s nothing crazy or out of control. Just average. It’s not common for men in Redania to think about shaving any body part except maybe their heads, so he doesn’t think about it. He’ll trim without complaint if you ask him to, but he won’t be happy going to the effort of shaving unless you’re worth it to him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It depends. He’s not very comfortable with intimacy unless it’s just pretend (like if you explain that you want him to do or say something loving for sex reasons). But the longer you are loyal to him and the more affection you show him, the more he will grow to want and need it from you. Once he trusts you, he’s eager to show you all the loving affection in the world, and that will impact how intimate he is during sex greatly. He will flatter you with compliments, take his time feeling you, savouring your body and the time he can spend with you, he will take care of all your sensual and sexual desires, and he will make damn sure that you are satisfied, cheerful, and comfortable after sex.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He did this often when he was younger, but his drive has mellowed out a bit in his older years, so he almost never masturbates anymore. Especially now that he has you.
On the other hand, he loves telling you to masturbate so that he can watch. Watching you please yourself for him gives him all the time and motivation he needs to build up his own arousal so that as soon as you’re done, or even better, just before you are about to cum, he can push himself inside of you and experience your orgasm while he’s thrusting inside of you. He loves driving you wild by keeping you stimulated even after you’ve already had one orgasm and it’s his goal to make you cum again (and again...)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
It depends. If he doesn’t think this is going anywhere, then his kink is getting this damn arousal taken care of so he can get the fuck back to work.
Otherwise, he likes being bossy and in control. Philippa didn’t let him lead very often, so it’s basically in retaliation to that. He wants to order you around and for you to thank him for it. He borders on having a praise kink but he hates feeling like he’s being lied to, so he only wants sincere praise when you really mean it, not just because you think it will turn him on.
He does not have a size kink, at all. He doesn’t want to be reminded of his size. If you have a size kink, it will take him a while to accept that the size difference between you two and doing things that emphasize the difference can be a turn-on.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
For the most part, an expensive room in a brothel where he’ll have lots of privacy and be surrounded by luxury is his favourite. Never his place or work, “It would be fucking unprofessional,” and never publicly. He’d hate to think others are admiring your body or making fun of his.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly, he’s sick of love games and being manipulated by his partners, so if you’re in the mood and want him to be, too, he prefers it if you outright tell him. After all, he’ll need time to arrange a room and take time off work. For him, it doesn’t take the romance out of it, at all. It’s practical to schedule an appropriate time and place for sex. Then it gives him something to look forward to, and he can plan out all the things he’d like to do to you. It’s an extra treat for him if you show up early so that he finds you naked, ready and wanton for him.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No roleplay of non-con. Nothing that can cause serious harm to either of you. And no sharing. Cheating, jealousy, and love affairs were prevalent in his past and he’s over it. Oh, and he wants you to act your age, like an adult. Going outside of his comfort zone would take a lot of trust and serious discussion as to why you want that and whether or not it can be harmful in any way.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Of course he loves receiving, but not if you’re going to make it seem like a chore, which a lot of partners have because of his size (but also because he’s slept with people who were only into him for what power he can grant them). He doesn’t mind if you have to use your hands to grip and massage his whole length if you can’t take him all in. Expect a lot of praise and groans of pleasure as a reward for your efforts. And he’s always happy to go down on you or eat you out. He loves pleasing you, making you squirm to the point that he has to hold you steady with one hand. The other hand will be teasingly rubbing and inserting a finger into your entrance because once he makes you cum, he wants you ready to receive him so he can feel the aftershocks of your orgasm around his cock.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s adaptable. He can pick up the pace depending on the mood. A happy, healthy, Dijkstra in love will always prefer taking it slow, touching and loving every part of your body with his hands and his lips. You’re a luxury to be savoured, not to be taken for granted. But if you ask him to be rougher, to hold you tighter, to pin you down and fuck you, he’ll comply. The more worked up you get, the more energetic his thrusts will become. He still prefers to relish the moment than to rush it, but every now and then he loves to lose control and fuck you hard and fast, so long as you’re into it, too.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He prefers not to be surprised or pressed for time, but occasionally he finds it very cute if you tell him that you desperately need him before he goes. And if you’re both feeling the passion in a moment, he’ll want to take advantage of that feeling even if there’s only time for a quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yes to experiments but no to risks. And never on a whim. He’s one of the more open-minded people in the world and wants to please you and he pleased. So, if you have an unconventional idea on how that can be done, he’s happy to discuss it. He’s not an impulsive person and he’s definitely not one to take uncalculated risks.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
When taking it slow, he can last for a lot longer and enjoys staying up all night having fun with you and leaving you exhausted by the end. He controls himself very well, most of the time. After his first orgasm, he can go again if given the time and energy, but for all the effort that can take, he’d rather not orgasm until closer to the end of your time together. If he doesn’t feel like he’s fucked you to his satisfaction but he doesn’t think he can get it up again, he won’t hesitate to use his fingers or toys keep the session going. The main thing that puts a halt on things will actually be the pain in his ankle. This is another reason why he likes expensive rooms: they tend to have a bathtub. He can soak his foot for twenty minutes and then come back to you. Or, while he’s taking care of his leg, he can have you on his other leg and continue taking care of you at the same time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own any toys. But he’ll use any that you own on you. It’s not his first instinct to buy you one as a romantic or sexual gift, since he has his lips, tongue, and fingers. But if you express interest in it, he’ll get invested real fast. We’re talking his usual process of shopping around, seeking out recommendations and testimonies, and he’s got all the connections and resources he needs to do so with discretion.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
How much he likes to tease you depends a lot on how much you like to tease him. Because he wants to tease you more than you do to him, just to fill his desire to be in control. Expect lots of edging and even orgasm denial as revenge if you try to tease him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s got a voice that naturally carries but he can be disappointingly quiet during sex, aside from the grunts and panting he can’t help but to express. It’s likely that Philippa told him to be quieter a lot of the time, so he’s learned to suppress his vocal reactions during sex. He doesn’t really realize he’s doing that and he’s not ashamed of his voice, it’s just a habit he picked up from being with Philippa. So, if you point into it to him and tell him you’d love to hear more from him, he’ll make the change alarmingly fast, letting out full, appreciate groans, which can turn into growling in your ear as the pace picks up.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Sometimes he thinks about watching someone else please you. It’s not something he’d be comfortable with actually doing, since he’d feel jealous, but for some weird reason it can sometimes turn him on to think about being able to watch your entire body’s reaction to being pleasured, which he can’t do when he’s the one doing the work. Having a mirror in the room so he can watch himself fuck you from different angles sometimes does the trick.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His penis is huge and uncircumcised. Apparently Gudrun calls him “Ouroboros.” Just by looking at his naked form, it can be easy to forget how big it is because it looks averagely proportioned to his body... but his body is huge, so his cock is, too.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Depends on your sex drive, a bit, but he’s not ever going to be as horny as he was in his twenties. Seeing you desire him can usually make him desire you just as much, but he doesn’t like being reckless about it. And if he really can’t match your libido, he’ll use his hands.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn’t have an easy time sleeping. As much as he’d like to have regular sleep pattern, he’s used to working constantly, under great pressure, sometimes with his life or the life of his nation on the line. He can’t afford to be caught off-guard. And that one time he had assassins after him has made sleep even harder for him when there’s someone else in the room. Only once he’s settled into a safe, healthy relationship and life will he start to relax more. In a safe, domestic setting, he falls asleep easily with you in his arms.
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