Yeah, A Big Mac And Fries Please.

Boys and Humor, have a nice stay

[humorstar]

me: are there any spirits here?

ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

[porterr-robinson]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

my son preparing me dinner

[strongbadgmail]

what’s he making?

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

my favorite food, dense plastic bricks

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

wait isnt this the old town road guy LOL

[princesscedar]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[passcety-deactivated20170720]

[radiumdesu]

Low fat yo

[s0ckiess]

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

[gamecubist]

fat free yort

[tealfruit]

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

[10kbeez]

weigh waters ened

[0iqgremlin]

[squiddlybop]

[unusualrussia]

Romantic side of Russia

[bprinny]

Is Russia even a real country

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[thebootydiaries]

person: *takes 3 hours to reply*

me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life

me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hottiegotanewblog-deactivated20]

[twinklestarsprites]

i feel like this would be a really good / agreeable pic if not for the bottom left

[twinklestarsprites]

[fy-jungkook]

THE KNOCK | Do not edit.

[anxietyproblem]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.