rp memes

[unbecomemes]

you seem pretty sad for a girl in love

by olivia rodrigo. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

i stalked you on the internet

it's feminine intuition

kiss me and i might drop dead

you're so, so pretty, boy

i'd love it if you walked me home

have you ever been to japan?

i've been dropping hints all night

i'd love if you held my hand

i think i might just have to stay forever

i want you more than any stupid song could ever say

i feel totally insane

i'm too shy to say what i see when i dream of you

nobody's wanted somebody more

tell your friends that you're mine and i'm yours

i want you, baby, so bad

time can heal even the worst of wounds

let's just walk in the dark

i love the way you look at me

i love you, baby, i promise

would you sit and keep me company?

my day was so mundane

i'm still bored out of my skull

i feel dirty

i've got maggots for brains

i know he'd come over and take real good care of me

i think that you're killer

take me out to dinner

you can take me anywhere

take it slow this time

let's get married when we're twenty-five

i like you better

tell me again about when we met and what you thought of me

i'll never want somebody else

you know he's with me

don't go where you don't belong

i wonder what you think is gonna go down

maybe you're just trying to get me riled up now

where'd you get that confidence from?

last time that i checked, i won

you're being fucking weird

you made me resort to this

we fight like a real couple

are we too attached?

they keep moving the line

why can't it ever be enough?

what a shame you're not here

i'll take what you're giving

i can't describe this feeling i've got in my head

im not feeling like myself

every movie that i see makes me cry

i keep looking for distractions

what if this isn't what i want?

i don't wanna talk

let's just go to bed or something

i wish you loved me less

i met him at a party

i think he was on drugs

he wasn't smart or funny, but i convinced myself he was

i'm not kissing any boy that is passive

past mistakes are just new information

these days, i've got expectations

i don't think my future husband's at this bar

i've got big expectations

i regret you

i resent you for not being brave

we played the perfect couple

some nights can be so fucking lonely

why’d i try at all?

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the answer sentence starters

by leanna firestone. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

i put the manic-panic down.

i paid off all my cards.

only one of us is lonely.

you know you blew it.

i'm the best you ever had.

i never thought that you'd look so tragic.

the big man falls the fastest.

i wish i could wish you well.

i'd lie to you, but never myself.

i feel bad that i don't feel bad.

they never liked you anyway.

it helps to imagine that you're doing worse than me.

something's definitely going on.

if i did what you did, i couldn't live with myself.

go to hell or get help.

if i said what you said, i couldn't live with myself.

i just won't go as low as you will.

you hate yourself for the both of us.

if i was younger, i'd think it was G-d.

no one has outsmarted my self-hatred.

i always think your silence is my fault.

it doesn't matter if you hate me if i feel like you do.

there's no use in lying.

it'll prove i'm right, because i'm right.

it's one thing to worry, it's another to know.

my body is a temple in decay.

i thought i'd be smarter by [age].

i'm a martyr to my own misery.

i'm always kinda thinking about how i'm gonna die.

nobody ever really gets enough time.

i've been trying hard to change myself.

i'm cutting off the dead weight.

the one thing that has always been wrong is me.

he's polite and not a sore sight.

believe me, the bar was not high.

wow, it's so late.

we need some representation.

here comes my uglier replacement.

you're so confusing.

you've known him, like, two seconds.

i hate to pull that card.

i know i sound bitter.

i'm sure that he's perfectly nice.

if you're happy, then i'm happy to shut the fuck up.

it's not that serious.

it is that deep.

they don't think I'm there yet.

i kinda thought you might be dead.

i'm still stuck until my lease is up.

i feel the urge to say i'm sorry.

i'm still alone and awkward.

do you talk about me at the indie get-togethers?

you're looking just as beautiful as ever.

that used to be our spot.

i heard you're out there kissing babies and waving to the masses.

i haven't touched anyone but myself since that.

when i get high, i get too anxious.

i want you to want me.

it's too good, i can't catch my breath.

you're the longest it's ever lasted.

i'll go out to see the stars if you'll promise that you'll drive.

i'd spend forever as your princess on your passenger side.

i realized for the first time that this might be love

nothing else has ever felt as good as this does.

lucky me for having you at all.

if you ever want a good time, just call.

my whole body aches.

are you on your way?

you don't know how bad this fever could get.

come check my head.

you're the best i've ever had.

are you the best i'll ever get?

i know it could be worse.

i know that i know better.

i know that i deserve better.

if you were really the one, i don't think it'd be a question.

if you have to ask, then you already know the answer.

i never have the right words.

i can never find the right time.

i know we're on borrowed time.

should we be together?

i don't want to see you hurt.

i don't want to say it first.

i'm not in love, and i'm not sure i ever was.

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the great divide sentence starters

by noah kahan. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

they don't say a lot.

i bet you they'd only talk shit.

we never do anything real, we just talk about it.

everything you see out here will die.

i'm going off my medicine.

it's a place where most kids just grow up and have kids.

G-d forbid i hurt someone.

i'd hurt anyone i could.

i'm a sure bet at a losing streak.

have you ever stared directly at the sun?

oh, are you leaving?

i hope you're moving on.

i was working on a plan to disappear completely.

i never take a day off.

i'm always selling something.

you're here, and we're so grateful you are.

you're gonna fix it.

we're fragile, but you've always been so tough.

you know that I miss you.

you always come running back whenever i ask.

i think he's really lost it.

he's been sitting on the porch ranting like a prophet.

make him talk.

all i want is a dialogue.

i've gotta stay for mom.

you know how to talk.

can you come home?

you've got to fix this.

i think that we had everything, and until now just didn't know it.

i'm leaning towards a subject change.

you state a feeling like a fact.

i'm glad you lеft, but you'll be back.

call me when it goes to shit.

i don't mind being your dead end.

i think it's fine to never move on

i'll keep rooting for your downfall.

i'm hoping that the view ain't nice.

i hope you open up to someone kind, and they hold it all against you.

if you were here, you'd make a joke of it.

i hope you settlе down.

i hope you marry rich.

the world is scared of hesitating things.

i think about you all the time.

some small fame ain't made me someone else.

you ain't a hero now.

help me if it helps you sleep.

we were fine without you.

spare us all the pity.

save it for the microphone.

we can fight like we used to fight.

look at you leaving again. it's all you know how to do.

the world belongs to you.

i'll see you again in six months when you need your next song.

i wish you could know me.

i wish i could know you.

i'm sorry for everything else.

you always went looking for an easy way out.

turns out that you're still an asshole.

i'm half as drunk as i thought i'd be by now.

even when you're not here, it becomes about you.

i'd beat your ass 'til the morning.

if i never see you again, you could be anything i want.

stay gone.

i hope that it's warm wherever you sleep.

no one gets to talk shit but the ones you've shit on.

it's all over the internet.

you picked the wrong time to make this call.

you stopped taking your medicine.

whatеver made you famous made you sick.

there ain't no shame in calling this thing quits.

i'll leave the porch light on.

you act like we just sit up here and wait for you to reappear.

you're far too patient.

i wanna see you lose it.

i know the company line.

it's gone to shit without you.

it was shit before, but at least i had you.

if i see one more cybertruck, i swear to G-d, i'm gonna floor it.

i used to hate the silence.

i ain't afraid to hold the gun.

i hope my children get spoiled when they get old.

i want to be you, but i don't want to be that.

where i'm from and what i'm worth have gotten too intertwined.

fuck it, i might even disappear.

i hope you've had a decent time.

i swear you're gonna get it, kid.

you can try to disappear.

i'm always on my own.

let's talk about him

you've been the best five minutes of a shitty year.

i'm so glad we're here

where do we go when we die?

it's unfair that you have what you have and i've got what i've got.

i hated the way i made it all about me.

every day from back then is like a bad dream.

don't the sky look pretty up here?

[unbecomemes]

playlist sentence starters

sentence starters adapted from one of my character playlists. change pronouns/wording/etc. as needed or desired.

they haven't seen the best of us yet.

if it don't hurt now, just wait a while.

they say it's genetic.

sometimes, you're born with it.

i can't even tell what i'm running from.

he looked in the wrong place for redemption.

people like to tell you what you're going to be.

baby, nothing comes for free.

i'm only after success.

you're vulnerable.

you are so magnetic.

you were asking for it.

you will always be the saddest part of me.

the things we do today will be tomorrow's news.

i think i want more.

everyone is waiting on you.

taking steps is easy; standing still is hard.

there's no one here to save.

you got the talking down, just not the listening.

it's my turn to decide.

i've got to kick this habit now or else i never will.

my heart is dying to leave.

i know there's more to me.

what was it about that night?

for once, i didn't disengage.

why live your life to someone else's plan?

i'm just trying to prove to you that i’m a good person.

i know you moved on.

think of me fondly when your hands are on her.

i should grow up.

maybe if you tried more, you would deserve it.

i bet he works for the government.

all we did is kiss, i swear.

i think they know better than me.

my mother says i will surely go to hell.

please say you won't tell.

he is very able to hold me down.

it's too dangerous out there.

i had to save you.

i'm never changing who i am.

can we try to have an optimistic outlook?

we're not giving up before we've tried.

it's never your fault, is it?

if you're obsessed with yesterday, you're destined to repeat it.

he seemed so nice.

he made me feel excited.

even flowers have their dangers.

nice is different than good.

it's funny how some distance makes everything seem small.

i can finally breathe.

i know i left a lot behind.

keep your money.

i'll come through for you every time.

you're making me feel guilty.

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kevin can eff himself sentence starters (pt four)

living in new england is just like that. warnings for emotional abuse. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

"you didn't finish something. how is that news?"

"i have figured out a way to take back my narrative."

"you didn't tell me you were coming over."

"do you want to move in with me?"

"i just like having you around. that's all."

"you might be the best thing in my life, and i want to spend all my time with you."

"i think it could be really good for both of us."

"maybe that stuff was worth it when i thought we might actually be together."

"i don't think it'll be any less sketchy with the lights are on."

"that was a very interesting sex story that you just told me."

"that makes it even sexier."

"stop trying to act so brave."

"i swore i'd never talk to a cop without a lawyer present."

"funniness is my greatest strength. that and my muscles. and everything else, including my brain."

"you're too hot to have a sense of humor."

"it'd just make me feel better if you'd admit this might not be the best idea."

"i'm so glad that you're back from your little crying thing."

"it's weird wanting something so bad and finally getting it."

"do i look like a man who lives by a clock?"

"you can use me to rebel all you want."

"i just feel like i don't know how to have any fun."

"you must laugh all the time with a guy like that."

"you deserve to be satisfied."

"i shouldn't read into this, right?"

"i've been really shitty to him lately."

"having sex with me is weird and stupid?"

"i don't want to have to worry about him."

"i can't be stupid about this."

"she's wrapped up in something bad."

"there's a reason drinking rhymes with thinking."

"i'm trying really hard not to care."

"how about i take you home?"

"that's a problem for you."

"i've never been a problem for you."

"she did this because she thought it would fix everything, not because she wanted to."

"she wants to be found."

"you've been a jerk to me for forever, i think."

"i don't think you're the enemy."

"what is so wrong with staying where you grew up?"

"i want to sit out there and smoke and not worry about what anybody else needs."

"i really thought it was the right thing to do."

"who says i want to leave?"

"if you're offended by what i said, i was just joking."

"i'm gonna talk, and you're gonna listen."

"you'll be back, begging for help or money or attention before you know it."

"babe, you're not capable."

"i will fucking destroy you."

"how about you stop being a fucking idiot and you call me back, okay?"

"let's die alone together."

[unbecomemes]

kevin can eff himself sentence starters (pt three)

living in new england is just like that. warnings for emotional abuse, murder, kidnappings. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

"she's trying to play the victim here?"

"we have to make it look like none of this ever happened."

"this isn't normal. none of this is normal."

"we'll fix it together, okay?"

"you're too good for him."

"i think it's technically kidnapping, not hostage taking."

"i was made for politicking."

"it seemed justifiable. but it wasn't, and it's not."

"he's tied up and bleeding. we did that."

"the only thing serious about me is my heart condition."

"he's a distraction, alright?"

"i've never hurt him before."

"he's not a complete idiot. he just wants you to think he is."

"i always knew you'd take after mom."

"you're a useless piece of shit just like dad."

"isn't that what you wore last night?"

"it's not my fault. i get overwhelmed."

"he laughs when you bleed."

"it's terrible being sick and alone."

"i know you don't like her, but you really don't know her."

"i don't know why I'm bothering to try and make you care."

"you always do what she says."

"this self-destructive bullshit is just playing the victim again."

"people who show up at front doors without calling are very intense."

"you have the general vibe of a sad dog in a cone."

"if you want to stay here, you can stay here."

"do you want me to stay?"

"no one wants to read about me."

"i don't want to be me anymore."

"we really can't make out at a funeral."

"ever since i started talking to you, i don't think i've had one day that's felt normal."

"i don't want to think about it, i don't want to talk about it. i just want to pretend like it never happened at all."

"you don't have to pretend to like something just to make someone happy."

"i'm not very good at fun."

"if you want to have fun, you have to be ready to haul ass at any moment."

"if i were to get you a nice surprise, what would it be?"

"what do you want to do for your birthday?"

"it makes me very good at sex."

"i kind of miss having a little noise in my life."

"i need a death certificate."

"how long have you and that guy been having an affair?"

"a lot of people would say i should get a divorce."

"he messed up, and i fixed it."

"are you actually helping?"

"these are your people."

"should i go somewhere else to smoke?"

"no one's ever thrown me a party before."

[unbecomemes]

kevin can eff himself sentence starters (pt two)

living in new england is just like that. warnings for emotional abuse. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

"you talk a big game, but when it really comes down to it, you're, like, wallpaper."

"are you mad at me now?"

"i think i'm just having a time."

"some criminal mastermind you'd be."

"i don't want to stand still for the rest of my life."

"if we're never going to get married, then...we're done."

"you know he's going to change his mind in like two minutes."

"i don't want him to change his mind."

"why don't we do something stupid tonight?"

"sometimes, stupid can be fun."

"you should come to a work thing with me."

"why can't we all agree that change sucks and everything should stay the same?"

"watching you work is making me thirsty."

"everything's complicated if you overthink it."

"maybe instead of going straight to guilt, you could enjoy being stupid for once."

"i just felt like if i was in that place for one more second, i'd literally die."

"you're actually thinking about doing this."

"it's not my fault you don't listen."

"i'm actually good at doing terrible things to people who deserve what's coming to them."

"he basically branded me."

"do you know any natural born killers?"

"he is an idiot. but he's also manipulative and an asshole."

"i'm nothing if not reasonable."

"i feel like my body's been tense for years, and i can finally just relax."

"he must think i'm an idiot, huh?"

"he thinks he's a mastermind."

"i used to think you were kind of stupid."

"i thought we weren't going to do this anymore."

"are you trying to ply me with liquor?"

"you just need to broaden your horizons."

"i didn't realize you were so competitive."

"you really think I can't out-eat that pretty boy?"

"it's not a real date."

"you are a riddle wrapped in a mystery."

"you decide when we're friends or not speaking or having sex. you're always in control."

"do you think you're in a position to negotiate right now?"

"screwing your boss seems pretty idiotic."

"closing your eyes to reality doesn't change anything."

"i don't know when you got so…broken."

"i really believed that he would do anything for me."

"you don't know what you're talking about, so you should just stop."

"i'm just trying to show you that it's not a big deal."

"can you please just let it be hard? can't that be okay?"

"i always knew i was destined to be famous."

"if this is you broken, stay broken."

"maybe we can die alone together."

"you should stay out of other people's marriages."

"i don't like the idea of you drinking alone."

"we both know how you are when you've had liquor."

"good catholic repression takes time."

"what have we said about swearing?"

"i don't know what he was getting into, but i know i want to stay out of it."

"i have a higher calling, babe."

"this whole world is designed for guys like him."

"you know that there are people who look at me and don't see a charity case?"

"you could be...more."

"i am so done with trying to be more. this should be enough."

"you shouldn't have asked me to do that."

"she's the only person that i have."

"we've both done terrible things, but we've done them for each other."

"let's just go back to how it was."

[unbecomemes]

kevin can eff himself sentence starters (pt one)

living in new england is just like that. warnings for drug/alcohol abuse and emotional abuse. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

“i do love a planning phase.”

“nothing says 'party' like your flowcharts.”

“someone has to be responsible.”

“you ever get that feeling that maybe change wouldn't be so…”

“pick up your trash. it's not that hard.”

“i don't think this actually would really make a lot of sense for us right now.”

“ladies always do it in the movies.”

“i wanted to feel fancy.”

“can't some things just stay the same?”

“it's a fresh start.”

“we can be everything we always wanted.”

“i can see us now, lying in that bed.”

“we can finally do that thing you say we'll never do.”

“i have always wanted to have the boss over for dinner.”

“if I do this, you have to behave, okay?”

“i must be crazy coming back here.”

“it's…elegant.”

“we're having a party and you're thinking about cleaning up?”

“i never get to be one of the boys.”

“just swear. ‘eff’ is so much worse.”

“it’s a party, not death row.”

“do you ever think about maybe trying to have just a little bit of fun?”

“maybe indulge in a hard seltzer?”

“i’m tired of trying.”

“i really think if i could start over and go somewhere else and just do everything right this time, i can finally be, like, done.”

“he said that things were gonna change.”

“do i never finish things, or does he take them from me?”

“what are you supposed to do if you can't close your eyes and picture a future where everything's okay?”

“dreaming's useless with him around.”

“you know what happens when you try to be funny.”

“i never really thought of us as a ‘we.’”

“i felt sorry for you. convincing yourself all your dreams are gonna come true…it was hard to watch.”

“i'm bad with cringe comedy.”

“good boys don't get to do anything fun.”

“this is my first time sneaking out of a house.”

“why'd i wait so long to do something like this?”

“i can't believe how much time i've spent talking about nothing.”

“i don't know when i got so isolated from everyone.”

“you're the one who pulled away.”

“you wanted someone to listen and nod and agree with you.”

“i feel like i don't even know this version of you.”

“she is a sexy little contraption.”

“i'm always impressed with how you can make ‘nothing to do with you’ all about you.”

“you hate them as much as i do.”

“i learn so much being married to you.”

“why is everybody up my ass this week?”

“we're in that mutually-assured destruction territory now, yeah?”

“you're the most self-controlled person I ever met.”

“i was so drunk, i don't even remember his name.”

“people pay good money to be locked inside a room.”

“sometimes i think she thinks i'm an idiot.”

“nowhere's better than anywhere else. they're all just bad in their own way.”

“up until minutes ago, i didn't know i liked you.”

“you just watched him and laughed.”

“he didn't like that i had something that was my own, so he took it away from me.”

“the world revolves around him.”

[unbecomemes]

noah kahan sentence starters

from hurt somebody, busyhead, and various singles. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

"i know that we need this."

"i've been too afraid to follow through."

"hold me close and i won't leave."

"you'll feel the sting and you'll think of me."

"tell me it won't hurt."

"you can make me balanced, but you can't make me whole."

"how come i'm weak when you're gone?"

"i want you."

"i want to haunt you."

"i want to believe i haven't lost you."

"don't take yourself so seriously."

"look at you, all dressed up for someone you never see."

"why won't you take me seriously?"

"you speak when you're nervous."

"have i served my sentence?"

"nothing would matter if i didn't care."

"just breathe for a moment."

"i've talked him down from a fight or two."

"i grew up wishing i could close off the way my dad did."

"he never felt a thing he didn't want to feel."

"i've been trying not to think of this as something tragic."

"i'm a man of sin."

"i grew up in the fallout of the riots in the nineties."

"one thing i like about me is that i'm nothing like you."

"you said i take up too much space."

"i'm glad you got the chance to be honest."

[unbecomemes]

i was / i am & cape elizabeth sentence starters

by noah kahan. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

"i forgot the things i've done."

"it's just good to be alive."

"i don't miss you, i miss the way you made me feel."

"i got so close to love with you."

"you were only a break from the fear of being alone."

"you can't swing when the fight's lost."

"is it any wonder no one ever really tries to call?"

"sometimes i feel like an animal."

"i always have a vision."

"i know we're close to an edge."

"i want to break this to you honestly."

"i know you're ready to move on from me."

"what if i told you that i got sober?"

"i got that tattoo off my shoulder."

"i'm fun again."

"would you love me then?"

"i could've sworn i would die young."

"you washed your hands of all my sins."

"sometimes love feels like some new foreign language."

"i swear i'm doing everything that i can."

"there's no way out of an angry crowd without stepping on some toes."

"they'll scream your name until the lights go out."

"you told me so."

"to know me is to hate me."

"call your mom back, kid."

"i wish i had tried to do more not to lose you."

"all i want is someone like you."

"you can't escape it, no matter how fast the car."

"these kids, they never act their age."

"who do you want to be in fifty years?"

"i never found a heart i couldn't break."

"this house feels like a grave."

"there's no shame in letting go."

"sometimes i feel this emptiness."

"if you could see it through my eyes, you'd understand my fear."

"i worry only luck brought me to you."

"you're all i have to lose."

"all my fears are facts of life."

"you never asked why."

"nobody's angry at any of this."

"when you're tired, you're someone else."

"honey, i'll do your laundry."

"i get scared for you."

"you hadn't called me in over a week."

"do you still take your pills in the morning?"

[unbecomemes]

stick season sentence starters

from the album by noah kahan, including bonus and deluxe tracks. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

"i was raised on little light."

"i love [place], but..."

"it's half my fault, but i like to play the victim."

"i thought i could cancel out the darkness i inherited."

"i miss the way you laugh."

"i know your name, but not who you are."

"there ain't a drop of bad blood."

"i still recall how the leather in your car feels."

"i looked so confident, but babe, i swear i was scared to death."

"you got all my love."

"there was heaven in your eyes."

"i could be your sacrifice."

"the town's the same as you left it."

"i was too afraid of living life in your footsteps."

"i was taking the wrong meds."

"it feels good to be sad."

"someday, i'm gonna be somebody people want."

"would we survive in a horror movie?"

"we know you got sober."

"are we all just pulling you down?"

"if i could lose you, i would."

"i'm angry at my parents for what their parents did to them."

"there are worse ways to stay alive."

"it's better to die numb than feel it all."

"are you bored yet?"

"i'm mean because i grew up in [place]."

"i will die in the house that i grew up in."

"i promise to be there this time."

"son, why do you do this to yourself?"

"if i could leave, i would've already left."

"i'm in love with being seen and afraid of being noticed."

"i've been exactly where you are."

"if you could see yourself like this, you would have never tried it."

"this is normal conversation, babe."

"we ain't angry at you, love."

"we'll be waiting for you, love."

"you're the greatest thing we ever lost."

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nerdy prudes must die sentence starters

songs from the starkid musical. feel free to change phrasing and pronouns as desired.

"my life is hanging on by a thread."

"i can't cut through all the tension."

"it's hell on earth."

"i'm tweeting all about it."

"it's a cruel and unusual brutality."

"it's one hell of a normal abnormality."

"we're friends, aren't we?"

"we succeed together, and we fail together."

"please, [name], don't you wanna help me out?"

"i'm so fucking dead."

"he's got the face of a saint."

"he's a literal monster."

"you all look disappointed."

"i bet you'd call this luck."

"what if i were king of the hill?"

"cheating's a two-way street."

"every crime needs a partner."

"she's smarter than she thinks she is."

"what if people see me as someone other than who am?"

"you got me hypnotized."

"you're looking all filthy-like."

"i'll never, ever tell you to behave."

"love me like you don't care."

"will you pray for me while i pull your hair?"

"i am expecting you to behave."

"on your knees."

"i think i love you more than i should."

"you've got my judgment all cloudy."

"he's just a nerd in disguise."

"she's gonna lure him in with her charm."

"you can't beat him where he's most equipped."

"so we're not gonna kick his ass?"

"you want me to film this?"

"this is where you grow up and accept your fate."

"i hear prison is cushy."

"it's not like we're selling crack."

"did you miss me while i was gone?"

"did you really think you'd get away?"

"i've got a list and you're on it."

"you pushed me off the edge."

"will you pray for me when i'm gone?"

"this is the consequence for what you've done."

"i'm not a loser."

"there's a man on the loose, and he's got a gun."

"we're chasing wild geese."

"you're better on the run than you are hiding."

"suddenly, this quiet town's exciting."

"how can something be medium and well?"

"life is full of all of thе trappings of the well-to-do."

"i was not unhappy about the attention."

"just for once, my life could be just what i wanted."

"i used to dance."

"i never wanted you anyway."

"who's the victim when you shoot me looks?"

"if i loved you, you would know it."

"if i loved you like you should be loved, babe, i'd let you know."

"how's this going to work when you're out of state?"

"the football team will meet your needs."

"the devil has won."

"someone's been a little naughty."

"don't frighten them, you nasty boy."

"one of us is in love, it doesn't take a detective."

"let me be cool this time."

"is it really a crime if you get to live your life to the fullest?"

"what do you think i'm doing?"

"you're not as cool as you think you are."

"you're as smart as i know you are."

"if i loved you, i'd have to let you go."

"if things were different, would you want to go out with me?"

"i never wanted to love you."

"it's like you knew me before you knew me."

"you're the best of me."

"just keep your hand there on my thigh."

"are you hard because you're stressed?"

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next 2 normal sentence starters

from the broadway recording. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed or desired.

"they're the perfect loving family."

"everything's great, why wouldn't it be great? it's great!"

"you need to slow down. take some time for yourself."

"i'm going to go have sex with your father."

"some days, i think i'm dying."

"the world will feel my power."

"i'm living on a latte and a prayer."

"what doesn't kill me doesn't kill me."

"it only hurts when i breathe."

"mozart was crazy."

"he knows my deepest secrets, and i know his name."

"the sex was simply inspired."

"i don't feel like myself."

"i'm trying to tell you i love you."

"this is one fucked up seduction."

"this planet is pretty much broken beyond all repair."

"i could be perfect for you."

"i'll make myself perfect for you."

"we'll be the one thing in this world that won't hurt."

"everything is perfect, and nothing's real."

"the sex is still amazing."

"we'll sit right down together like a happy family should."

"you say that you're hurting, but it sure doesn't show."

"can i touch you?"

"i've always been there."

"are you wanting what she can't give?"

"tell me what to do. tell me who to be."

"he's not here. i am here."

"you're our little pride and joy."

"i love you as much as i can."

"come closer."

"you know me."

"i need you to need me."

"i'm your dream come true."

"i'm your darkest nightmare."

"i own you."

"the baby wasn't planned."

"at times, it hurts to be healed."

"make up your mind to survive."

"i'd die to dance with you."

"there's a world where we can be free."

"how could she leave me on my own?"

"i've never had to face the world without her at my side."

"our house was a home long ago."

"i am riding on the brightest buzz."

"i'm missing all the fun."

"i thought you might call."

"have you been on the scene?"

"are you clean?"

"will you come to this dance?"

"i don't do dances."

"i couldn't give a flying fuck what's normal."

"we haven't had a normal day in years."

"we can get us back to better than before."

"your life has kind of sucked, i think."

"your life goes back to normal now."

"let me know you again."

"just shut up and listen."

"you remind me of me and how fucked up i can be."

"how could i ever forget?"

"you think this will help, but it won't."

"i was a child raising a child."

"the day that i lost you is as clear as the day we met."

"why stay?"

"everyone knows you tried."

"why not simply end it?"

"whatever may come, we'll come through."

"it's not perfect, but it's what we've got."

"maybe i've lost it at last."

"i see me in you."

"when i thought you might be dying, i cried for all we'd never be."

"maybe we can't be okay."

"maybe i'll see you at last."

"fucked up is perfect."

"so anyway, i'm leaving."

"what doctors call dysfunction we tried to call romance."

"i'll take a chance on leaving. it's that, or stay and die."

"i know you know who i am."

"i tried pretending that i don't give a damn."

"some hurts never heal."

"you don't have to be happy at all to be happy you're alive."

"the price of love is loss."

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my grandma vs. pneumonia sentence starters

from the album by the front bottoms. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

"i get these strange phone calls at night."

"It's a black eyed trust."

"there's nothing in california that you could not learn to hate."

"the answers will only be less clear."

"i would say anything if it would make you happy."

"we both know where this is going to lead."

"i'd fight your boyfriend if you thought i had to."

"i'd fight your boyfriend."

"you can call me when you sober up."

"let me know you're still alive."

"we can start over tonight."

"i shouldn't feel like i have to protect you."

"i love the way that your eyes glaze over."

"watch me leave with you tonight."

"you think you need more."

"i'll probably leave before the ending."

"if you're uncomfortable, i could take my clothes off too."

"we could stay up in your room."

"when it's all over and done with, you'll be the first person i tell."

"you're such a fucking hypocrite."

"they tell me drugs don't pay."

"i needed the money."

"what he's saying couldn't have been that funny."

"is anybody else burning up?"

"the end of the world makes me nervous."

"at my funeral, don't lie."

"there are things i wish you'd do more often."

"you know me like nobody else."

"let me enjoy the party."

"everybody here is tripping on some new drug."

"i have been thinking about letting my hair grow."

"i will learn to let things go."

"i'll take what i can get."

"i have been ignoring every single word you say."

"will you come over tonight?"

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roan martin sentence starters

from martin's ep and singles. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

"i think i might be stalling."

"i'm going all in."

"i guess this is my life now."

"what did young me know?"

"i think i'm on the right track."

"i'll get by on my own."

"i'll hear you through the phone."

"i wish i had more to say."

"we’re just a call away."

"i miss my old routine."

"i miss going out."

"darling, it's trouble out there."

"i don't really care to be a wise man anymore."

"you've got to play the fool sometimes."

"you get to play the fool."

"the right ways never seemed to work before."

"baby, you're going to burn out."

"life punishes the brave."

"the world is out to get you."

"so much of me still feels so new."

"don't they grow up so fast?"

"everybody's turning out to be so good."

"they say i'm still so young."

"I'm in my so-called prime, and i'm spеnding it all wishing that i just could turn back time."

"don't tell me it gеts worse."

"let me get through this shit first."

"the girl i thought i'd marry doesn't text me anymore."

"things aren't going to feel like they did before."

"i've been promised what i'll never have."

"i like the way kids think."

"for now, i think we're okay."

"that could never be my life."

"i could never be so bored."

"i lost my earrings in the mosh pit."

"we'll miss this once we've lost it."

"we're gonna miss this soon."

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things to ruin sentence starters

sentence starters adapted from joe iconis' theatrical concert. feel free to change wording, pronouns, etc. as needed.

"i loved up some girl and left her high and dry."

"there's not enough to keep me occupied."

"i'm hopped up on blood and pheromones."

"i've run out of bars to raise."

"i might not succeed, but i'll survive."

"all my language is wrong."

"i promise i can take it."

"that space shit is sexy as hell."

"that was like the naughtiest thing i've ever seen."

"nothing gets me off like nerds."

"my pharmacist knows me by name."

"the bullshit's getting harder to ignore."

"i don't know what's worth fighting for."

"i'm not saying we should fall in love."

"all i'm saying is that i'd be good for you."

"i’ll wait for you on the sidelines."

"i will be there the very second you call."

"i don’t need no fuckin’ invitation."

"you're not allowed to make demands."

"you're much too young to know better."

"never say what you really feel."

"i think you need to think about why everyone hates you."

"does it feel as good as you thought it would?"

"pour me some of that strong stuff."

"the whiskey don’t work as well as it used to."

"you're not that special."

"where the hell is [place], anyway?"

"it’s not that i don’t like you, because i really, really do."

"you’re taking this a bit too hard."

"it was wicked fun, really."

"he was the same as every man you ever had before."

"you are the only woman for me."

"i might not be handsome enough for a woman like you."

"it’s about that time when normal people quit."

"stay here for a while."

"life goes by so fast."

"time is still when you’re with me."

"i'm on the edge of being happy."

"i'm on the brink of something new."

"if you want to take me home, all i need is respect."

"you might as well be dead."

"you’ve never seen hell that’s as fresh as mine."

"i’ve been cautious for way too long."

"i won’t apologize for wanting what i know that i deserve."

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playlist sentence starters

sentence starters adapted from one of my character playlists. think sacrificial lamb, repression, and being a poster child for a cause you don't support.

"we haven't been on speaking terms for so long."

"do you think that you could learn to love me anyway?"

"i don't recognize me."

"they've taken more than i've given them."

"i think i forgot how to be happy."

"do as i say, don’t do as i do."

"you're just like me."

"none of it was accidental."

"we only own our hell."

"all my life, i've been so lonely."

"i think i've been too good of a girl."

"i don't know what it is i feel for you."

"i love being your friend."

"i don't want to give you false hope."

"the idea of being in love with you makes me so scared."

"i'm tired of being liked for something that i'm not."

"i'm disappointing everyone who believed in me."

"my whole life's like some test."

"it's not my place to interfere."

"why doesn't it get better with time?"

"don't forget to keep that smile on your face."

"you've got to try a little harder."

"these days, i believe in bigfoot more than G-d."

"i guess a savior beats a friend who thinks you're good enough."

"if you need to be mean, be mean to me."

"i am stronger than you give me credit for."

"i'm shining just for you."

"times are hard for dreamers."

"the past can only fade."

"you have to be soft to be strong."

"there's no shame in being sincere."

"make me sound special."

"we've never fought like this before."

"i hate that you know what i mean."

"tell me everything's alright."

"i don't need your rescue."

"if something's wrong, you can count on me."

"i will love you with every single thing i have."

"i will love you without any strings attached."

"i don't want to talk about myself."

"i just want to learn how to be loved."

"what a privilege it is to love."

"don't expect me to play fair."

"i found what i've been looking for."

"maybe i need a little company."

"you need help i can't provide."

"i believe that love will win."

"when i want to see my future, i just look into your eyes."

"i wonder what they're trying to achieve."

"i'm who i am today because i knew you."

"give them no reason to stare."

"there's no need to say goodbye."

"i owe you some answers."

"here's to never looking back."

"there's nothing i'm not worthy of."