mewtwo is savage
I need more pokemon shaming
0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo
wallacepolsom

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
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Andulka
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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mewtwo is savage
I need more pokemon shaming
0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo
That’s what I need for my school supplies
juno (2007) dir. jason reitman
i refuse to let this video die
I’ve been laying in my bed, wishing I had never woken. Begging God to rid my head of every word you’ve ever spoken.
-Drown (Front Porch Step)
Me, with my indie folk gf
Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?
I hate your cigarettes and the men that you go see because one is killing you while the other’s killing me
Aware by Front Porch Step (via fluffyrage)
Use the phrase "My understanding was..." instead of "I assumed..."
If you use the phrase “I assumed…”, you’ll be viewed as having hastily jumped to a conclusion based on insufficient evidence.
If you use the phrase “My understanding was…”, people will merely think you misunderstood something, and will be far kinder to you (and in instances where what you misunderstood was something they said, they will often apologize, or fault themselves for not being more explicit).
This is especially useful in a professional/workplace environment. Telling your supervisor you “assumed” something typically results in a reprimand; saying “My understanding was…” will instead be attributed to a miscommunication, or a lack of clarity in their original instructions.
I starting using this and it has avoided so many arguments 🙌🏾
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
me:
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
The fuckin DISRESPECT
me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
this is a personal attack
“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”
Finally someone who understands.
Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.
Ideal pronoun