The Forever Untitled, Personal Blog

[captain-price-returns]

[lucabyte]

happy pride . and shes the one with the company login

[mad64art]

[despazito]

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[theehorsepusssy]

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[thememedaddy]

[rosepaya]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Why is Vegeboop so unique?

[orbcube]

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

[flaque-de-sang-savoureux]

Unfortunately every time he gets close it slips out and he has to start over

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

One must imagine Sisyphus edged

[magicratfingers]

Werewolf boyfriend

[magicratfingers]

100k 2026 believer

[tieflingkisser]

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on