drunkenly hooked up but you’re dating my roommate who already hates me college au
we’re both professors in the same department and it enhances your reputation with the students as a mysterious enigma and my reputation as a stone-cold terror if we pretend to hate each other, plus when we back each other up in departmental meetings everybody’s so surprised they give in right away
we were making out but then my roommate walked in and I shoved you in the closet and you had to sit in there cramped for hours I’m sorry
we go on secret dates only during the late nights/early mornings to avoid people, and it’s not so bad watching the sunrise and walking under street lamps with you
we cant date because i care too much about my image but you look so good and so many people are trying to pick you up and I can only sit in the corner and seethe, and now people are giving me concerned looks
we argued so much during a class discussion that we both got kicked out and we’re still arguing outside of class”
you’re my chemistry professor and we’re not allowed to fuck but i keep visiting you at office hours and damn when that tie is off i just cant help but flirt
you’re my student and i really shouldn’t be looking at u like this but damn ur hot and im horny
i just had sex with you at the campus brothel but now we’re both in American Lit class and im really surprised - i didnt know alpha prostitutes were even a thing?
you’re dad works for Alpha Labs? good, now i know who to haze for the rest of the semester - DOWN WITH THE CASTE SYSTEM!
so you’re the one who is even smarter than the rest of us - interesting, pls help me because im the one who is slightly dumber than the rest of the alphas
sometimes i feel like im the only insecure alpha in existence, OMG SAME lets date
i read old novels about love and a part of me wants that, even tho i know its so unpopular and stupid
hey we’re roommates, but aren’t you the girl/guy who is sleeping with my mom/dad?
we both have abusive “parents”, lets get drunk and relate to each other about it, maybe make out too
we’ve been playing a lot of tennis together recently, is it too weird to invite you to a strip club for my birthday party?
im still figuring out what i want to study but youve totally got everything figured out, lets sleep together and maybe ur self-assurance will rub off on me
i hear you dont like do do drugs and i love to do drugs, lets hang, maybe i can change your mind
im one of the only alphas in this school who is a virgin and u keep trying to sleep with me but im afraid once we do it will be very obvious ive never done it before so every time we get naked i run in to the bathroom and pretend to be sick or act like ive got somewhere to be
we’re doing a group project and im pissed because you didnt bring ur part of the work in today, lets fight and fuck about it