you're my religion

[skarchomp]

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

[katiemv]

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[cali-cocaine]

[lapotencia55]

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

[officiallightningmcqueen]

please read this whole thing.

[weloveshortvideos]

Michael Jackson hated touring lol 

[queernigga]

Me

[glitteryheaux]

me singing along to 24k magic: this one is for the hustlas, gangstas bad bitches and ya ugly ass friends

me: remembers im the ugly ass friend*

[deanwincherter]

[vagabond-named-veli]

I am 1000% here for this. Please make this happen.

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

I support! I’m so down for this!!!

[stability]

girls are legitimate angels

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[dwnsy]

[kawaki]

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

[illmaticraj]

Anybody else remember this commercial? It used to always be on Cartoon Network at night.

[keithsweatshop]

this is the content that i signed up for tumblr for

[legalmexican]

The Power of Love goes AWF

[jenniferlawurence]

[blackmodel]

MOOD

[duwangarang-deactivated20190419]

[d0nn0]

[51don]

[bitchiethoughts]

[femmefluff]

“My introduction was that I was the Chair of the Black Panther Party. I always like to remind people that I was actually the Chairman of the Black Panther Party. I wasn’t the Chairperson, Chairwoman, or the Chair. I was the Chairman of the Black Panther Party because I took over the slot that was called Chairman. So I continued to be called Chairman.

There’s a lot of people wondering, well how did she become the Chairman of the Black Panther Party? You know, it was a paramilitary organization dominated by men in numbers and kind of a rough situation. 

I had a guy ask me once, he said, “You know it’s said that you became Chairman of the Black Panther Party because you slept with Eldridge Cleaver and you slept with Huey Newton and you slept with Bunchy Carter. Is that true?”

And so I said well, the first thing I have to say is that I never slept with Bunchy Carter…

The second thing I want to say is that Eldridge Cleaver slept with half the women in the state of California, in and out of the Black Panther Party, with and without their permission. Huey Newton certainly slept with the other half or at least they tried to sleep with him because Huey was just that fine.

And none of those women however became the Chairman of the Black Panther Party.

So if you want to have a correct analysis, the analysis is either, that was not the criterion for becoming the Chairman of the Black Panther Party, or I had the baddest pussy in the state of California.”

– Elaine Brown, speaking in Akron 2006

[sapphrikahhh]

Elaine Brown is that bitch.

[sourcedumal]

HA! TELL THESE NIGGAS

[kingjaffejoffer]

That was hard as fuck lmao

and damn @ her dragging Eldridge Cleaver like that

(not that it wasnt deserved)