Look at the stars

Emilie. She/her. 94er. Quebec, Canada. Music lover. Star gazer. Ace.

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[dailyflicks]

COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

[paulthebukkit]

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

[paulthebukkit]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[thewiglesswonder]

[squashfolded]

[0rki3]

[oonajaeadira]

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[clearskjes]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

good work everyone

[autistic-michael-queerler]

[queermarzipan]

[malibuklaus]

[malibuklaus]

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

[lynati]

She must really, really, REALLY want to help her daughter build character.

[guooey]

Love him... love mr. cool...

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

[despicableplankton]

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

[expressions-of-nature]

by Jaeyoun Ryu

[hikaruhoshina]

Me logging onto this website

[gasterofficial]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[beepost-generator]

This post lives in my head. I deeply love “I think it can digging in the ground for tubers”

But I can’t stress enough that echidnas cannot be doing that. They are insectivores. Their mouth is not at all capable of biting a potato.

[worm-suggestion]

Well…

Maybe it just keeps them. I don’t know.

[technicallyoneofakind]

@strayknight

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

[huffylemon]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

[mariacallous]

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

[sith-shenanigans]

[crystalshard]

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

[ghostfiish]

Monty Hall's Law: There's a 1/3 chance of receiving crap if you switch prizes.

Sturgeon's Problem: 90% of everything is goats.