dafuq

[thiscatisonfire]

Fave new twitter thread

[radicalgraff]

“May the flesh of kings feed the earth”

Graffiti seen in Portland, Oregon during the ongoing protests

[milk-and-meat]

This is what earlier peoples did.

They fed the Earth with kings, important and/or precious members of the community.

The bogs and the cold places give up the offerings from time to time.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

King Claudius: Now, Hamlet, where’s Polonius? Hamlet: At supper. Claudius: At supper! where? Hamlet: Not where he eats, but where he is eaten: a certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet: we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots: your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service, two dishes, but to one table: that’s the end. Claudius: Alas, alas! Hamlet: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm. Claudius: What dost you mean by this? Hamlet: Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar. - William Shakespeare, Hamlet

[sixpenceee]

Rare deep sea footage of a Jelly fish

[mentiendez]

😯

[trill-horoka]

Aliens

[ulfur-ironborn]

Wicked

[emilysblunt]

Bonus: 

[quotemadness]

“Please be patient with me. Sometimes when I’m quiet it’s because I need to figure myself out. It’s not because I don’t want to talk. Sometimes there are no words for my thoughts.”

— Kamla Bolanos

[crazilyawesomeme-deactivated202]

They’re coming after us now

[tgwdlmreprised]

oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes

[cactusrabbit-deactivated2019120]

Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[honeyloverogers-deactivated2022]

yall need to stop emotionally depending on celebrities and draw the line between admiration and obsession bc at this point, it’s very blurred for most of you.

they’re literally as much as a stranger to you as you are to them. don’t let how accessible they are bc of social media fool you.

[stevenscrivello]

[hardlocke]

Pro-tip: You can use paper twice if you take your notes in pencil first and then write over it in pen. 

@shitstudyblr please validate me

[sevenfactorial]

EXTRA-Pro-tip: If you use a marker, you can go a THIRD time

This is honest to go one of the most cursed photos I have. I usually don’t dare show it because it makes people want to cry. If I remember correctly, I actually would do front and back in pencil, then on just one side, i would use pen then fine tip marker. You can barely see the pencil at all but I promise it’s there.

This is specifically from back in calc 3 (multivariable calc) from freshman year of undergrad. I did this basically the entire semester.

[hardlocke]

I’m honestly so relieved to know I’m not alone

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I’m dying this looks like when someone who doesn’t know math makes a chalkboard graphic or mad scientist’s set prop

[jcogitae-blog]

Who carries tjos many varients of writing implement but not more paper?

[sevenfactorial]

the answer is two fold: 1) at that point I owned like 4 or 5 double ended pen/marker things 2) I had more paper. Plenty more paper. While this is the only evidence I still have, I did this many times over the course of a semester. I had other choices yet I took this one

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notallwhoarelostwander-deactiva]

This is the same generation that were eating Tide Pods and filming themselves online

Yeah, good leadership

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Oh shut up you fucking mook

When I was a teen we were planking on five story buildings

In the 90’s you’d play chicken with actual moving cars

Back in the 60’s you had teenagers piling into phone booths, squishing each other, a suffocation risk

Human kids do stupid shit but stupidity isn’t a sign of lack of intelligence, just sense

These kids now are fucking ready to lynch your entire shitty system and I’m so excited to watch you and your fucking dinosaur friends burn

[cryptidcanigula]

D A M N

[windows-operating-system-deacti]

Fuck it up

[rip-paramour]

Indeed.

[dandeli0ns0up]

p r e a c h

[bidoctor]

nature series 12/∞

[gael-garcia]

(x)

[believeinprongs-blog]

[pieceofchocolate]

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

[descendedintospace-deactivated2]

100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

[hashtagparksandrec]

[awed-frog]

WHOA

[awesomacious]

Your love and support can break the sound barrier :)