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I just reblog anything I like, but if you want me to tag something or want me to fix an error, please let me know! 28 / Any Pronouns

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[thememedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[pooblet]

SOURCE

I SAW THIS & IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF @shrimp-bird

[narcissistcookbook]

I was at the Seattle concert last night (had so much fun) but I find it hilarious that when you started playing heavy rain on hot tin roofs I kept yawning because that track is on my sleep playlist

open with everyone's alarm, end with everyone's sleep track, full circle baby

[bowlby4]

[our-queer-experience]

i’m sure you guys have heard about kansas invalidating trans ids- just so you know it’s not all hopeless

[our-queer-experience]

hi did you know that trans christians spend their entire lives in faiths that try and convince them that on a cosmical level they should hate themselves and for them this would be emotionally fufilling? hi did you know that kansas is over 70% christian? hi did you know that just because you think atheism is the correct and the only thing that deserves respect that doesn’t mean that this isn’t incredibly impactful and meaningful for many people?

[donniehaspronouns]

reblogging this again to bring up that when my grandma said she didn’t understand trans people, and why would they betray the body God gave them, it would have been 0 help to explain to her all the biological and cultural and societal components to the existence of the concept of gender and trans people. You know what did make her pause and reconsider her stance? “Did you ever think that maybe God made trans people on purpose?” And we got to have a conversation about all the interesting things God has made so why wouldn’t God make trans people? And she came out of the conversation with more grace and understanding.

[ape-of-naples]

lmao

[ape-of-naples]

come on

[maxknightley]

"of course this is a valid historical source. it says 'this happened' right there at the top of the page."

[ironinkpen]

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

[ironinkpen]

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

[ironinkpen]

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory

betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat

immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason

ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant

decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days

instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city

in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????

[prettybirdy979]

#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he's the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they're pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)

[rawr-monsters]

Here's the thing, prev, so are a lot of Zuko's dumbest ideas, like following the seals under ice at the North Pole. It did work, but man why was that even on your radar

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[narcissistcookbook]

someone should invent a waking up that feels good

[narcissistcookbook]

you know what. i made this bed and now i have to lie in it.

[narcissistcookbook]

this is the worst thing that has ever happened

[narcissistcookbook]

choice excerpts from my ideas notebook

[rememberingwaves]

one day i'll post art that isn't MYTH/tnc specific im just locked in right now

[narcissistcookbook]

this is now canonical official art for The Girl Who Painted Death, i an truly insane about this art

[narcissistcookbook]

letting my To Do list bloat beyond comprehension with tiny tasks over the course of weeks until I want to fill my pockets with stones and walk off a tall building, and then setting one evening aside and doing all the tiny easy tasks in an hour or two and feeling high from the relief

it's like choking yourself out for the buzz, i recommend it

[narcissistcookbook]

IS THIS NARCISSIST COOKBOOK OFFICIAL?????? HELP 💀

yes, here's a photo from my camera roll to prove it

i don't remember why i made this at all

[narcissistcookbook]

another thing i don't remember making or why i made it

[pocketmoose]

"My ass is a dumptruck," I whisper to myself, "my thighs are also dumptrucks." I try to reassure myself as I penguin walk across the road, "Got that low centre of gravity, can never slip on ice."

"Wah wah wah wah wah waaah" I say as I slip and fall on my dumptruck ass

[narcissistcookbook]

hey usamericans

i've missed you

maybe i should come back again?