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I’m Pretty Sure That If I Wasn’t Addicted To Kim Taehyung Then Everyone On Earth Would Assume That I’m Gay.

ahhh wait fuck they already do oh well shit i guess i’ll just look at that one gif of taehyung in bed moving towards the camera in the dark hips first i’m okay

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Me: I really need a guy to sweep me off my feet. I'm so lonely!

My Sister, looking at my lockscreen on my phone: isn't this your boyfriend? *points to Felix*

Me:

Me:

My Sister:

Me:

Me:

Me: yes

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Yugyeom: Counting in English is fairly simple. Watch! *counts from 1-7*

Jungkook: *struggling but trying his best to keep up* aish how did you learn this so smoothly? You must have spent hours practicing!

Yugyeom: Yeahhh... *flashbacks to every time he has screamed "_ OUT!!!" ensue*

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Yugyeom: *knocks on door to bts dorm*

Taehyung: *answers door* oh hey Jungkook it's good to see you

Yugyeom: I'm not- he's- you see- I'm here for-

Jin: Kookie! My little prince. Where have you been?

Meanwhile at the got7 dorm, Jungkook: *knocks on door*

Bambam: *answers door, proceeds to dab* hey Yugyeom you're back soon

Jungkook: Oh, no- it's not- actually I'm-

Jackson: Yuggy! How was your day out with Jungkook?

Jungkook, on the phone: It fucking happened again.

Yugyeom: Being a maknae is bullshit.

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ok so I get my blog is all kpop and me being weird and all, but last night I watched Nathan Chen  (the usa male figure skater) have a few mishaps and mistakes. It was his first Olympic skate. He was probably nervous as hell. If you watched the ending of his piece, you can easily see how distraught he already is. I hurt so much for him. Likewise, I also just watched the South Korean Olympic opening ceremony. It may have just been my tired, sleep-deprived eyes, but I’m pretty sure I saw him with his head down in the stands. This poor boy; he really deserves some love rn.

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Me: *has 97% average in my ap biology class*

Me: *gets 96% on test*

Life and the public education system: hey let's fuck with her

My ap biology average: -78%

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Jungkook: *walks into Jimin's dorm room wearing male ballet slippers and flexing thighs* hey

Jimin: *looks up* what the fuck? Why are you wearing those?

Jungkook: I dunno, I just thought you'd like to know that I got them in Busan, where I was born actually. Ballet. Busan. Big thighs.

Jimin: IDENTITY THEFT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE JUNGKOOK. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG!

Jimin: oh that's funny- TAEHYUNG!

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A Concern of Mine:

For a little while, I've seen more and more people posting, telling of how they're concerned with Jimin's weight. At first, I thought they were just being a little over concerned and only trying to suggest that he eat more. But I was wrong. It's extremely worrying to see not only Jimin, but all of BTS look so thin. Maybe I'm completely wrong about this, but it's starting to make me worried for their health and safety.

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Jackson Wang.

Reblog if you agree.

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Does anyone else look at other people (such as band members, actors, etc.) and just hurt a little bit? Not even just looking at whatever pose they're doing or their facial expression, but just seeing their image pop up on your little screen, does it ever hurt? Does your heart feel heavier as it beats faster, does your breath catch in your throat?

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I Like How You Can Pretty Much Search Up Anything On Tumblr And If You Scroll Long Enough You'll Find A Kpop Picture.

Just saying. We should be proud of ourselves!

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For we were diving headfirst into an empty void of a pool, bracing ourselves for the impact that may never come.

Me.

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Person: Hey, can you rap?

Me: Totally.

Person: Really? Show me!

Me: A to the G to the U to the STD-

Person: *leaves, wishing they hadn't asked*

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My friends: Hey, we're going out on the town tonight, you should join us!

Me: Tonight? Oh, um, sorry, I already have plans.

My friends again: Let's go to the movies!

Me: I'm sorry, I'm busy again.

My friends one last time: Do you want to come over and just have a chill night in together? We can just do whatever and hang out.

Me: Can't, sorry.

My friends: What are you doing to keep you so busy all of a sudden?

Me: Admiring God Himself, Kim Namjoon. Looking straight at the sun, Jung Hoseok. Squealing over Kim Taehyung. Fantasizing cooking with Kim Seokjin. Wishing I could fall asleep next to Min Yoongi. Thinking about Park Jimin's baby cheeks. Chasing my dreams of calling Jeon Jungkook oppa, just to see his face.

My friends: So scrolling through your phone for countless hours.

Me: Yes.

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What I say: Oh, sorry, I can't go, I'm busy.

What I actually mean: Yeah, I'm really not sorry nor am I busy. The most productive thing I'll be doing tonight is fangirling over kpop idols while eating in a dark room. Will I regret it in the morning? Probably. Will I have to spend time away from my lovely biases so that I can be surrounded by people who don't understand why I know how to say a minimal amount of Korean phrases and know a little bit too much about Korean culture? Nope.

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Jackson and His Mind:

Jackson: You know, maybe for once I won't be so extra today. I think I'll be relaxed, composed.

Jackson's Mind: hAH YOU FUNNY BOI

Jackson: No, really, it's been a while since I just sat calmly in a room and enjoyed some silence.

Jackson's Mind: Oh, okay, well we could do that or... OH MY GAWD IS THAT ERIC?!

Jackson: ERIC OH OH OH IT'S ON COME ON LET'S GO SQUARE UP